Having said that, I love Sultans of Ping FC.
Where's me Jumper? Is, in the view of the finest cultural theorists and musicologists, one of the most profound and allegorical works of late 20th century rock n' roll.

It straddles genres like a nude Boris Johnson picking his way through the puddles on a rainy Old Compton Street, whilst achieving that rare feat of asking as many questions as it answers, surrendering its centre to the tumult of alienating, isolated modern urban life.

There is a lesson for us all contained within that song.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm totally linking this post as back up
the nest time Monty has a pot shot at my love of this band.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)

You love Sultans of Ping FC as well?
Wow. Let's Go Shopping is one of the finest love songs ever committed to Compact Disc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

*has it on cassete*
I liked kick me with your leather boots and Teenage Drug.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Give Him a Ball and a Yard of Grass
Kick me With Your Leather Boots
Let's Go Shopping
Where's me Jumper?

Great, great songs. To confuse Monty, rather than linking to the post, copy and paste it. Pretend it's yours. You have my permission to use it on a royalty-free basis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Nah mate.
If I wrote that people would know I was taking the piss, coming from you it looks serious.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)

My tongue was firmly in my cheek.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I know, mine wasn't.
The sad thing is people will believe yours wasn't either.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)