That was quite possibly my favourite thread ever
Rare that the whole board unites to turn on one individual. It was like we were the Waltons instead of the Bluths.

I think my favourite part was when I'd run out of things to mock him for, and then someone pointed out that he was Australian.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Still a cunt though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That's disappointing
Although hardly likely to be relevant, unless I ever have cause to mock him again, which really is up to him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm getting confused, here.
Legless = English
Apehelmet = Aussie
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Oh good
*drags rotting horse-carcass of cricket-related jokes out of storage, readies whip*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Apehelmet = English in Australia via noncing some girl in greece

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Are you making this up?
And if not, how the hell do you know?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

IIRC there was a QOTW story of a slightly noncey bent involving a Greek girl he was teaching, or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I was able to post a review on Amazon without having even purchased his shitty little book.
This pleased me greatly.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That was fucking hilarious
Although it probably will make him think twice about trying the same trick again, which robs us of future comedy potential
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

He'll try it again. He's arrogant like that. The cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Oh, I hope so
His replies were genius. So woefully deluded that it made me wonder if the whole thing was a wind-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I have a couple of nice little online surprises for him if he does...
Wordpress populates Google results very quickly when something new is pushed live online.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

This is exactly why I'm nice to everyone
Never anger a geek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I assumed it was a hangover from the years of bullying you suffered at school.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*winces*
Um, that's disturbingly accurate. I prefer to attribute it to my parents raising me well, but I imagine the 7 years of constant abuse throughout secondary and sixth form have contributed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'm very perceptive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

So what can you tell about me based on my favourite colour?
Which is red, as you're asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Red?
Screaming bender.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

So you're only very perceptive once a day,
and then you fall back on tired memes?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You know how it works...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)