i sent an entire email destined for my wife, full of personal things and some embarrasing baby talk
to someone at work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

'Dear Mrs Nakey-poos
I’m so sorry about last night.

It’s not you, it’s me – I’m being bullied a lot by Monty Boyce at the moment and it’s really getting to me. I wuv you SO SO much – I don’t know why you put up with me, with my tiny, smelly penis, halitosis and spasticated face.

Hugs4U bbz

*waggles eyebrows*

Nakeypoos x o x o x o x'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Shit, do you work at my company?
*hides under desk*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

oh dear god
*sets diversion by rolling coppers down the stairs*
*takes lift*
*runs away*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)