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You can be on a television programme, past or present - as a guest, presenter or actor.Which do you choose and why?
PS if your answer is Dr Who or Red Dwarf you are a gigantic flid and should immediately kill yourself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:29,
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You are a gigantic flid and should immediately kill yourself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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alright.Remember you told me to do this and have no one else to blame when you find my body.
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wanderlust, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:37,
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You are a gigantic flid and should immediately kill yourself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:33,
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See being on Red Dwarf or Dr Who is a great idea.Then you just go round to conventions every few weeks for the rest of your life, and charge fat geeks £25 for a signed photo.
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That's certainly how I'd like to spend my life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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Have you been watching life's too short?People have been saying it was shit, but I lolled my face off at some of it.
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I watched the first one for about 15 minutesbut I have to say it just seemed like Ricky Gervais' predictable stuff but with Warrwick Davis reading out the script instead of Gervais himself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:39,
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It's a bucket full of pebbly diarrhoea (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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Warwick Davis in a bear suit was quite amusing though(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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me too.I loved it when that scene with the door buzzer and the black man.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:55,
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yes, that's a bed-level view of a double amputee woman lying downbut how's that relevant to the discussion?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:41,
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An actor in QFor the young and/ or ignorant; Q was a Spike Milligan series in the '70s on BBC2.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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I thought you meant a member of the Q Continuum from Star Trek TNGFirst seen in the excellent episode "Encounter at Farpoint"
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I have no idea what you are referring to. Sci Fi. Almost as shit as football.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:39,
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You are a gigantic flid and should immediately kill yourself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:40,
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I really liked that the makers acknowledged the Borg's debt to the Cyberman by naming their debut episode "Q Who?"
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I also really liked that.But I feel there should have been more football references.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:43,
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Difference is, at no point have I fancied one of the Cybermen.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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A guy I lived with at Uni had a massive crush on the Borg Queen from First ContactHe was a WRONG
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She isn't even attractive normally, let alone covered in that shit.Jeri Ryan, however, is another matter.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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Are you agreeing or disagreeing with me there?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:55,
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She is quite staggeringly attractive in pretty much everythingBut Seven of Nine was something even better altogether.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:08,
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You know how the scene where the Borg ship self repairs was done?They made a plastic scale model, and then burnt it with a blowtorch off camera. then they played it in reverse.
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DF. I think you've just been outgeeked.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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WakadayWell at least I did when I was a kid. Now I'd be an extra on one of those gritty, drama type shows where they allow swearing and nudity. I could be "Man buying newspaper" or "Man drinking soda"
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Peej, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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Or perhaps "weirdo hanging around school playground"?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:36,
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V - The Original mini-seriesDefined my childhood that did! I wanted an Uzi and a black leather jacket
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:37,
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This^I was terrified when she turned up in the new one!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:49,
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I gave up on that one before she turned upThey couldn't top the guinea pig eating scene from the original anyway.
'Ham' was the coolest character in it, always preferred him to Beastmaster.
*pours bag of red dust in visitors face*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:59,
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Yeah, Ham was cool*scratches face, revealing scales*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:01,
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I'd go for Blue Peter during prime Ellis period.for two reasons. Firstly, Janet Ellis circa 1986. Yeah, you fucking would. Secondly, if I'd been there and taking sensible precautions* circa 1988 - no cat-faced word-strangler Sophie Ellis-Bextor
*by which I mean aiming for the tits or the face, obviously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:39,
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But if you were carelessWe might have ended up with Sophie Ellis-Badger
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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yeah, but I can guarantee she wouldn't be able to singso you'd have been spared Spiller and theaudience.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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But without theaudienceI would have been bored one evening back in 1996 or possibly 1997.
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harsh times.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:56,
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i would have been 4 at the time, could get a stiffy but couldnt do anything about it.I could not get my side dine or even know there was a side to get done. Plus it would have been peadophilia
Bit yeah, taking that into mind, I still would.
(donno who she is but I presume she's dit)
The girl in the corner shop scores the road looks like a late-30s year old conny Huck (the Indian one) and by Christ she would Get It, however she wants.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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I was talking about going back at my age nowI think that was the point of the post. I'm not sure Janet Ellis would have been up for 11 year old badger love.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:53,
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You fancy Chris Tarrant?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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You've fucked up nicely with this thread. They're all going to post about sodding Sci Fi now.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:40,
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I am gigantic flid and should immediately kill myself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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Are you posting from beyond the grave?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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No, I'm going to kill myself nowIn a minute yeah, any minute now. I'll be off and then you'll be sorry.
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wanderlust, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:47,
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I'll be sorry:( Don't leave me lusty
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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*wonders how i can become a dictor or scientist so i can get your body from uour donner card*(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:54,
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I can 'shop up a Certifficake of Dictorness for you if you like
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:55,
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roffle.Mind you, it'd still fool most NHS admins.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:58,
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Yeah if you like.I'll leave his records in a box outside for people to held themselves to.
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wanderlust, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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Good idea. Not that many people would want a random load of vinyl of bands most people have never heard of. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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seconeded, the prostertution rests, motion carried.Hello sexpot.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:44,
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not to bad, at the doctors, waiting to get some pills to give me some respite from this wretched illness.Almost finished my WP7 app, its awesome considering I've never done it before.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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Dr Dwarf!its a sitcom where a vertically challenged GP something shit Ricky Gervais looks up skirts bollocks
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Probably in the PersuadersI would have loved to have seen the interplay between Roger Moore and Tony Curtis.
If not, then probably a Gerry Anderson series. Either Thunderbirds or Stingray. I'd make a good puppet.
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I fucking love the Persuaders.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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It was an excellent show.Perfect run on from when the Saint started to get stale. What the fuck is up with modern TV? How did the Yanks get so good at it? Shit.
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I'd like to go along with David Attenborough on any of his showsmaninly because I think hanging out with David Attenborough and having a private masterclass with him would be fucking awesome.
In other news, last night my dad called me to tell me he'd crashed his car and wrote it off, then after he hung up the radio played The Primitives, Crash and then I got the weekly newsletter from Crash.Net emailed to me. Spoooky coincidence or WHAT!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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Nope. The radio is channeling your dad's rubbish driving.A mate of mine here got David Attenborough to voiceover a video of his latest research on coral habitats. For nowt. He is "a sound geezer"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:48,
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My mate's bend supported The Primitives last year.1) they were fucking terrible and I left during their second 'number'
2) their guitarist is a lovely fellow
3) their singer, who was a definite 'would' in the 80s is now a definite 'wouldn't'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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Should I ask what bendy bit of him was supporting which bit of them?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:53,
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Is your poverty still affecting your social life?(
thealternativefact, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:05,
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I was talking to the Primitives original drummer, Pete Tweedy on Friday night.He has the best reason for being kicked out of a band ever, according to allmusic.com - mistreating Tracy Tracy's cat. Beats musical differences any day.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:57,
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Don't google the name of their lead singerwith safe search off. There appears to be an "adult" actress who goes by the same name.
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To be honestif you google most things with safesearch off there's a "problem" fairly soon. I don't think I can recall an image search for anything with safesearch off that doesn't produce some military-grade scud by about page 8 latest.
I can especially advise against, while attempting to demonstrate the differences in structure between human cell types, image searching for "sperm" with safesearch off. With a student sat next to me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:03,
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Strangely enough, if you accidently search images for post codes rather than mapsyou find all sorts of porn.
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really? is that some wierd metatagging thing?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:14,
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What was that Italian game show that used to be on cable when I was about 14?You know the one where a load of girls inexplicably got their tits out midway through the show?
I'd work backstage on that, as the guy who put the ice cubes on their nipples before they went on.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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This is the most sexually pathetic post I have ever read.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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Oh fucking come on.How long have you been here? it's not even in the top 100. It's not even in Gonz's top 50, and we love him.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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Yes, you're right.You're the most sexually pathetic post I've ever read.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:56,
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Compared to this?b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:59,
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I'm pretty proud of itI was channelling my 14 year old self.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:52,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1443026
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:54,
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Nah. More on the fact you that you're not saying you'd fly to Italy to rub ice on a woman's tits.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:00,
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who wouldn't?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:04,
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I certainly wouldn't. Far too much effort. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:13,
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I'd be on Countdown.Oh,wait, I was. I was shit.
I think I'd really like to be on Saturday Night Live, but that's possible because I've been rewatching all of Studio 60 On Sunset Strip recently and that makes it look a lot more fun and less dysfunctional than I suspect the reality would be.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:57,
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Maybe you should be in Studio 60 then.....(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:59,
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Yeah, it aired in May of last year.I only appeared once and got beaten by a website designing roller coaster enthusiast from Southend, of all places.
The first text I got after it was on said 'god that bloke was a cunt wasn't he?'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:01,
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I really don't know. It's on Vimeo, or at least it was. (
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:34,
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No shame in losing on CountdownMy Dad went on it and lost and he's been on all manner of TV quiz shows, and won most of them
Came 2nd on The Weakest Link though
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Haha, putting your "yourrealname countdown" into google produces a wiki entry about you.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18,
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hahahahahahhaso it does. Fucking hell.
I look like a miserable shit too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:35,
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I wouldn't mind joining Bruce Parry on one of his'Massive Drugs binges under the guise of anthropological study' jaunts.
Also I'd like to be on 'The Bible's Buried Secrets' - I'd play a deranged sex attacker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:59,
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How To Look Good NakedBecause whilst my eyesight is shockingly poor, in the Kingdom of the Blind...
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You know you don't get to see Gok Wan naked though right?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:01,
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Are you seriously suggesting I haven't watched the programme?Extensively?
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I thought you'd be more of a queer eye for the straight guy watcher(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:04,
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Would you believethat they're too gay even for me? Plus I fucking hate Jason Gardner
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Jason Gardner is on that?I only remember floppy blonde hair guy and carefully preened rugged guy
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:07,
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He was on the first UK series I thinkYou know, discussing this is doing neither of us any favours
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I'm a girl I can get away with watching shit(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:11,
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There is no reason for me to post a picture of Jeff here, but every time now I read the word 'breasts', I hear it in his voice. Therefore, I thought I should share.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:15,
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More of an 'Uphill Gardner' fan, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18,
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I thought it was a superb joke.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:22,
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I thought "Knock Knock - Who's there? Doctor - Doctor Who?" was a superb joke onceBut in my defence, I was five.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:29,
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I know. My point was he liked the joke until recently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:31,
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I know. My point was rehashing Trotter's only non-gay meme.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:33,
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Knock knocka neutrino.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:28,
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Best knock knock joke is 'idunnup' by a country mile.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:37,
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My son agrees wholeheartedly with you on that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:39,
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I've seen HIMJIM this week, yes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:09,
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No think I'm a few weeks behind as I was internetless for a while(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:10,
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Ahh, fair enoughThis season is absolutely excellent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:15,
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i'm sorry WHAT?!are you serious? are you really that retarded that you actually find that shite entertaining? fucks sake, theres no hope left for the human race at all
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I'd like to be an actor on Firefly/SerenityAside from the fact I'm a fan of the show, it seems like the sort of program where they have fun behind the scenes as well, as the outtakes and 'making of' things show.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:07,
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Broadswords Of A FeatherHilarious sitcom in which broadsword and his cloned sister share a house in Essex, waiting for their partners to return from prison. The neighbour is a bit of a slag.
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broadsword, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18,
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Better than Berts of a Feather, where Bert and his sister share a house in Essex hiding from the police. The neighbour is a twelve year old girl. Hilarapey ensues.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:21,
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It was quite odd seeing him play Caecilius in Dr Who.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:30,
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I believe soI didn't see any of that series.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:34,
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Listen. I've read all your replies and I'm afraid I've changed my mind.You can't be on a television programme after all.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:32,
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he's right tho, your a right bunch of fucking spastics and no mistakedunno how he puts up with it TBH
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if i were you i'd have put on a german gasmask and released zyklon-B at the bashmissed opportunity, that
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I'm going to try that one out tonight.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:43,
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With that little manouevre added to my sexual arsenalI'm expecting a marriage proposal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:47,
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Too late Monts, she's topped herself.Soz and all that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:59,
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damn it and I was just about to say I wanted to be on The Adventure Game. Either that or The Great Egg Race
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Dr Who is for eight year old kids and nonces.And nonces only watch it so they've got more to talk about with eight year old kids.
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New thread pleaseSomeone else do it or I'll write about Ballroom and bowel movements
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i'd like to go on one of those showsabout people who have "real life" dolls or baby dolls made to look like their grandchildren on whom they spend thousands of pounds at harrods buying designer clothes or their pubes dyed funny colours.
and i would scream WHY? WHY?? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN/MAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:45,
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its because theey know that their high-powered city jobs mean that they'll inevitably die alone(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)
you must be the world's most needy boyfriendif the fear of being single terrifies you this much.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:50,
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i really am, i cuddles her all night and dnot let go, i buys her flowers and cohcolates and takes her to the pictures and even the theaterand what does she make me for dinner in return? fucken chicago town pizzas
fucks sake
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not even teh fucken pepperoni ones neither, the fucken plain cheese ones, fucken cardboard shiti need a woman who fucken cooks
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you sound revoltingdisgustingly clingy. more than ever i trust that you are taking the piss.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:56,
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i got her pink smarties ova day from sainsburys cos they were on offer and she likes themdid i get a blowjob? did i fuck as like
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:47,
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Brilliant idea for a TV programme, or succession thereofb3ta Big Brother. With the proviso that everyone has to act as if they're on b3ta. None of this "being nice IRL" stuff. Quentin has to act like a spasticated mong, Swipey has to flash her cash/gash around endlessly, Jeff has to fuck dogs.
Or, even better, b3ta Running Man.
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I like this. Participants must include:
Rory bring his usual charming self.
Monty in full nazi regalia.
Things that must be excluded:
Bert fucking his sister.
Gonz dribbling runny shit and blood out of his ringpiece.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:51,
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TGB will have to get a gigantic vagina grafted on before the show airsI'll just sit in the corner looking bored of getting called bent and claiming endlessly to have a girlfriend
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Surely sportscow, or one of our other NE correspondents?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:57,
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I have faith in Battered's ability to deliver a withering put-down effectivelyI take your point, however; Battered, learn Geordie
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I shall use the English to Geordie translatorwww.geordie.org.uk/
Safe for work.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:01,
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Aye that's reet canny, tho'but(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:04,
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I've been idly Googling SS ceremonial daggers today.I've realised that without one my life is hollow and empty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:59,
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That's definitely what I meant to post.Thanks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:08,
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I saw a lovely one in Arnhem at the Bridge too FarMuseum.
Edit: I took a picture of it! a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391781_10150423473723913_509488912_8311783_256841223_n.jpg
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