that's pretty flashy - she could have as many baps as she liked. but there are 2 problems
1) no pasties. girls dig pasties
2) no ducks. Classy girls dig ducks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The Harvester in Frenchy used to have a fish-pond in it and you could feed your bread-rolls to the fish.
I mean, a proper fish pond, in the pub. With big gold fish in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

take her there!
big goldfish that eat bread rolls are like underwater ducks. You'll totally get sex if you do that!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

if nothing else you might
get noshed off by a goldfish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

The pond was still there in 2008!
www.touchbristol.com/business/list/bid/2002467

According to that review.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

then it is settled!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)

No Captain.
I'm not going there. Not on your nellie (whatever your nellie is).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

then where are you going
you know, just so we can be sure you're not being murdered and not in any way to get a bunch of us to spy on you or nothing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

We're going 'out'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

*makes notes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I'll give you 3 rings when I get home safely if you like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

no bother
we'll just have a spy network reporting on you

you gonna wear your best pants?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)

On a first date.
On a school night?!?!

of course I will!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I've not been there in more than 20 years
I'd imagine it would have been redecorate since and I'll bet they worked out that having a large fish pond in the pub was a rubbish business decision.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

or the fish got really big and are now
the new management
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I wonder if they'd change the menu and sell Human Fingers
Rather than Fish ones.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

don't be crazy!
humans don't have fingers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

^ Confirmed head-dobber user right there folks!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)

the cool kids
head dob
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)