i'd like to go on one of those shows
about people who have "real life" dolls or baby dolls made to look like their grandchildren on whom they spend thousands of pounds at harrods buying designer clothes or their pubes dyed funny colours.

and i would scream WHY? WHY?? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN/MAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

its because theey know that their high-powered city jobs mean that they'll inevitably die alone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

you must be the world's most needy boyfriend
if the fear of being single terrifies you this much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

i really am, i cuddles her all night and dnot let go, i buys her flowers and cohcolates and takes her to the pictures and even the theater
and what does she make me for dinner in return? fucken chicago town pizzas


fucks sake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

not even teh fucken pepperoni ones neither, the fucken plain cheese ones, fucken cardboard shit
i need a woman who fucken cooks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

you sound revolting
disgustingly clingy. more than ever i trust that you are taking the piss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

i got her pink smarties ova day from sainsburys cos they were on offer and she likes them
did i get a blowjob? did i fuck as like
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

d like to go on one of those shows about people who have I desperately want a
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)