What are these "hills" of which you speak?
Sounds like FORRIN WITCHCRAFT to me!

*inbreeds*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I believe you know them as "landlumps"

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

They rise up from the ground like monsters and block the sun.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

*fears*
What do you do for warmth without the sun? Have you developed that new-fangled fire malarky then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Yes.
It's easier to rub two sticks together or strike sparks from flint if you only have the one opposable thumb on each hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

We'll be avin none of that round these ere parts thank you
Crows with only one opposable thumb on each hand? Sounds like devilry

EDIT: Christ I've had to edit three spelling mistakes just out of the main body. It's catching!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

We rub up against each other and burn hikers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)