I've had my bike nicked
Edit: No I haven't. I have not yet decided whether or not to murder the person responsible for this particular out-of-hand joke.

Double edit: Thread recursing below was due to me trying to post from my phone (the one without the HSH pic) and it not taking until after I'd given up and just posted from my laptop.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 4:01, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Stab the cunt up innit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:21, Reply)

have you gone out yet, or what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Yes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

i think now you have to set up a joke
where they think they have a serious, degenerative disease
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

No
I know exactly what I'm going to do to him. I'm going to pinch his laptop and hide it under his bed, then leave a trail of obscure clues leading all around campus (or town, depending on how evil I feel) to take him right back there again.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)