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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:40,
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hahahahahaThat's brilliant.
What would you ask for? 'No coal dust finger prints on the box' would fuck them right over.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:44,
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a classicpecker should do the trick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:50,
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what on earth is a classic pecker?Is that a pizza made with chicken lips.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:51,
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pff!nope! Have you spent no time on /board? magenta cock, three hairs per ball, spunk optional
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:53,
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Would spunk count as an extra topping and therefore cost extra?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:58,
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i'd hope it would be freebut since I'm approaching 'feeling sorry for myself' stage of drunk I'd say it's a rare commodity these day
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:59,
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I'm sure someone will offer you their jizz soon.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:06,
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7 billions people in the world...(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:13,
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You could be the cum bucket for all of them.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:15,
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you know girls don't make spunks, don't you?if not you should wikipedia 'girls' before tomorrow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 23:16,
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