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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Imagine the scene Gonz....
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You escort a young lady home from a discotheque. A few drinks back at yours, some engaging banter, some mood music and then you head for the bedroom.

You then discover that her chest is as flat as fuck, and she's got a pot belly.

Still up for it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
How many drinks?
and will my mates find out?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
A half pint of lager shandy
and yes.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Can I do her up the shitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I think it would be rude not to.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
pass the lurpack i'm going down pig ally
SQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

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