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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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Lets do the daily hate! like from that book yeah??!?
You have three sentances to moan and whinge about something you can't stand. Bonus points for other users.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:54, 187 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hate PsychoChomp
I hate George Orwell and I hate stupid questions on offtopic.
Am I doing this right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I don't really hate Chompy
In fact he is one of my favourite posters.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Suck up

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I even prefer him to that one of the tennis bird scratching her arse.
He's THAT good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I have a poster of Chompo scratching his arse

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Ew.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You're making me blush.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)

1. Naked Ape's shit posts and bent face make me want to pour Domestos in my eyes.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Pour it in his fucking gay tea, that'll solve it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

YEAH.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

The prefix here implies doom-laden sequels
As did arguably the most terrifying "FILM" title of all time, Pokemon; The First Movie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Please don't let me stop you

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I fucking hate people playing music throgu the speakers on their phone.
It's chavy and annoying.
I hate people walking slowly, even more if they're with someone else and blocking me, if they're fat I want to kick their shins.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

See below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

i hate jimmy saville

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

squawk squawk squawk squwak
squawk legless is dull legless is dull squawk
squawk honda accord honda accord squawk

squawk cheers
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

This is timely (DISCLAIMER: does not count as one of my three sentences)
Morbidly obese slow-moving people (is there any other kind?) should be forced to walk in single file, and avoid narrow pavements. They should also be prevented from going into the shops and other enclosed spaces which I intend to visit, as should oscenely ugly people. Or rounded up and used to solve the world's meat shortage, along with Quentin, who I assume is grossly overweight.

How did I do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

*whistles YMCA*

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

These people don't walk anywhere, do they?
That's part of the problem.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

i hate people who are obscenely fat too
a girl came in for an interview yesterady and she was massive and my collague said he likes girls with a bit of meat on them

and i said, yeah but not the whole butcher's shop
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

No you didn't.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*click*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

yeah i did no word of a lie, honest
obviously not to her, she was out of earshot
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I don't hate.
It's just negative energy and achieves nothing.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

You gaylord.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

That's 313 words
Not 3 sentences.

As a punishment, you will have lines. Write out "Bono" 313 times.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Very good
Now name 313 Irish "rock" singers with a peculiar penchant for wearing sunglasses indoors and at night.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

What's "onob" spelt backwards? 313 times?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I think it might be
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You'll be relieved to learn that I am now bored of this game

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Good. So am I.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I hate continual, overbearing, oppressive grey skies.
It took five months for them to fuck off last year. I wonder how long it'll take this year?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

six

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

That's the spirit!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

i hate anyone that ever has, does or will present "T4"

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

If I understand correctly (and this is rare)
isn't T4 something to do with children's television?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It's teenage tv.

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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Teenagers are children though, right?
Either way, I'm pretty sure that Nakers shouldn't be watching it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I don't but, one sees the adverts or flicks through it
and that is enough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I hate Pooflake and SpankyHanky, they ruined /QOTW

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Don't forget Legless and Apeloverage.
Pair of cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Apeloverage is really not worth getting upset about
The flaying he got while trying to push his wares on /OT will be my eternal memory of the deluded twatter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

He has always annoyed me, so I was delighted to have the opportunity to have a go at him when he spammed OT.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

That was quite possibly my favourite thread ever
Rare that the whole board unites to turn on one individual. It was like we were the Waltons instead of the Bluths.

I think my favourite part was when I'd run out of things to mock him for, and then someone pointed out that he was Australian.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

He's not.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Still a cunt though.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That's disappointing
Although hardly likely to be relevant, unless I ever have cause to mock him again, which really is up to him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm getting confused, here.
Legless = English
Apehelmet = Aussie
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Oh good
*drags rotting horse-carcass of cricket-related jokes out of storage, readies whip*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Apehelmet = English in Australia via noncing some girl in greece

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Are you making this up?
And if not, how the hell do you know?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

IIRC there was a QOTW story of a slightly noncey bent involving a Greek girl he was teaching, or something.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I was able to post a review on Amazon without having even purchased his shitty little book.
This pleased me greatly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That was fucking hilarious
Although it probably will make him think twice about trying the same trick again, which robs us of future comedy potential
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

He'll try it again. He's arrogant like that. The cunt.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Oh, I hope so
His replies were genius. So woefully deluded that it made me wonder if the whole thing was a wind-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I have a couple of nice little online surprises for him if he does...
Wordpress populates Google results very quickly when something new is pushed live online.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

This is exactly why I'm nice to everyone
Never anger a geek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I assumed it was a hangover from the years of bullying you suffered at school.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*winces*
Um, that's disturbingly accurate. I prefer to attribute it to my parents raising me well, but I imagine the 7 years of constant abuse throughout secondary and sixth form have contributed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'm very perceptive

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

So what can you tell about me based on my favourite colour?
Which is red, as you're asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Red?
Screaming bender.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

So you're only very perceptive once a day,
and then you fall back on tired memes?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You know how it works...

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Legless is responsible for me being here.
So I guess that does make him a cunt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

An even bigger cunt than I already thought he was.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I WILL NOT HEAR A BAD WORD ABOUT POOFLAKE.
*looks stern*
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

have you visited him in Coventry? because if you did, he will have had some sort of wanking disaster around you
whether you know it or not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

He is all of the awesomes.
I'd love it if he had a wanking disaster while thinking of me.
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girlinthehole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

then why does he write such irritating convaluted drivel!?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)

His spelling's not usually too bad, at least.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

meh
EDIT: actually iRl i read things back and correct typos and sp mistakes, here i just can't be arsed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Interpreted as
"You've got me Rev, I don't have a friggin clue what the spelling mistake is, and I don't know how to use spell check."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

People hating Legless, pooflake, spanky and co is what ruined QOTW.
If you'd all just shut the fuck up about it and stop winging we'd all be better off.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

2. The life, works and face of David 'Bowie' Jones.
The only thing worse than him is people who are really 'into Bowie'. They should be 'into a cement mixer'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I also dislike Frank Zappa and his fans intensely.
He was not at all funny, cf Bill Hicks who was a turd.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I agree that Zappa was not really funny
But some of his music is fantastic. Admittedly his catalogue is so vast that there is a huge amount of crap there too, but the good stuff is really good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

And Bill Hicks was funny when I was 16
I'll leave him there and not go back to check, I think.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Well he's not funny now!
/cancerlols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I watched one of his stand-up shows recently for the first time in years
Two things; one, whilst undoubtedly an intelligent, right-thinking man, he wasn't really all that funny. And second, this PoV may be entirely reversible depending on how much weed you smoke.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I smoke loads.
He was shit.

THE END.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Ah, you're more of a Dennis Leary fan eh?
Now he was an unfunny cunt.
Has he died of cancer yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

What a cunt he is.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

My basis for this is as follows;
Watched Hicks on DVD in Uni whilst stoned, laughed myself silly.
Watched Hicks on iPlayer sober, barely raised a smile

It's not the MOST scientific of theories, granted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Speaking as a renowned heterosexual
I think he's actually very handsome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

He's a bonk-eyed flid.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

At least he's had his teeth sorted out.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'd gladly sort his teeth out.
*goes to B&Q*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I'm ignoring your question because I forgot to put my answer to the Tactless QOTW
So I will bore you guys with it.

The night they discovered my dads body I was in London staying with my aunt the day before going to see my girlfriend. I got the call at about 11.30pm and called my girlfriend at midnight to tell her. The next day I went to visit my girlfriend and as I walked through the door her mother looked at me with a face like thunder and shouted "What kind of person phones their girlfriend at midnight! It kept me awake and I have to fly to Brussells today!" "I'm really sorry" I said "But I had a good reason" She shouted right in my face "Nothing as important as a death!" and stormed out of the house for her three day business trip. She didn't find out until she got back and she never mentioned it again.
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Peej, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

You should have clit kicked her

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Hoofed her in the cod mitten.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

sucker punched her gunky cunt

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Headbutted her axe wound.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Clouted her in the clunge

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

flicked her beans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Ok, I've deliberated over these now
And, while I like the alliteration of Trotter's effort, there is something pleasing about the repeated "uh" sound in Apo's work along with the (almost) iambic pentameter used.

Nakers wins.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

\o/ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

can i get a runner up badge?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Man, I hate the offtopic cliques
They can suck my balls
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I'll clean them up abit first

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

i wish i was in a aclique
b3ta's 3rd most bullied poster postin right here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Manolith says your the Truth Fairy
well.... WELL ?????????
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

manolith don't know jack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Who's Jack? ARE YOU JACK?!?!?
anyway it's on ip address, she said she lived in a shared house so could be one of her housemates or some shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

jack works in sales, i'm on set up and support, think TTF might be the girl who showed me a link aa few weeks ago, works on accounts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Is she as funny in real life?
edit: Here's a way to check if it's her, email her saying "hey do you know any accounting puns" and see how long it takes for her to shut up. Less than 4 hours, it's not TTF
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

she looks like a bloke mate, reckon i think she thinks she's quite funny
she brought in some game and a book yesterday for something called skyrim, made me want to punch her tits off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Ha ha ha, love it.
I'm going to play skyrim and I look like a bloke. But I have no tits to punch off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I've been claiming it as Truth Fairy for a while
Truthy stopped posting around the same time that Quento started.
Plus they both have a similar MO of flitting between constantly repeating the same joke and occasionally posting normally.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

If it is Truthbert
it's doing a good job of keeping up the poor grammar and punctuation bit, because I don't recall Truthbert having that problem.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)

3rd?
Seriously?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

yeah frisbee and mortal wombat are just ahead of me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Ah, forgot about the Wombat
Is there some sort of poll to prove these beakerings?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

jsut a feeling i've got, i go from board to board and can't settle
they bully on QOTW, the bully on links, off topic are mean, talk are actually the frendliest of the bunch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Talk are the friendliest. We are the mongiest.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

See if you can work out why

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

cos your pricks
note the lack of question mark
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

And grammar

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

grammar lives with grandad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

and yet
you're equally tedious on all of them.

that takes some doing, mr vanilla.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

are we back on?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

you probably are
you bleeding little pussy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

i love it when we flirt, i reckon you'd be right filth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

You totally want him

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

i have done my share of weirdos on this website
and a few other people's shares as well!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

if i were single, which i might be soon i'd be using your vulva as a cockring right now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

ssh now
more interesting people down there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

But you are frisbee...

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

yeah i even gav out legal advice yesterday, i'm like a slim rachelswipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I am trained in harassing bullied people.
Do you want to talk about your feelings?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

don't want to be harrassed thanks, the bullyings bad enough
what bit is it i always miss out screowm or something?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I meant advising bullied and harassed people. I was being nice.
but see, everyone subconsciously wants to do you in. Even me.
You miss out 'zzzzeeeeeeooooowm'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

i'm done in already amte, its a hard life
'zzzzeeeeeeooooowm'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Are you trying to load a picture of Su Pollard?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

do rich people use ferror rocher as cereal?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

We can up you to number 1 if you like?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

oh wait what? see what i mean, its bloody atrocious

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

i probably would
if you bought me enough champagne first
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Oh god she's pissed!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

*does 'drinky' hand gesture*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

hey!
ONE glass of wine!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)

...and you'll suck Rory's balls...wow

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

You'd do it for a can of Vimto and a pat on the head

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I fucking hate vimto
if you want a red fruity drink, have some bloody port you big girl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I'm not the one offering to lick Rory's balls for a glass of port and a pat on the head

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

this time.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

no
did you not read the post? i said, if he bought me enough champagne.

whether that is half a glass or the whole vineyard is between me and him!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

At least we know how to get Rory's balls covered in fizzy sick now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

the thought has certainly frightened him off!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Can always tell when you've had a drink - you start using exclamation marks

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Can always tell when you've had a drink - ~~you start using exclamation marks~~ it's after 1PM.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

~~exclamation marks~~ teeth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

hahaha!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

people who fuck their sisters
people who choke their cats with coins

people who can't spell "sentence"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

*checks*
*re-checks*
*writes "sentence" down several times"

She doesn't hate me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1428280
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You forgot 'people who gaz you their cock, fuck up your hand, do bigamy with you or harmlessly invite you to the opera'

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

i only got 3 sentences about hate
and the above bugged me the most! but had i got 4, that would have been my very next line.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

do you haat me swipey, cos of my spellmong?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

only sometimes xx

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

No, it's not because you can't spell.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

so what's your excuse?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I don't get the cat/coin reference

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

worke bores me/ roger the starfish
fed her cat coins, then threw it at a window, then took pictures of her bumhole and gazzed them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

All sounds fairly run of the mill round here

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

*gazzes Tangles bumhole pics*

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Oh god it looks like an enormous barking spider

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Again...

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

you kind of forgot the bit
where she pretended to be a bloke and made up an entire idyllic life, then came on here again and confessed, nobody ever really understood why, as nobody cared in the first place.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I have changed my sig for you.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

that is much better
although now people will think you mean your cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'll be changing it back later.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

not sure they can reverse sex change operations

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

she still about? sounds like a goer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You'd get on well, her mum is dead

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

shit man, sorry to hear that its like a maternal graveyard round these parts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Mine too
Hope this helps
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

why is all the mums dying?!?!?!?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I got mine insured just after joining this place.
I suggest you do the same.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Also, no, they use Lindt balls.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

lindt balls are a fucking stupid idea, they'd float and not absorb shit, ferrorro at least have nuts in and posh people eat those anyway
i'm coverin my mum in bubblewrap and puttin her in storage
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I reckon they'd still need crushing.
The Ferreros, not the mums.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)

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