Alt: a Jedi dressing gown
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/13346245/Star-Wars-Jedi-Dressing-Gown/Product.html

Partly because I need a new dressing gown that comes down past the knees, and partly to make my nephew think I'm even more awesome than he already does by waking him up on Boxing Day morning wearing it, brandishing a lightsaber.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:16, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Painting your knob with fluorescent paint does not make it a lightsaber

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Oh
*cancels order for 5ml of flourescent green paint*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I was planning to get one of those *for* my nephew
he's a 4 year old boy. What's your excuse?
(berk, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Oh, I could conjure plenty
I was born in '78, Star Wars is part of my cultural heritage... I'm reliving the joy of experiencing the films vicariously as I show them to my nephew... my current dressing gown is too short and my legs get cold... but we all know my reason is that the Jedi were COOL, and you know it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

look mummy! Uncle darth is being a gay jedi!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

His pink lightsabre!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

He doesn't use the force push, he uses the force cup.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Kit Fisto was SUCH a bender
although you name a kid that...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

sorry it was rude of me. I should have said "alternative lifestyle jedi."

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

If I was easily offended by cruel jibes about homosexuality
I really would be in the wrong place, wouldn't I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Dunno, plenty of bumboys on b3ta.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I actually don't know any
Although I haven't exactly spread my wings far beyond these delicate confines
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I have one of these.
It's obvious that those chosen for Jedi training are at least 6'6" tall. Don't carry food or drinks or anything spillable while wearing, the sleeves tend to catch on fucking everything. The only two things it's good for are keeping warm and looking dark* and menacing** when opening the door.
* geeky
** crumpled
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)