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7am. I bet all your alarms are going off telling you you've got to get up and go to workMine isn't, cos I've got 2 days off now *feels smug*
And now for a question.
What's your ideal Christmas present? It has to be something realistic, so no Pagani Zonda's or gold plated kettle's.
I really want a panini maker at the moment.
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If you've got two days off, why don't you go back to bed and get some kip?I would, rather than be here working.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:05,
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Well I haven't been to sleep yetI plan on going to sleep any moment now and not getting until after 2pm
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Ok, night stalking person, that's legit.My ideal Christmas present would be a meccano set size 10 in the nice wooden case. Along with the promise I could play with it all week without being asked to do the washing up or anything else.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:15,
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Riiight...I'm pretty sure it's not 1950 and you're not 10 years old
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So, I have to act my age then.Pipe and slippers will be fine then.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:23,
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Funnily enough, I am getting themBamboo ones.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:27,
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Made from Bamboo fibre, really fine and cool.Get from centre for alternative technology.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:30,
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bambooI have bamboo towels, they are really silky. Love them, just wish I hadn't ruined some of them with hair dye.
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We have towels too.They are jolly good.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:09,
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A Panini maker....Why can't you just swap your duplicates in the playground like everyone else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:23,
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Mornin' Jeff, what are you up today?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:25,
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Work BartsWork and speaking to recruitment folk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:29,
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Are you recruting or looking yourself.I find when I'm looking for more staff and workers, the agencies send everyone on their books, regardless of suitability.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:32,
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It is me who is lookingI'm being mucked about where I am with no confirmation of either a contract renewal and talk of a reduction in my day rate.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:06,
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Good luck then, If they want to keep you, they should pay you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:13,
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Financial ServicesAre trying to cut back on the number of contractors they have, also the rates people get paid can seem excessive to some. Especially as there is little job security for permanent employees.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:19,
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Fuck it, a bottle of whiskey.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:40,
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HahahahaYour link didn't work. I'd go for whisky myself.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:41,
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It was ace too. The 85 argos catalogue.You could get a C64 for a whopping 189 quid.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:45,
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I's a good job we don't pay for RAM at the same rate we did then.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:48,
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On the same page is a dot matrix printer that cost 95p more,(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:55,
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All very interesting, but is there a section in the catalogue that covers shower cubicles.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:56,
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I'm afraid not but you can get a hand mower for 39.95!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:59,
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ZX specky with a whopping 46k of ram?£119.95!
Bargain!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:57,
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In other news - I am going for a brain scan todayI will let you all know if they find one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:41,
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Is this an early christmas present?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:42,
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Yes. From my consultant neurologist. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:43,
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What a nice chap.Hope it goes well for you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:47,
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Thanks. Will be fine. Having an MRI and EEG. Had them before. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:49,
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I'd love an MRI of my head as a big picture on my wall.Signed by a consultant with the strap line "Fuck knows how this is normal!"
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:55,
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MRI's are a nuisance. Really noisy and you have to stay completely still in a tunnel for half an hour.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:56,
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I had a few of them. They are really sodding noisy.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:10,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:08,
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I'm not keen on receiving presents, I've asked anyone who was gonna buy me anything to give the money to Crisis insteadunless it's Miquita Oliver, I'll accept her as a christmas present.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:56,
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I used to do the same. I would also give a cheque to Crisis instead of buying presents for others.Saves all that shopping hassle as well as doing some good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 7:57,
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Ah I don't mind buying presents, I'd just rather not receive them, there's people more worthy innit(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:05,
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Seriously?I used to see her out and about in Shoreditch a lot. She is one of the least subtle cocaine users I have ever seen.
Isn't her mother Neneh Cherry? I'd rather turk her than Oliver any day. She'd be fucking 'hanging' in a 'buffalo stance' by the time I'd finished with her I can tell you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:17,
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I used to have a thing for Neneh CherryShe could get ME under her skin any day if you know what I mean.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:21,
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Her old man was jazz musician Don Cherryit's like the talent got diluted with every new generation in that family.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:22,
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It gets worse stillHis son is "musician" of no fixed ability "Eagle-Eye" Cherry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:27,
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No fixed ability is a bit harsh, he can spot his prey from miles away(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:29,
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I'd like him to 'save tonight' for a savage and ulitmately fatal kicking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:29,
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Not so.Rick 'Rik' Waller can be seen from Jupiter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:23,
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I wouldn't mind 'spotting' HER 'celeb' if you know what I meanRIGHT up the vagina
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:31,
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I'm getting my christmas present next weekGoing up to Melbourne for a Swing Dance event that goes for four days. that's Four days of dancing and socialising. To say I'm excited is an understatement.
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I want a Minia proper one, none of this BMW nonsense. I miss mine, I should never have sold it. I'd not mind a Keilwerth Shadow tenor saxophone, either. Hellish sexy looking/sounding thing. Not that I could play it well enough to do it justice.
In other news, I'm fucking knackered and my train is 15 minutes late. To (mis)quote the great Sir Montgomery Boyce, fuck this shit.
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My ideal Christmas present would be three more hours' sleep. I'd settle for two.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:18,
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I had the best nights sleep last nightSeriously, must be 5 years since I had such a good kip.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:23,
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Oh that's just great news.Lusty came in from work at half two to find Stunned poster and me drinking Grolsch and LOLing heartily about something inappropriate. My every fibre is crying out for fried food, a hot bath and several more hours in bed. Owwww.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:25,
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Fuck the fuck off you cunt.good morning
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:31,
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Not especially, no.Good luck with your brain shit. I'm off now, toodle-oo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:33,
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Fuck the fuck off, you cunt?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:31,
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A big chunky man to call my very own.I'd hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
That or a bookcase.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:33,
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After the Hofmeister bear?Good choice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:34,
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After the clothing range at Asda?Good choice.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:37,
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After the Culture Club singer?Good choice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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After this place?www.cheddargeorge.co.uk/
Good choice.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:46,
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After the 1st president of the USA?Good choice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:51,
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After the Chancellor of the Exchequer?Bad choice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:52,
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My alarm clock was very odd this morningI had a dream in which I went to see Napalm Death with my parents (this would never happen), but it wasn't actually ND, but a group of others playing their music. Either way, I was enjoying that, when my alarm woke me up with 'Wannabe' by Spice Girls.
That was fucking confusing, I can tell you.
Alt: Paninis are just a "posher", shitter version of toasties. I'd quite like a griddle pan, but pretty much everything I want this year is for the kitchen. Well, either that, or Arkham City.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:38,
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Technically Napalm Death would be a group of othersas the line-up has shifted so much over the years.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:50,
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I mean as in no Barney, no Shane, a completely different line up.IIRC, bunch of kids.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:52,
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Slightly name-dropping factMy bandmate works as a sound artist and often does stuff with original bassist Nic Bullen (also a sound artist these days). Bullen finds it very odd that music he made when he was 17 and didn't think was of much worth, is held in such high regard nowadays.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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Didn't Monty say Lee Dorrian said the same?Granted, he was more focused on Cathedral after he left, who were shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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Quite possiblyDidn't Cathedral have one good album?
One last doom metal name drop - after seeing Sunn o))) at ATP in 2003, my missus (who had not been impressed by them at all) was sitting chatting with Lee Dorrian and his friends, to whom she announced "What the fuck was that? Did you just see those guys?". Lee then introduced her to his friends: Stephen O'Malley and Greg Anderson of Sunn o))) - she quickly made her excuses and left.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:04,
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Hahaha, fucking hellThey may well have done, I'm just not a fan of drone/doom metal.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:06,
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I can appreciate why others do, it's simply not my cup of teaSame way I understand many wouldn't like the death metal I listen to.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:14,
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I got an internet alarm clock recentlydisappointingly it doesn't wake me up with Leekspin & Hamster Dance :(((
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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I take it you've seen the Internet Meme song?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:57,
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I've got no more days off till my place closes down between Xmas and New YearAt the moment it'd be a really good camera with a fuckton of zoom and all that shit. I got a key-lighting keyboard last year because I've always wanted to be able to play more than 'The Rain In Spain' on the piano. I got most of 'Auld Lang Syne' in my head before it had to be put away so we could use the dining room table for dinner, and away it has remained ever since (along with the USB turntable that has transferred not a single song from vinyl to the PC)
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:49,
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7am, alarm going off? I wish6am for me.
Although I only just got to work as I decided to walk from Tower Hill to Waterloo today and took a detour via the protest at St Pauls to see what's going on.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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And what was going on?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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OhAnd they will be eating the quiche and crisps they now have as I donated my lunch in return for them being happy for me to wander round taking photos.
I didn't tell them that I don't like quiche and would probably have thrown it away and bought something else anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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This might be a silly questionbut if you don't like quiche, why do you have it for lunch?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:19,
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It was cheap and healthier than the shit I usually eat, so I thought it would be OKI should have said 'I don't really care for quiche' as opposed to actively disliking it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:20,
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Haha, like those lazy cunts would get up before 11:30 on a week day !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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Well that's my'Song I will be sick of singing to myself within the next twenty minutes of the day' sorted, thanks.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:06,
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As he wipes the sleep out of his eyes?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:12,
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Those days are behind scarpe now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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your alright, its the others i hate most of all, it kept me up half the night(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)
It's the bullying, isn't it.It's making you question everything you once held dear. It's powerful stuff when OT unleash the fury.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:07,
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Pretty rare when almost everyone unites against one posterEven I didn't have it this bad. Maybe Bobby or Bella did.
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There are old Jews with numbers tattooed on their arms reading /OT and weeping for you(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)
its literally the worst thing that ever happened to me and i don't tjhink i can take itif i'm not around tomorro i've done myself in and it'll be on all your consciences and you'll all be like 'oh no man, we dint mean it, he was alright relly'
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They only want you to have a breakdown.If you'd just comply, they'd all feel better and you could live in harmony with us, as a loser.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:11,
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Well could you at least try to takes things a bit more personally?You know, get offended by the witty insults.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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There is no way in hell any of us will be saying "he was alright really (sic)"We'll be like "Oh no man, we didn't mean most of it, he was a cunt, and heo should've listened to our repeated instructions to go away"
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gaz me your adddress and I'll pop some anthrax in the post for you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:12,
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your reach is curtailed by your metaphorical flid arms (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:19,
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At least your finally beginning to understand gary(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:07,
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Can anyone really ever understand Gary?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:08,
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i think lady oftiweak does a good job, she done alright so far we had some miner set backs but we doin ok(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Well, that's what you get for living in South Wales.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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Good for you bothI imagine the straightjacket gives you license to imagine she has different breasts every time you visit her
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she int mental or in a home or owt, sumtimes i feel like i mihgt be puttin her that way tholol
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Fucking hell lad.Remember the scoring sytstem for 'Darth is gay' jokes?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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No. That is a rite of passage you must go through.Not for your own sake, but for the sake of OT.
Darth got terribly bullied, and he mostly took it on the chin. But then someone said his wife looked young and he proper went insane and got all bitchy and that.
Now, here is his opportunity to be in the gang, and not get bullied, and tell someone else to take it on the chin. So take it on the chin. But if someone passes an inoccuous comment of any sort, especially about your missus let them have it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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I JUST SAID SHE LOOKED FRIENDLY!!!!You prick!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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Look at his sig for god's sakesI do see your point, but he's not exactly incentivising me to lay off him.
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I don't want you to lay off him. He hasn't exactly got a cut lip.I'm having a buzz.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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I'll have your mum gold plated and delivered by pagini Zonda please, with a cup of tea(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:07,
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My back hurtsThe spot in between my shoulder blades. Sort of popped this morning while I was doing lateral raises. Or, more accurately, while I was doing lateral raises wrong.
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Morning fella, you have my sympathyMy back was a bit sore last night, the only way to stop it hurting was to sit in a quite weird position.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:09,
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You need to give up the Yoga mateNot because of the back thing, but because it makes you a poof.
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I've done YogaIt's fucking difficult. FUCKING difficult. Almost as hard as Ballet.
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I've heard something before that a 2 hour ballet performance is equivalent to running a marathon in terms of how much strain it puts on your body.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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Wouldn't surprise meThe strength in your core muscles required to do it properly - professionally - must be extraordinary
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I went out with a dancer years agoShe twisted her ankle the night before a ballet exam, managed to struggle through it, but didn't rest properly afterwards, and as a result had to give up dancing completely, because the twisting of it, followed by the performance had fucked her ankle.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:21,
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NastyI can't imagine giving up dancing. Ms Foxtrot would have little to no use for me, apart from anything else
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Aye, she was absolutely fucking guttedI don't think it helps that she didn't remember the injury either, due to being pissed.
However, that made no difference, no way in hell she could have seen the dip in the garden, even if she was sober.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:28,
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No, it was a house party at a friend's house, who had a massive gardenShe was running towards the house for some reason, and landed with one leg quite heavily in a small dip in the garden, but enough to tweak her knee, and twist her ankle. She was in agony, but I was quite pissed, and unsure what was going on.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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Shame, he was quite an entertaining drunk
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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Monty Propps from board has something bordering on an obsession with this imageI think he's edited it several times, but the best one was where he substituted the bottle for a teapot, and the glass for a mug of tea.
Simple, yet amusing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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Ballet is fun, from memory.mind you, I did the little kids version so maybe it gets less fun the older you get!
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Judging by my experienceif you've done Ballet, or gymnastics, or anything which grants you core strength, balance and flexibility from a young age, it makes it a hell of a lot easier as an adult.
I had done none of these when I took up Ballet at the age of 30. Ouch.
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But surely that core strength doesn't stay with you through to when you pick it up again??I've decided I'm taking up Blues next year when I go back up for uni. Excited!! Have you done any blues?
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Build a guitar out of a turtles shell and some brake cables, then sit in a rocking chair in dungarees playin toons(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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I did it for the first time on Friday night in Melbourne. Oh my GOD it was hot. *fans self* I have never danced with that kind of connection before.
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Yep, sounds very much like the Blues class I took once!I'm used to dancing with connection from Ballroom, but doing so with someone other than the missus was a bit weird. Glad you're enjoying it.
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There's definitely connection in Swing,But the connection in Blues is so different I was quite stunned by it.
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veeeeeeeeery sexy different. I mean the connection is from Here to Here! *gestures from shoulders to knees*
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I remember not feeling like I could dance as much as I wantedbut that's probably because it followed a Charleston class, much more free.
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Gah, now I'm scanning AA's post applying h's to everythingShow your working, man
EDIT: never mind, worked it out. Always go for the feces jokes first. I should remember that.
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It's about you being a fat welsh prick gary(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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Wednesday, hump day, free fruit day...what will define today for you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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Anger and coffee, much like yesterday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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mehJust lots of work and idiocy happening at the moment.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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what job? biomechanical engineering or 'get me through uni' work?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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Get me through Uni work. I turned up for the interview, and she (the owner of the restaurant) hadn't bothered to come into work today to CONDUCT the interview. This was after I called yesterday to confirm it was definitely happening at 1:30 and at the restaurant, and recieved confirmation of both. To say I was annoyed does not cover it. She didn't call me to say it was cancelled, didn't leave a message, nothing, just wasn't there when she said she would be.
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Maybe I'm overreacting.But I really need the work, and I put in the effort to get there and I feel like I"m getting stuffed around already!
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not at all, what kind of boss would she be if she can't even turn up for an interviewlook elsewhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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I am. I have a job trial at another place which should be good if I can get a full time position..(, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)
nup, hotel cleaning.Not glamourous, but it's very good money, and the boss I'd be working for seems to be really really nice.
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I don't know how this happened, but I'm quite into this Jessy J person =S(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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She's like a modern day P!nk(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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Oh god, that Dappy person's latest song ain't bad eaither.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:28,
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None of this is surprising Gonz, you have the musical taste of a 15 year old German girl(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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This 'no regrets' thing is alright, I hate most of [ermm... his music band]'s stuff, but that song is alright.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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The video looks like it was filmed in Comptonslightly different to Camden
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:32,
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Yeah', it's a bit americanphile. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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Yeah man, P!nk is SOOOOOO yesteryearShe's practically yore, in fact
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She told me she thinks you are a smelly northern pleb(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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she also said you smell and your t-shirts are 'fucking shit'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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Pink or Jessie J?I don't mind Pink at all. Yet to be convinced by La J.
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PinkJessie J is half and half, 'Price Tag' and 'Who's Laughing Now' were good tunes, but 'Do It Like A Dude' was wank.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Agreed on all countsShe gets points in my book for being tall, and loses them for wearing enough makeup to kill a Rhino
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She gets points in Chompy's book for having a broken foot and being unable to flee(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:35,
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I can see how grabbing a crotch is doing it like a dude, but after that she talks about wearing a hat.How the HELL is wearing a hat 'doing it like a dude' ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:38,
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Isn't it 'Gary is an OCD flid'?I think it is, isn't it, Gal?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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So who is the bigger twat, you for "quoting" friends, or me for realising?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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I think the biggest loser here is society*shakes head in disappointment*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:32,
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Given that's it's a fairly obscure and mangled quote,and I didn't make the connection until you pointed it out (although it was probably subconcious association based on having seen that episode)... I was going to say you, but it's probably me for thinking about it this much.
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I think both of these responses cover it nicely(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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Not that I know of...Oh god, now I'm thinking about whether or not it is. I'll be doing this all day you INSENSITIVE SHITEHAWK
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i'm gonna bake you a pie, its gonna be a special magic pie which will make everything in your life all betteryou know wat the special ingredient of my magic pie is dont you?
its LOVe
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What a coincidence!I'm going to push your face into a deep fat fryer!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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He is Lisa Faulkner & U R Kevin McNally AICMFP(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:59,
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blonde bird off brokeside?could everyone please gaz me an explanantion when they makes jokes about me please cos i don't get em
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Had her face shoved into a deep fat fryer in an episode of Spooks(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:03,
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She is/was cheeky but she had a MOOOOOOOOOOLE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39,
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I'd like a wah-wah pedal for Christmas. I have a shit Boss one but I want a decent one.And some cognac. And peace in the world*
*lol jk I want a massive fuck-off war
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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Can you set it to go 'Wah-wah-wahhhh' everytime you open your wallet?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:01,
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I have a Dunlop Crybaby wah-wahIt is ace
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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3 hours peace and quiet all to myself would be niceI would instantly shatter the peace by guitaring like a mother for about 2 whilst drinking gin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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