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New thread for gods sakeMeat; which is best?
Alt: vegetarians; why don't you MTFU?
Altalt: best kind of pants?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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PETROL AND BACONbest kind of pants i've got are the ones that don't have holes in them
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pants without holes are stupendously difficult to put on.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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12? Oh, well DONE sir.So, if they have no holes, I assume you have no legs, then? Very sorry for your lots.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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no. no. I'm not.you, however, apparently are.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:34,
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we were talking about which one of us is more intelligent the other day
i conceded that it was her, i just have a way with words
(Quentin Oftiweak I LOVE YOU CHARLOTTE, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?????, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:24, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
i wish you had a GO AWAY with words
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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o witty, i like that, what sort of law do you specialise in? I could have room for you at my firm(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I reckon your on £35-40,000paI've got guys on £50,000+ depending on their ability, what are you like with financial law and arbitration?
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sighgoogle salaries for lawyers in the city in magic circle firms.
then realise i mean it when i say, you couldn't afford one unit of my time.
that being said, i would be rubbish at financial law. so you'd be overpaying me there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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if you earn that much and you have such a great job, what are you doing on here all day?(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Damn it, Chompy has more than one Louise in his profile and I donno what one Truth Fairy is... blatently though it's one of them.I don't know who is more creepy, the creep or the creep who creeps the creep.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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that's creeping so far you've crept out the other sidean ubercreep, if you will.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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It's not any of them, I'm not friends with TTF on facebook.Stop browsing my friends!
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I'm going to add ALL OF THEM, well, all the female ones.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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Beef is wonderful in all forms, so I'd say probably thatSecond is Lamb.
Alt: Fools.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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It was inherent in the open ended nature of the question.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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"Meat; which is best?"Suggests which is best in terms of taste, not versatility.
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no it doesn'tit doesn't suggest any criteria at all.
yu can tell me which meat you prefer to warm in the microwave and masterbate with if you like, I'd rather you didn't but this place is full of weirdos
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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"Which meat is best?" is far more likely to imply 'which tastes best?' than 'which is most versatile?'(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
"yes lisa. a wonderful, magical animal..."(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:32,
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The pig is extremely versatileI'm looking forward to making my pork & apple curry again, that was magnificent.
Also, bacon is the breakfast item of kings.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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Fruit has absolutely no place in a curry. Ever.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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I'm biased as I don't like fruit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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*dons sowester**invites self*
*gets on down*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:30,
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... you can come in anyway, but take your muddy shoes off?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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It'd be REALLY cruel to name a child DownIt's not like it's a difficult condition to spot
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Pork, in any form except as an actual pork joint.Bacon, Gammon, Ham, Sausages, Scratchings. So as long as it's been processed to get rid of the taste of actual pork and add cancery goodness, I guess.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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Well, rib of beef will take some beatingbut if you want the most versatile animal, it's got to be the pig. Porkbaconsausageblackpuddingscratchingscheek. Omnomnomnom.
Alt: who knows, apey. who knows. we didn't evolve to the pinnacle of the food chain to eat carrots, that's for sure. And salad isn't food, salad is what food eats.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:31,
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meat is all disgustingchewy and sinewy or fatty and slimey. rank.
i have MTFU'd. meat still sucks.
for what? for looking pretty, satin/lace french pants. for looking slutty, thongs. or the ones that tie at the side. for looking sexy and still comfortable, boy shorts. for not giving a fuck, giant granny warmers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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Meat is magnificentI've got some wild boar sausages that are wonderful!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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You've just had the wrong kind of meat loveI'll allow you to dream up your own punchline.
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i've had every kind of meatit's all gross
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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Hahahahahahahaha!(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:49,
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Haha, 'for not giving a fuck', yeah', literally.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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Am I allowed to say fish?I love fish. If not, probably chicken as I don't generally indulge in red meat much - linked to macular degeneration, innit.
Alt: Yeah, I say that ALL THE TIME at home, no really, I do
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No it's not.High fat intake is. Meat type has nowt to do with it. And, to be fair, that's only a significant problem in the US, we don't have a high enough fat intake in general yet. yet, mind you.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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Is that right?Don't suppose you have any links for further reading on the subject? I take this whole macular degeneration thing rather seriously.
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Nope, not really my areabut it's considered an issue in the US, but then in the average US diet 40% of the energy comes from fat. 40 fucking percent. If you're around 20% I think you're considered safe.
Like anything else, I suspect it's just a "be sensible about what you eat and how you live"
Although, if you have a family history of it, it's considered to be quite heavily genetic, so unlucky. Could be worse, you could be me, I've got a cast-iron family history of brain stem stroke by 60.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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But why would you think meat colour has anything to do with it?protein's protein. Carrots aren't more dangerous than cauliflour because they are orange, are they?
When people say "eat less red meat" they mean "less fat and saturated fat" unless they are talking about fucked-up guts; in which case it's the sinew that's the problem.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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Carrots would be good for AMDWell "good" is overstating the case a little, but you know what I mean...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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by "good"you mean "a myth invented in the second world war to cover over the invention of radar", right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:54,
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Even I'm familiar with that oneIsn't it true that carrots are only good for eyesight if you're trying to look for them because they're orange?
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No, I'm referring to the link between carotenoids such as Lutein and Zeaxanthin and reduced degeneration of the macular**May also contain elements of "myth"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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really? not aware of that, coolAlthough I'd worry that it's results prompted by a subconscious idea that carrots should be good for the eyes, but sounds interesting..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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Very simpleOnce I was diagnosed with early-onset macular degeneration I did a fuckload of research into it and came across an article declaring that there was a link between red meat consumption and a worsening of the condition. I am a massive wuss when it comes to my (already piss-poor) eyesight and was bricking it; possibly I took what may have been an under-researched article to heart. Not exactly a science whizz, here.
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If you link me the article I'll have a lookbut there's no difference in the "meat" between poultry or cow. it's protein. Colour is a function of ageing and blood content, usually.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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Haven't got a link I'm afraidFrankly I'm more than happy to take your word for it. You're usually right about stuff.
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just lay off the fatty stuffeven if it is the tastiest...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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I actually have very little fatty meat in my dietThanks to the girlfriend, on the rare occasions when I do have meat I always get the good stuff
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I only eat meat when we eat out or on the rare occasion I get a take-awayVeggie only at home, which doesn't bother me.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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I'm much the sameOnce a week - tonight, as it happens - the missus teaches til gone 9 so I cook myself meat and pretend to be my own person
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Haha, under the thumb.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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PaneerOr soya, maybe tofu if cooked well.
Alt: Meat does not make you a man. I suspect insecurity issues in those who think it does.
Altalt: Your mum's, of course. (Did someone already say that?)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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Aw, tangles, I used to think you were greatI could even accept the vegetarianism, but soya or tofu? fuck right off. Nothing you can do to that will make it taste good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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You could wrap it in bacon.Then unwrap it and eat the bacon.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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I'm going to stick up for Tangles hereIt is entirely possible to make tofu taste good, it just takes patience. Lots and lots of patience.
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Deep-fried and in a well made sauce it is tolerable,but it still doesn't taste of much.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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The silken stuff is nice in a good stir-fryNot, it has to be said, as nice as a fuckload of mushrooms, but as you say, protein
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Lots of mushrooms!Or aubergine in place of meat also works.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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You are so entirely wrong.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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This is an unnervingly accurate summation of my characterbased purely on my opinion of one vegetable
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My turn.Stephen Hawking is a cunt.
Surmise my character from that.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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Back of the net.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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Isn't he, though?I love aubergine.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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It soaks up all the flavour from whatever you cook it withOmnomnomnomnom!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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Curried aubergine is brilliantAs a side dish to meat obviously.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Good call(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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no it isn'tyou can make it taste of something else. That's not making it taste good. So what's the point of it? I could probably make a shit sandwich taste good if I gave it a go, but what would be the point?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Yeah, you're right...But I need protein in my diet.
Paneer is delicious though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:45,
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I bought 3 chicken breasts from the butchers, skin and wing included, on the bone, perfect, for £5. Really big plump ones, that'll do me for some awesome-o-chicken sandwiches.And he let me keep the bottom-flap of skin.
I was well impressed with how sharp his knife was, fucking mental.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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Also, at the pub next door, cyrus todiwala is giving a talk tonight, I might go.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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And you know it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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I see a lot of people opting for pig hereThe only pig products I really eat are bacon and sausages, and not even those that frequently. So I'll go for lamb, because it's the tastiest one.
French knickers, no question. Or boyshorts if you're going more casual. Thongs are just horrible.
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and yet some blokes love themwhen i pointed out to the ex that it might make him hot but it was not as comfortable, he said "but you get used to it, right?"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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But you do, right?Think carefully about your answer, men don't cope well with shattered illusions.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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Yes, I've had this before as wellthey look slutty, therefore they are a turn on for some men. I'm sorry, but if any other piece of clothing wedged itself between your arsecheeks, you'd take it out, wouldn't you? Therefore why wear underwear that is designed to do precisely that, and be uncomfortable to boot?
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OK, you've convinced me.I'll just nip out and take this thong off then.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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yeah, no clothes works 100% of the time.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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Yupno pants at all.
EDIT - or, as mighty badger says, no clothes. Rather more difficult to get away with in public, however.
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always finding the flaws in my plans....(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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I agree on the lamb.And the french pants.
How are you this afternoon?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Looking forward to hometime mainlyand not sitting in this wretchedly uncomfortable computer chair. How're you? Did your Missus get the job she was after?
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Good thanks, also looking forward to hometime and the last three episodes of Season 3 of DexterShe's got one interview on Monday, and one the week after so far.
I really want her to get the one on Monday! I'm fidgety with excitement :)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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Ah, that's good!How're you/both feeling about a potential move to that there London?
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Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!That about does it. I think we'll both feel very deflated if she doesn't get it. But the interview the week after that is in Hertfordhire and that's not so far away. And that's for a scheme specifically for new social work graduates, so promising.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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Thanks, me too!Just want to get out of the tedious, waste-of-time job I'm doing at the moment, but no point looking until I know where I'm looking!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Lacy french knickers are the best on girls(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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Probably pheasantAltalt: silk boxers for me, silk french knickers on my wife.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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I love all meat equally. There is very little I will not eat.Lady pants or man pants? For girls pretty much anything lacey. I don't care overly much about the style, really. French is good, I guess. They're only going to end up on the floor, anyway.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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I don't know, there's a bit to be said for them simply pulled to one side.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Good pointWorks as a safety net in case she pops him out a future sex toy mid-coitus
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There is so much wrong with this postthat I almost feel bad for pissing myself at it
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Worringly, it's what I first thought ofuntil I remembered I had a meme...
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Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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Given that I said "mid-coitus", which one would have thought might prevent the ejection of a babyeither you both have a very confused idea about where kids come from or are just really used to anal
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But the kid could grab on and get a tow out(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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I love the way most of the chaps here are pretending they have ever seen a woman in her knickers.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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I have!They always wear them at the start of the films.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:10,
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You need less softcore pr0n in your life. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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I was just trying to be sophisticatedand pretend I watched more than 30 second free clips anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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"Download the whole movie now"No thanks, I'm spent...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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Or Lesbian Lavatory Lust III. Would have delayed getting to the more interesting part of the film. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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Like you don't just skip ahead to that bit anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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I beg to differ(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:15,
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Not many ways to improve upon Toy StoryLittle Bo Peep doing a Barbarella over the opening credits would not be one of them
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I beg to differ(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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I beg to differI can't figure out if that means I agree or not.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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Pfft, whatever, we wouldn't be posting here if we didn't know the internet existed(
Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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Errrr, what you talking about? I've seen bare amounts of girls in their pants. Marks'n'spencer adverts, for starters.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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Errr, what you talking about? I've seen bare amounts of a girl in her knickers.Like my Sister when we went on holiday to magaloof and shared a room.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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I'm going with no pants and and one of my really big shirts.... or general every-day pants with a hoody where you can just about see them, just a flash of white or pink or whatever, when they walk or bend over.For her, naturally, not me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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Hmmm, just seen that Kate and Gerry McCann are testifying at this Levison enquiry thing tomorrowI can only hope they've remembered to book a baby sitter this time.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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Do you think I'd get a good response asking what the best pulses are?Who's with me on black gram beans?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:19,
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I was sure this topic was going to be the saviour of offtopic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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Is that why he reminds me of Chris moyles"The saviour of radio 1"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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This thread is precisely what is shit about /OT.LOLfatty? CHECK
LOLvirgin? CHECK
All we need now are some LARPing nombies and we have a full house.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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...super-cool and tough?I sure am.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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So's yer face.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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I don't see what's wrong with being a virgin, I'm waiting for the right girl... to get on the rebound.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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Start a different one then you miserable shit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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I don't know what you mean, MontyThere was an excellent discussion on vegetarianism and meat-alternatives up there ^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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piss offa new thread was needed an I couldn't be bothered to think up an exciting and humorous question
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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Fillet steak, nicely browned and juicy. Served with chips and salad.Alt alt: Spanx. Not sexy, but comfy.
Then again, if I didn't eat so many chips, I might not need to wear Spanx.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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What, in the name of all that is holy, are 'Spanx'?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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Those big knickers that go from your ribs to your kneesand hold all your rolls of fat in.
Us lolfatties need them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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I'm picturing Victorian swimming costumes, for some reason.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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A breach of the Trade Descriptions Actcf. Gel-filled bras
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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Exactly.If blokes all went out for the evening with a rolled up pair of socks down the front of our trollies we'd be 'pathetic' but it's perfectly acceptable for women to wear false tits and wrap themselves up in fucking Bacofoil to hide their muntiness.
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Do you shout obscenities at them from your bedroom window...in your mum's house...
while you let teh dog lick peanut butter off your balls...
and you wank into your sisters dirty knickers?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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I don't have a problem with gel filled brasjust pointing out that this isn't a general man opinion, here.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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neither do I, they can go out wearing whatever they like(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:34,
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What, you mean that if you get a woman back to yoursand she removes her bra, only to demonstrate that she is perhaps not as gifted in the chest department as she may have seemed in the bar a few hours earlier, you don't immediately pull your clothes back on and escort her out the door with a flea in her ear? Shame on you, shame on you indeed.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:37,
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The difference is, if a guy is hiding that, he might not be up to the job. If a girl's hiding that, she still would be.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:36,
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Imagine the scene Gonz....~~~~ Wavy lines ~~~~
You escort a young lady home from a discotheque. A few drinks back at yours, some engaging banter, some mood music and then you head for the bedroom.
You then discover that her chest is as flat as fuck, and she's got a pot belly.
Still up for it?
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How many drinks?and will my mates find out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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pass the lurpack i'm going down pig allySQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:47,
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I view gel-filled bras much as I do fake boobsI'm never going to get chance to examine the contents so I might as well appreciate the effort they've put into maintaining a pleasant aesthetic
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Thiswe don't enjoy looking flat chested, you know. It's just as much for our benefit as it is for anyone that's looking.
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Alt- Its not just vegetarians that need to MTFU.Its me as well, One of the few songs that has ever made me cry is "John Barleycorn Must Die" by Traffic. About a crop being harvested.
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Oh thank GOD you're hereYou're of the right age to assess this - would any of the Toy Story movies have been improved by the first image being of Little Bo Peep in nought but her smalls?
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They'd mostly have been improved by sticking with 2, rather than making a third.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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Haven't seen the thirdThe first two are both magnificent and I won't hear a word said against them
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That was my pointI loved the first two, I just don't think the third was very good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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Are we talking good in comparison?Or just good in general? It's annoying when a film doesn't live up to what preceded it (eg Alien 3) but that doesn't make it bad (as proven by Alien: Resurrection)
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Several had said it was the best of itAt no point did I actually get into the film, it was on, but I simply wasn't interested, if you get me?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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Don't listen to AAHe is right about many things, but not this. Toy Story 3 is great*. I don't think there's a drop in quality anywhere across all three of them.
*Apart from being in 3D, that was pointless.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:47,
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No opinion on best meat.Alt: You may notice that I spend pretty much 0 time preaching about the benefits of vegetarianism, it's just a dietary choice, it hard defines me any more than my dislike of grapefruit. I wonder why meat eaters are so defensive/aggressive about it? I do not need meat to make me secure in my masculinity, my massive, massive cock does that just fine.
Altalt: No pants is the best pants.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:54,
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I would reply to thatbut I'm laughing too hard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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Laughing at my dislike of grapefruit?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 17:00,
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