By the time I get married everyone will have forgotten Prague and ruined somewhere else
Io maybe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm not sure if Tallinn has been ruined yet.
Mind you, you'll go fucking blind looking at the women there. They have a special island they send anyone female who is even vaguely unattractive, and they have to stay there from the age of 15 to 50.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I intended to suggest that lunar colonisation will have reached Jupiter by the time Ms Foxtrot agrees to marry me
This island requires investigation in the meantime, however.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Well she wouldn't marry a bender, would she?
Credit the girl with some intelligence.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I want to, I really do
She is, ostensibly at least, an extremely intelligent woman. On the other hand, she's been with me for nearly 10 years, which weighs pretty heavily against her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I guess she just loves bum sex

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

A gentleman never tells, old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

no, the island is where the munters are.
Tallinn is where the attracive ones remain. Careful. Once you step off the ferry onto Hippocrocopigisle, you're on your own.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

This is exactly how the Nazis got started

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)