This is timely (DISCLAIMER: does not count as one of my three sentences)
Morbidly obese slow-moving people (is there any other kind?) should be forced to walk in single file, and avoid narrow pavements. They should also be prevented from going into the shops and other enclosed spaces which I intend to visit, as should oscenely ugly people. Or rounded up and used to solve the world's meat shortage, along with Quentin, who I assume is grossly overweight.

How did I do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*whistles YMCA*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

These people don't walk anywhere, do they?
That's part of the problem.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

i hate people who are obscenely fat too
a girl came in for an interview yesterady and she was massive and my collague said he likes girls with a bit of meat on them

and i said, yeah but not the whole butcher's shop
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

No you didn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*click*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

yeah i did no word of a lie, honest
obviously not to her, she was out of earshot
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)