Wouldn't surprise me
The strength in your core muscles required to do it properly - professionally - must be extraordinary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I went out with a dancer years ago
She twisted her ankle the night before a ballet exam, managed to struggle through it, but didn't rest properly afterwards, and as a result had to give up dancing completely, because the twisting of it, followed by the performance had fucked her ankle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Nasty
I can't imagine giving up dancing. Ms Foxtrot would have little to no use for me, apart from anything else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Aye, she was absolutely fucking gutted
I don't think it helps that she didn't remember the injury either, due to being pissed.

However, that made no difference, no way in hell she could have seen the dip in the garden, even if she was sober.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Was it a trench you dug?
Was it full of your poo?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)

No, it was a house party at a friend's house, who had a massive garden
She was running towards the house for some reason, and landed with one leg quite heavily in a small dip in the garden, but enough to tweak her knee, and twist her ankle. She was in agony, but I was quite pissed, and unsure what was going on.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

This is exactly why Superman doesn't drink

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Shame, he was quite an entertaining drunk

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

*applauds*
Well played, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Monty Propps from board has something bordering on an obsession with this image
I think he's edited it several times, but the best one was where he substituted the bottle for a teapot, and the glass for a mug of tea.

Simple, yet amusing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)