Silliest thing you have done in the last 7 days
Go!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:14, 195 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

YM

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I said silliest not sweatiest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

MARTIN JOHNSON HAS RESIGNED
This is more for Al's benefit than anyone else's. I still feel bad about his face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

...and ears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Say it's not so!
and he is.... who, exactly?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

England rugger bugger manager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

How long have you got?
My life is a litany of stupid acts. I'm essentially a total mong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Tell the group

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I suppose the latest silly thing is to assume my friends would respond to texts and emails
but instead I have now taken the subtle hints and fucked off and died.

then I got a bit better again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

i'm ill, i'm allowed to be emo.
woe is me etc.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Ok, you are allowed.......but
NO EYE-LINER
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

you're only saying that because you hate me
and you only hate me because i'm beautiful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

This is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

B3th, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

^this
only not as thin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

...and slightly less child molesting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I thought that was PeeWee Herman?
Was Emo Phillips a paedo too?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Dunno TBH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

All celebrities are paedos until proven otherwise
And even then they should be treated with suspicion as we all know "there is no smoke without fire"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

The person in that pic rapes cats for certain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

That's Roger?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I managed to trip over my own feet yesterday
managed to rescue it but then immediately dropped my bike and tripped over that instead. Thankfully the person I was meeting hadn't arrived and didn't spot me in a heap on the floor or they would have laughed themselves sick.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

This is a good start
I went to Sainsburys to buy Mrs Cow some chocs for the kids she teaches then returned without buying any chocs. I'd like to say this was an isolated incident but my Alzheimers appears to be kicking in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

At least I don't have Alzheimers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I have noticed little things like this creeping in
it's more often 'now, what the hell did I open google for?' though.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I have these "pause" moments when I literally have to stop everything to try and remember what I was trying to do
This is not good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

MorningTerry - LOVE the latest 'Discworld' book.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

[!]
I can't remember it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Booked flights to Holland despite the fact I have no money.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Were they Twente quid?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Bravo

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Only sixty quid return actually.
Which I thought was quite a go...oh, just got it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

As the board 'benefits' kid you should be able to apply for some government grant for that Barry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Don't think I haven't tried.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

To the Student Union hardship fund officer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Half drunkenly wandered the wrong way to the tills with a bottle of Mickeys Finns in Tesco on Sunday....
..and got collared by the over-enthusiastic security guards. I was trying to show my son where the toilets were and managed to wander through the swinging barriers. They were not sympathetic to my pleas of innocence, hence my new sig.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Accidental shoplifting FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

yeah. 'accidental'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

We managed to walk out of John Lewis ages ago with £10 worth of cup-mats on the pushchair
Oops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I strolled out of Muji
swinging a bath brush round my fingers. Didn't even realise till about 15 minutes later. Klept it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Intentional spelling mistake?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

haha!
I love this!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

If it's intentional, it's good
If it's unintentional, it's fucking excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'm claiming it as a new word

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I really don't have to answer this do I?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

If I ever felt the need to risk shoplifting I'd hope I'd set my sights higher than a bottle of Mickey Finns
That excuse didn't work either
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You are Richard Madeley AICMFP

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

And I Claim My Free Piss?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

And I claim my fucking puguglywife?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Decided to make more frequent use of our treadmill
It's only been two days, but I'm pretty sure this is going to prove a massively stupid decision.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Probably sleeping with my ex

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

+husband

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Looked up sad stuff on the internet and got upset.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

What sad stuff?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I just googled pictures with random words like lonliness and depression.
I cried my eyes out. I wasn't even that fed up before I did it. I'm my own worst enemy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

feel free to join me on the emo shelf.
but you have to bring your own razor blades.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I fucking hate being like this.
I feel like I've regressed back to being a teenager but without the nubileness.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Have a wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

It's not good enough, Blousie
What can we do for ourselves, eh? Someone needs to pander us, immediately.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

As it is Christmas

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Clickety click.

(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

If it helps, I thought about you as I sailed past Weston on the M5
both on Friday and on Sunday. Does that count as pandering? Or merely passive stalking?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'll take it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

EPIC PANDA WIN.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Stop being a bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

WTF did you do that for?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Boredom probably.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

That would be the last thing I'd do if I was bored

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

^agreeing with the athletic bovine, right here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Couldn't you have just had a wank?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

+nother

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Lols, of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Suffice to say, I won't be doing it again.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Well, that wasn't very bright.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

BGB, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

She really DOES look like b3th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Really? Poor old Mr B3th.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

emphasis on the "old"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

It'll be "dead" come January

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

They usually cling on until Christmas to see out one last family occasion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

It's his birthday at the beginning of January.
I wish he'd let me know whather I need to bother buying a present.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Just get him a surprise
a really big, heartstopping surprise. Two birds, one cup stone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Play it safe with a co-op funeral plan

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

That's a fairly accurate description.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Oh, and resolving to get through the working day without snacking on anything other than fruit
Healthy? Yes. Cost-effective? Certainly. Tasty? Absolutely. As much fun as chocolate? HELL NO
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I wouldn't say it was cost effective
It's far more cost effective to simply STOP SNACKING, FATTY!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

STEP AWAY FROM THE FUCKING CAKE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

...fookin disgrace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

..it affects a part of the brain known as Shatner's Bassoon.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

That's the long-term plan
But going snacks cold turkey (mmm, cold turkey) would have resulted in me succumbing to the lure of the chocolate machine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

When we didn't have a chocolate machine in the building, I found stopping snacking to be quite simple, as the option wasn't available to me.
Take a packed lunch in, and no change for the machine.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Sellotape your face shut

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Have a packed lunch - can't fucking wait, leftover home-made curry
I just fucking love chocolate. It and beer are my downfall.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

*Bournville Boulevard joke*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

and cottaging.
Don't forget the cottaging.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's so implicit that I hardly thought it worth mentioning

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

My housemate made a lamb jalfrezi at the weekend
Smelled absolutely fucking amazing, I might have to make my pork & apple curry again soon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

As a man who only recently recovered from the EPIC SHITS,
are you certain this is wise?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Ooh, good point
Well there's been no problems so far - rest assured if this changes, you'll be the first to know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:36, Reply)

a 1000 mile driving round trip to a christening was pretty over the top.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

These are the disadvantages of living so far north of civilisation
On the subject of your adopted country, am thoroughly enjoying Wales' current resurgence in the footy. Soon Scotland will be the worst of the home nations, quite the claim.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Oh, I think they've got a long way to go
before they're shitter than Northern Ireland.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Let's not underestimate their capacity for shitness
I can quote precedent aplenty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I do stupid, forgetful things all the time, because my short term memory's utterly ruined.
I'll go upstairs to get something, get up there and not be able to remember what it was. Or I'll get distracted by something, do a bunch of other stuff, go back downstairs and realise I've forgotten what it was I went up for.

I regularly leave my glasses places. As a result they've been thrown out of windows at me, and brought to me on frigid early morning streets by people in their pyjamas. Or just left in my car, on my desk, in my house.

At the weekend I had to remember one thing. Just one. Take a ticket with me. Oh, I remembered to take it with me, all right. I remembered four fucking times at various stages of the day, after having left it somewhere.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I once forgot what it was I was supposed to be doing whilst in the middle of doing it.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Was it sex?
I bet it was sex.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

You fucking Joey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Crivens, your life is just like that bloke in 'Memento'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Whatever the fuck that film was about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It was a promotional film for Polaroid.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm surprised they're still going, it'll be a sad day when they shuffle off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

trufax.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

fax print
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I have, or had a little insulated lunch bag for taking my sandwiches to work
It had skulls on it and I likes it a lot. When not in use at weekends it sits on top of the toaster out of the way. This is never a problem as I would have to move it to make toast and who turns a toaster on unless they are making toast?

All good until I plonked a big bag of food down on the counter by the toaster... It took quite a while for the vague smell of melting/burning plastic to percolate through to my brain, by which point my lovely lunch bag was ruined.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Indeed, Blousie, Indeed.
It came from a pound shop a couple of years ago and is thus irreplaceable. It was even cooler because I once saw one just like it in a display case at the Hunterian Museum Thus making it a Priceless Museum Artefact. Sadtimes
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Hang on...
I didn't see any insulated lunch bags when I was in the Hunterian museum. I don't get this joke...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

In breaking news, they have them on ebay
SO I can replace it, happy times.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

HAHAHA!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I've just realised
Quentin actually has fucked off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Sssh
Say his name and he will appear.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

SPASTIC FLID
No, nothing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

He's over bothering /talk
If only... b3ta.com/talk/7380405
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

How long do you give it before our door is darkened again?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Good news:
now I can resume bullying Nakers full time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I stole a packet of chewing gum from Tesco
I picked it up in one hand, scanned all my shopping through with the other hand, paid and then walked out.

And I didn't get caught.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I once got a hessian bag, scanned my shopping, put the shopping in it and then got home and realised I hadn't scanned the bag
But I didn't mean to do that. I didn't go back and tell them either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I didn't mean to do it either
but I did actually realise before I had left the shop and still didn't go back.

Does that make me a bad person Roota?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I couldn't have left the shop if I'd known.
I'd have been like that fella in Midnight Express, all heartbeat and scary music.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I bought something from the hot counter in Tesco and it didn't scan properly
I thought it was a bit odd, as I'd been working out the cost of the shopping in my head, and I was £1.00 out. Thought I'd just been a bit of a mong until I got home, and spotted that I'd pinched a spicy sausage without meaning to.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

OH HAI DARTH!!!!!
ARE YOU OKAY OR DO YOU WANT SOME ONLINE ATTENTION!!!!??????
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I was referring to my post up the top
I only posted it cos I thought you might be interested. You ungrateful swine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Yeah I know you were
thanks for letting me know, I hadn't heard about that yet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Fancy the job?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Nah, I don't really know much about sport.
Are you going to do the Neolithic Marathon with us next year?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

You're the second person in 24 hours to ask me about a marathon
Details please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Here
www.wiltshirewildlife.org/sarsentrail

Marathon across Salisbury Plain, ends up near Stonehenge, off road on a track, has a couple of hills, apparently one of the toughest marathons in the UK. Piece of piss.

Me and CHCB and DiT are doing it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

All 26 miles?
So you're officially a crazy person now? I'll get back to you once I've got a half-marathon under my belt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Pussy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'm up for it in principle but I'm worried I might die
Never having run further than 9 miles in one go, and that was four months ago. Plus I don't want to commit to it and then have to pull out. I know how upset you were last time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I cried a tear just for you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Was it from your sex nose?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I ran two miles yesterday
I'm currently working on keeping my average pace on any run I do below 10 minutes a mile.

Is this a good technique, or should I just be concentrating on running really long distances?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

If you can maintain that pace on longer runs it'll be a good achievement
It's very difficult to maintain a constant pace when you know a long distance is stretching out ahead of you. That practice should boost your fitness no end.

That said, they recommend that if you can't run 15 miles 6 weeks before trying a marathon, you won't make it. So you and I both need to up our maximum distance before next summer. Boosting your fitness before the weather is good enough for outdoor running is a good plan though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Bobby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Why did you do Bobby?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

In the last month, I have lost a scarf, a jacket and my beautiful camera :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I've lost one of my gloves. They were £45. I don't have another £45.
This is massively irritating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Surely it's only £22.50
you need?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Plus the price of a ball of wool to tie them together and then thread through his sleeves to prevent them getting lost again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Oh my mummy will do that for nothing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

She did me for nothing too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

She said you were the one who turned her into a lezzer
and that your cock looked like a crippled baby mouse sleeping a greasy nest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

That always happens to me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Well wash your grotty pubes then you scummy cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Oh yeah... never thought of that.
Ask your mum if she'd like another go when I'm done.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I should look on eBay for 'men's glove - left only'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

The right one is "worn out"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

My camera was £220 and had baby photos on :((((((((((((((((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Shit dog, I hope the police catch up with you >:o<

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Hahahaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I also lost a glove.
If the one you lost was a right than you can have my now-surplus right glove.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1434152
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Is it black leather?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You are Luke Skywalker AICMFP

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.
Sadly, for you I suspect, it's of the fingerless variety and has a smallish rip in the palm where it has basically been worn out by my handlebars.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

"Sadly, for you I suspect, it's of the fingerless variety and has a smallish rip in the palm where it has basically been worn out by my handlebars. compulsive masturbation"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

This also.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I've actually got a pair of black leather gloves
that are too big for me? Trade them for a genuine Boyce "Boneshaker"?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Really?
Sounds like a deal - except I'm not entirely sure what a 'boneshaker' is....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

You told me you'd never forget that night ;_;

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Hahaha
I tell all of my 'conquests' that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Right now, I believe it was giving my lunch away this morning
as I haven't had a chance to get out and get anything to replace it and I'm fucking starving.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Thanks for reminding me
Time to reheat my nomy curry and have some lunch. I have a spare chocky biccie and an apple you can have if you can be bothered to collect from Old Street.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Ah, see, if you don't do delivery I'll have to pass.
You'll never get this service off the ground if you don't deliver though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

My shortlived McDonalds delivery scheme
died a quick death. I would re-instate it for you, but it'll cost you a fiver.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)

It's bloody tempting at the moment.
But McDonald's is always enjoyable at the time but makes me feel a bit sick and guilty afterwards.

Like when I masturbated over that picture of Kate McCann.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough is obvious
Kate Gerry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Wasn't this one more obvious?
Gerry Maddie
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I was trying to avoid using the McCann's at all, but I couldn't think of another feasible name to use instead.
I mean for the purposes of the joke, not for purposes of masturbation. For that I'll use any of them.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Why would you give your lunch away?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

So the hippies at St Paul's had something to eat and didn't chase me away with sticks for taking pictures.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Fanny.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

'Let them eat fanny'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Don't encourage them! honestly tsk tsk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)

It was only a Tesco Quiche and a bag of Walker's Light crisps.
Actually, surely they should have rejected such big business produce anyway?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

that's my point they have no courage in their convictions
the only thing they should eat, is each other
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I was taught you should always wash your food before eating it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I let Quentin distract me from picking on Nakers. Very silly indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I suppose he had to have some purpose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)