I do stupid, forgetful things all the time, because my short term memory's utterly ruined.
I'll go upstairs to get something, get up there and not be able to remember what it was. Or I'll get distracted by something, do a bunch of other stuff, go back downstairs and realise I've forgotten what it was I went up for.

I regularly leave my glasses places. As a result they've been thrown out of windows at me, and brought to me on frigid early morning streets by people in their pyjamas. Or just left in my car, on my desk, in my house.

At the weekend I had to remember one thing. Just one. Take a ticket with me. Oh, I remembered to take it with me, all right. I remembered four fucking times at various stages of the day, after having left it somewhere.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I once forgot what it was I was supposed to be doing whilst in the middle of doing it.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Was it sex?
I bet it was sex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

You fucking Joey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Crivens, your life is just like that bloke in 'Memento'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Whatever the fuck that film was about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It was a promotional film for Polaroid.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm surprised they're still going, it'll be a sad day when they shuffle off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

trufax.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

fax print
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)