Russian women has alien in fridge.
www.thaindian.com/newsportal/odd-news/marta-yegorovnam-says-that-she-kept-an-alien-in-the-fridge-for-2-years_100577316.html

Who hopes it really is an alien and who thinks it's only a matter of time before we realise we are all alone in the cosmos?

And who thinks I should stop whinging and just get out more?
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:35, 196 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"She said the burning UFO made the area very hot."
I'm not inclined to believe the claims of a woman who felt it was noteworthy that fire made something hot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Like you've never stated the obvious.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

To be fair, I am quite adept at pointing out the tediously blinding obvious in conversation, so I'm hardly one to talk.
Nevertheless, I stand by my scepticism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I for one believe in aliens and await our pointy green overlords.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Oh, I wouldn't rule out their existence - well, certainly not the existence of another form of "life."
(This in itself could open up an entire conversation on he define "life," of course...)

I don't believe the specimen in the photo to be alien though - I think it's actually more far-fetched to believe that, if intelligent extraterrestrial life did exist, it would have what looks like blood and muscle tissue like that of terrestrial animals and would resemble something that was originally intended to be carved up to make doner kebabs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I do not believe that we "are alone"
but our current understanding of space and time make a visit to this planet, highly unlikely. Also, if a race of aliens intelligent to master faster then the speed of light travel did come here i suspect the effort expended in travle would not be balanced by meeting a drunk russian in LA.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

^This
Also, although I am certain that we are not alone, I'm equally certain we'll never actually encounter alien life. And if anything out there is sufficiently advanced to have figured out how to get here, we'd be fucked anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

^ and then this
Look at what happened not long after the more technologically advanced European explorers "discovered" Africa and the West Indies. Didn't exactly end well for the home side, did it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

eeeeer! Dawnt fraw dat bladdy raygan at me!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm not certain of anything, but otherwise I agree.
If they ever come visiting either they are peaceful or we are dead/slaves.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Well, yes
'certain' may be overstating it, but notwithstanding my mental deficiencies that mean I can't ever get to grips with the concept of 'infinite space', numerically there ought to be something else out there somewhere, but so far away as to make us, to all intents and purposes 'alone'.

And that's about as far as my brain can take me on this concept.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I deal with this by denying the existence of infinity as anything other than a mathematical concept.
Works for me, annoys clever people.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Careful with that one
In theory - and this does depend on whose theory you listen to - there's an infinite amount of empty space, but the universe itself is finite.

It is also, however, fucking massive, so, purely probabilistically, the odds are probably reasonable that there is some sort of "life"-like phenomenon going on somewhere else in the material universe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I hope it's really an alien
But I also think it's only a matter of time before we realise we are all alone in the cosmos.

I think getting out more is a good thing, possibly with that bicycle you were thinking of getting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I just realised the other day that I'm surrounded by hills.
And it was a rhetorical question anyway.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Or "UFO Traps" as the tin-foil milliners like to call them.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You only just realised this?
I'm aware of it when ever I visit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)

What are these "hills" of which you speak?
Sounds like FORRIN WITCHCRAFT to me!

*inbreeds*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I believe you know them as "landlumps"

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

They rise up from the ground like monsters and block the sun.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

*fears*
What do you do for warmth without the sun? Have you developed that new-fangled fire malarky then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Yes.
It's easier to rub two sticks together or strike sparks from flint if you only have the one opposable thumb on each hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

We'll be avin none of that round these ere parts thank you
Crows with only one opposable thumb on each hand? Sounds like devilry

EDIT: Christ I've had to edit three spelling mistakes just out of the main body. It's catching!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

We rub up against each other and burn hikers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Also, bicycles have gears
This is not as hipsters would have you believe, to make them crap and slow, it's to make them capable of climbing hills.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I'm not sure now CQ. It all seems like hard work and not the fun I envisaged.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

This is true, it can be, but I reckon I could ride your route to work with out much bother
The roads do tend to be along the valley bottoms after all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'll think some more about it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Up to you of course
and I won't claim it's not hard work too, while you build up muscles and stamina, but it is the nicest way to excersize I have yet found and quite effective, might be worth waiting til summer though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I have visions of me in a floaty dress cycling along the countryside with the sun shining and the cows mooing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

MOOO!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Less talk, more cycling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Having met certain B3tans*
I am convinced of alien life.

*not all of those I have met and mentioning no names

Alt: Get out and enjoy yourself!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

It's OK B.
I takes it as a compliment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

For beings that are sufficiently advanced to travel across the galaxy
they can't drive for shit. How many of them have got all the way over here only to stack it in a tree?
( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

If humans are the only bipedal creatures capable of conveying language entirely via speech in the universe
explain Natalie Cassidy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

As she speaks like Joey Deacon I am not sure conveys language entirely via speech.
Lifting her knuckles off the ground is also considered a form of communication by her keeper.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Certain people shouldn't be allowed to become famous
lest their faces end up on TV. Putting her on a programme which airs three times a week was probably the greatest act of widespread cruelty in human existence.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It means feed me PIES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Explain her?
I've never fucking heard of her.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I think she was on Eastenders for a bit.

( Kroney, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Google her
but for god's sake block images first
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Oh! The woman with long hair and a beard:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Cassidy
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

oh bugger
It doesn't show the same banner every time you click on that link, so my post makes no sense at all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I have a terrifying old cat lady at the top of mine begging for money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Does BGB have something she needs to tell us?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

It did for me, so I got it
I was just incredibly grateful that no picture of her appeared on mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)

i am whinging too
my boss has been trying to send me home since about 9am and it hasn't happened yet and now i am stuck here for a VERY URGENT MEETING at 4. gah.

on plus side, we had a local fair outside work today, so i have just made it out for lunch and have managed to score some really sticky paella and some hand-made fudge. WIN.

how's that for whinging??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

5/10
Started well, but you made the mistake of ending on a positive note.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

but it was all about ME and it missed the point of the questions
surely i get minus points for that?

it is fucking amazing fudge though, from that dude who has a stall at spitalfields. i got chocolate with marshmallows, maple and pecan, malteser and millionaire shortbread fudge for my team. the only thing is, you do feel a bit sick after one piece. and it's about £15 a box.

is this negative enough?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You must be ill
This all sounds quite positive to me. The description of the fudge almost sounds like you were enjoying yourself. Perhaps you really should go home and take it easy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

gash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Is that an offer?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

depends who's asking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Er, me
Duh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR WOE IS ME!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

it's hard to be totally woe
when you have 8,000,000 calories of sugar and fat sitting on your desk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Not as Wah Wah Wah as you have been at times. This one is more of a single Wah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

i'm sorry darling
couldn't quite hear you over the sound of that pot calling out the kettle...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

What's wrong with you?
Is it AIDS? It's AIDS isn't it? poor you contractinig the AIDS, still at least you have something to remember your gay boyfriend by
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

it might be
but it's just started out as a cold today. thanks though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

i am always here for sympathy
both mother and child have colds, I however do not because i have the immune system of an Ox, metaphorically speaking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

famous. last. words.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Well yes, i probably will succumb, but my colds tend to only last 3 days or so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

they're bloody rubbish at shaking off electric shocks and bolts to the head
just so's you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Put your cunt rat back in and put the tea on love.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

my nose was running so much
that i did consider jamming one of those up each nostril in all fairness. then i took otrivine instead.

but i don't drink tea. you should know that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

No but the men in the office probably do. What, you going to let them have a metting without a cuppa?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

this would be irritating
if i weren't actually the only girl at the meeting.

turns out the upper echelons of banks, accountancy firms and major clients actually ARE all men. who knew, eh?

i have to go strap my tits down now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You must be one ugly chick if that's all you need to do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

well, yeah
i've already grown my mo' for movember
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

strap rub down
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

"tea" = northern inbred for "supper".

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Are you allowed out on day release yet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Only since I gave her a key to remove her ankle tag.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)

My brother-in-law puts them on chavs for a living
I asked him if he checks if the legs are real first
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Final decision is being made in a fortnight.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Anybody who thinks it has even the vaguest plausibility
needs to hand over their membership of the human race, and try not let the door hit them too hard on the arse on the way out.

I suspect we are "alone"; for a given definition of "alone", but I couldn't really give less of a shit either way. There's nothing that can possibly be out there that is any more amazing than some of the stuff we have on earth, and people that obssess about the idea of extraterrestrial life show a terrifying lack of awareness of everything else that is around them. That, and they should probably stop living with their mothers, learn something about personal hygiene and try talking to actual women.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

AN ALIEN STOLE MY HAMBURGER!!!!111!!!11!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Hi badger, could you feel your ears burning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

no, why?
Do I need to spazz back through previous threads or summat?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

No' just as an opportunity for scientific derision appeared so did you ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Aw. man, Nakers
stop disappointing me. I thought you'd all been talking about me AND EVERYTHING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

soz, there has been no chat about ill fitting suits, the best way to cook things or OTHER CONTRAVERSIAL SUBJECTS today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

This place is going to the dogs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

NO IT HASN'T!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Ah, textbook internetting.
*cricket applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

hahaha
great timing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

i had

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

well, of course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

i was going to say
in my sleep, so it doesn't count. then i realised that sounded even worse.

then i realised that i couldn't think of anything better.

so. IN MY SLEEP, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I think he probably assumed that babe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

his unrelenting arrogance
is not my problem, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

He probably thinks this post is about him
/Carly Simon
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Of all the things that I have been accused of in my life - and there's plenty
arrogance is a new one on me. Score.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

i find this very hard to believe
which one of us is meant to have scored here, btw?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I love how you basically describe Chompy at the end there.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

er, in what way should he talk to actual women?
don't be silly, al. clearly he meant someone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I talk to myself all the time.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I'm generalising.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I was right with you up until
"There's nothing that can possibly be out there that is any more amazing than some of the stuff we have on earth"

which is really a bit stupid, even though the universe is not actually infinite, it's still pretty big and to state that is just silly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I disagree
I'm sure that there's stuff that could be as amazing, but to think there's something out there which is more amazing would suggest you've slightly lost the ability to be awe-inspired by our own planet any more, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Here's a thought;
if there are alien species out there, and they turn up on our doorstep, it will mean their technology is so far in advance of ours that we should probably, collectively, shit it. Unless Jeff Goldblum is on hand with an Apple Mac.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I really, really dislike that man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Oh Darth is alright really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You're on fire today, Tango.
I'm afraid even though this is so, I am not inclined to urinate upon you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

As always, giving with one hand and taking away with the other...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Awwwww shucks
*ignores internet sarcasm, puts on best dress, waits to be whisked away*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Those beer adverts must have left quite the scar on your psyche

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Or unless Jeff Goldblum is one of them.
(Earth girls are easy)
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Then we are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Hahaha Jeff Goldblum is indeed 'one of them'.
Never had you down as an anti-Semite though, Biggles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It's the German in me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Don't fight it, dearest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

They'll probably give us flu and shiney baubles for all our horses.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

A thought that's come up twice already in this thread.
Original.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Of course it's not a fucking alien.
Alt: Getting out more is hugely overrated. Don't bother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I thought not.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

get out of your mind instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Precisely.
There's a great deal to be said for exploring the inside world rather than the tedious and extraordinarily gay outside one.

All bar the feeble-minded would benefit from a hefty dose of DMT. I believe this utterly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

What chemical would you prescribe for the feeble-minded then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Pu

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

cyanide.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

tea

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

No chemicals, just a hefty punch in the cock/flaps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Cockflaps is an excellent word.
Make a note of that, Darling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I find it hard to believe in the huge vastness of the universe, that we are alone in being a planet full of sentient life.
However, I can't really believe that any alien civilisation sufficiently advanced to be capable of interstellar travel would have the slightest interest in our pitiful goings-on. Except maybe in a David attenborough kind of way.

Also, you whinge all you want to love. It'll stop me sounding like a beakering flid. by the way, did I mention I have teh Jeffaids?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I think comparitive evolution comes into play a bit.
We've not been around that long but the universe is dead old and that. Intelligent life evolving at roughly the same time, seems a bit far fetched.

But then, some folks believe in fairies (insert standard joke about darth)
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

We've been around a few hundred thousand years
Out of 4.5 billion. If we were wiped out by a comet tomorrow, what would be left of us in 50 million years time? Sod all. There's by no means a reason to suppose we're the first intelligent life to evolve on this planet.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

you've been fucking dogs?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

It's been a slow week.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Aliens do exist
and they are all FIT with BIG BREASTS
( broadsword, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

And do you have any opinions on these BIG BREASTS?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'm quite the fan

( broadsword, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Man, I like breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

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( broadsword, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

All aboard!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Take me to your leerdammer.
ugh, that was cheesy.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

What if they had a ray gun that when fired upon the masses, seriously reduced our love of breasts?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

It'd probably make me more productive at work

( broadsword, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I don't know what I'd do if no-one loved my breasts : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I know I'd still be single : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I quite like the idea of aliens
but chances are they are as advanced as us and so in about 10 millions years they might turn up

Alt:
Get them out more
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

If they are watching us, I hope they can explain lost.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I've not watched it so I'm safe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I think jazzy jeff and the fresh prince might confuse them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

You have missed nothing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's pretty simple
they are all dead twats
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I watched the whole thing
with great interest. Turns out, the stupid finale only explained the last two seasons, and not the whole premise of what was going on.

Stupid Lost.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

That's about fair, although i did enjoy it
maybe you were supposed to enjoy the journey rather than the destination? like a limo ride to dignitas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

No, you were merely meant to provide advertising revenue for the company that made it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

No, I was supposed to turn it off.
It was a massive, stinking heap of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Maybe it was all a big pile of bollocks that they kept adding nonsensical cliffhangers on to to make fools keep watching.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

i enjoyed it
I made a conscious decision to watch it, and I don't feel in any way a worse person for having done so.
I refuse to apologise for my tastes in TV, film or music. We're allowed our personal opinions, and it doesn't make you big or clever to belittle me (or anyone else) for liking Lost or other such 'shite' TV.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

No we're not
You're a terrible, terrible person b3th
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm not belittling you.
But equally just because I like you does not stop me having this opinion of this show.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I'm not having a go
I'm just tired of being classed as a total idiot because I like some popular culture things.

Sometimes things are popular because they're good. Not always, but you know, sometimes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

To be honest we all get classed as idiots by our peers on here for one thing and another.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I have no peers.
I'm better than all of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Oh b3th
It's not just because you like some popular culture things.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

That's alright then.
To be fair, I am mostly a huge spacker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

APOLOGISE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Go and stand in the corner of the internet until you realise the error of your ways.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Where do you think I've been for the last week?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I heard you'd died

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I wish.
I've now hit the stage of not being able to breathe. This is both painful and worrying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Well at least you are close to death...can I have your biscuits, ya know, when you're gone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Maybe it was an experiment about monkeys and typewriters, this was the result.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Shit Lost.
What a shit programme. I watched about half an hour of it - their desperate attempts to be 'cult' and 'must-see' viewing were so painfully obvious it was pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

since they were making it up as they went along
I doubt they could remember far enough back to explain. Even if they could have been arsed, which they surely couldn't... I mean, the writers were being paid a fortune for the metaphorical equivalent of taking loads of drugs and then selecting plot points based on where they decided to curl one out of the coffee table.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

*shakes hands*


*cleans coffee table*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Did they actually pay writers to come up with that shite?
Or did they sit back and take notes from the online fora of idiots convinced that they knew what it was all about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'd like to think you're right
but, it's America ... so I have a horrible feeling several writers are now snorting coke of nubile strippers using solid gold straws just on the back of Lost.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I am in the wrong job.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

MD tester is not a job

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

It's more of a vocation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

This^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

It was a merican attempt to be the prisoner.
That didn't need to explain itself.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Not enough Patrick Mcgooan.
He didn't need to explain himself.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

squawk squawk!
*whistles major tom*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

*puts blanket over cage*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)

hahahahaha
i like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

*lifts blanket, guffs like a diseased navvy into cage, replaces blanket*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

you forgot to chuck a lit match in there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

*watches from the curtain rail*
squawk Frank? squawk

*shits on curtains*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I just ate 2 penguins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

And why not.
They aren't an endangered species.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Heaux heaux

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

true but I have pickled puffins for desert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I had four Blue Ribands earlier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I love that you are retro in look, musical taste and chocolate covered biscuit snack choice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I had a small pot of M&S crispy chocolate covered cornflakes.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

squawk!
*head darts around, looking at everything yet nothing*
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)