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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Put swarfega on the dash.
Simples.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
And how would you counteract Monty's innate hatred of all people everywhere?
In his hands, a car becomes a DEADLY WEAPON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Zen meditation.
And a cattle prod.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)
You've got him there, Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I can genuinely see you, middle of a driving test, getting along perfectly well
veering onto the kerb to deliberately mow down some kid in jeggings and a Bowie T-shirt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)
That would only be marked down as a minor fault though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)
If he was wearing shoes without socks as well it should be an automatic pass

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I can envisage Monty sticking swords on each wheel like Boudica's chariot.
Taking pedestrians out at the ankle.

If the THE FUCKING GREAT MARY learned to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Hahaha!
What a puff! Can't even drive? There are spotty 17 year old's that can drive!

Can Lusty drive? Do you have to be driven around by your WOMAN?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)
No she can't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

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