My appetite is back!
Cheers Rory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:27, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:31, Reply)

On the other hand, totally trumped your squits from last week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The trouble started when you trumped.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah totally mate
I doff my cap in deference to your superior arse trauma.

ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I had a brilliant
splatterhouse last week after a work do. There are two things that set off my IBS, and that's beer and coconut. We had a Thai meal and I drunk lots of beer. Fun!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

There must be a Saudi Prince who'd pay good money for slurry like that to be deposited on his face
Gonz should make tentative enquiries at the Saudi Embassy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

He should post them a sample.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

In instances like this it's both quality, quantity and pungency
Best to send a flask of it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Good plan
Thermos will retain the "straight-from-the-ass" warmth too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)