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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm bored of your moaning.
So all you london types anyone been here? www.thechicagoribshack.co.uk/ I'm going for part of a stag do, looks stupidly overpriced to me.

What's your idea for an ideal hen/stag do thing or whatever.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:12, 264 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
It looks shit
Plus any place that welcomes stag parties is not the sort of place that you want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
^this
Went to a dog track once on a hen do. That was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Obvious joke is obvious
Blousie has gone to the dogs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Sorry!
I just couldn't help it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
That's the problem really.
We're not a crazy lot though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
A fucking good drink and a laugh with a load of mates
Needs no gimmicks, just good company and decent beer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
That's my thinking,
it's not his, looks like I have to pay £78 for go karting, £30-40 for that meal, £10 to get into a club, £20 for train tickets. And booze at london prices on the top of that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
All stuff like that can be entertaining
I've been paintballing for a stag do which was canny good. Especially when the groom was given his flourescent yellow and green target t-shirt to wear
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I agree, but he's also getting married in Malaysia
so I've got to drop £1,500 for that the flash cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm thinking maybe you should just quietly drop him as a friend.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I actually quite want to go to malaysia though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Tell him to fuck off and pay for it himself.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
He's getting married in Malaysia and he's not paying for you to go?
He's not a good enough friend for it to be worth it. Fuck him.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
depends
you could make a 2 week holiday out of it or something. can't expect the couple to pay for that!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
true.
Although it also depends on the reasons for getting married in Malaysia. If it's the bride's home, fair enough. Unlucky for the Brits, although I think most people in that case would have a thing in Malaysia and a party back in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
i can see a huge advantage to getting married on a beach
with your best mates and then a big party when you get home.

of course that does mean getting married, which brings me out in a cold commitmentphobic sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
hahaha.
*the commitmofear*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
EXACTLY
urgh to joint bank accounts and having to work out what is in the fridge for each other's dinner and having to listen to each other's days at work and nag him to fix the lightbulb and have him tell me that he has no ironed shirt for tomorrow and......
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
You know that sharing things with someone you love is usually considered a positive thing
right?

Mind you, if he can't even fucking iron his own shirt..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
i'm being flippant naturally
but i dread having to put off going out 7 nights a week in return for a grown-up lifestyle. it seems so........ mundane.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
doesn't have to be.
live certain lives for certain periods in your life. Eventually even constant partying just becomes wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
No need to have a joint account. My wife and I don't and there is no way we will.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
It is, however, massively convenient.
and since you own half of each other's shit anyway it seems pointless not to have one, really. Unless you've got your own business and you're asset protecting.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
We don't find it inconvenient. I transfer an amount to her each month by standing order. Job done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I guess it depends how you pay bills, buy food, pay for holidays etc

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
It is taking the piss to expect you to spend that much to go to the wedding.
We went to one in Italy and one in France last year. With the flights, hire car, hotel, new outfit for Mrs Battered and the wedding gift we must have easily spent £800 on each one.

Mind you, we got married in Edinburgh and a lot of London friends came up to that at their own expense, so maybe I am being a little hypocritical.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
It's an awful lot of money for me.
but that said it's a holiday as well as a wedding.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Demand they give you a refund on your costs if they get divorced.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
YES ! I used to go there as a kid when they used to be behind Harrods.
I can't believe they're still there, I used to love them so much as a kid, I only went like 5 or 6 times, but it was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Good to know,
I'm willing to spend the money if it's good.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
yeah, but gonz went there 5 times
so, basically, it's going to cause you a lifetime of bloody shit explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
OMG OMG OMG OMG...... I just exhanged !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Is that a euphemism?
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
SWANKY SUPER SWISH PAD !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Congratulations!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Cheers man !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Have you got a change of pants with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
No, can I borrow your misses's ones? Dont' worry about cleaning them, in fact, I insist the dirty the better.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Have you ever seen a pair of maternity pants? I am thinking about hiring a pair out as a marquee.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Wahey!
When do you get the keys?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Completion is on the 8th !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Oh man, the only way December could get any better for you is if after the hot meat feast Lusty realises she's making a terrible error
and goes home with you instead of Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Do you reckon my super stylish swanky pad'll swing it for me that she starts swinging?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'm not going to enfield to pick up my copy of empire
can you post it to me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
"please" and yeah', sure.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I had to sell my manners for beer money

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Oh, ok.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)
man, that's some serious foreplay.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
*firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
*firm handshakes and power-pat on back as leaving conferance*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Congratulations!
Welcome to the club :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Cheers dude !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I went to the one in Knightsbridge
It was ok. Nothing amazing. Didn't poison me either. The pulled pork that one of my friends had looked good. My steak was fine.

I don't understand the whole stage/ hen weekend thing (or even week in some cases). I have been on a few and they just last too long and cost too much.

For my stag do 20 of us went to the rugby sevens at Twickenham, drank loads of beer, went for a meal and to a couple more pubs. It was great and definitely enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Mine was visiting all our old haunts round Sunderland all day drinking
It was excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Sounds bang on. This whole weekend away thing is too much. Particularly when it typically costs you to attend the wedding as well and the gift etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
It was fucking brilliant
Managed to get a load of mates up from round the country and out on the beer for the day. Loads of good crack on, many pints, silly dancing, chips, kip

WIN
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I think the quality of your stag do experience varies depending on the quality of your friends.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Definitely. Location, duration and cost are also considerations though

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Pulled pork.
Hmmm *makes notes*

The sevens is always an excellent day out.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I love sevens. Used to go when I lived in Hong Kong. Managed to go to the Edinburgh ones this year too - mother in law got me tickets.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Ah, missed it this year
Was good the year before. If cold. Used to always go to the Twickenham one back when it was the "middlesex sevens"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Mother-in-law has two debenture seats at Murrayfield. I intend to go next year. If I have a spare ticket I will let you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
SCORE.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
pulled pork lols

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Rebecca Loos lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I'm not talking to you.
You and QC.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
what about me?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
You're ok so far.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*pulls shirt over head*
*runs round celebrating*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Cos for why?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
The company determines the quality of a stag do
Best one I've ever been on was an all-day thing involving go-karting, paintball, a Chinese, pub crawl and strip club. The best part about it was none of the above, it was the group of mates I was with. Don't see the point in shelling out the sort of prices you're talking about.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
My first one in Prague was pretty epic.
but that was quite a few years ago. I don't think stag dos are particularly welcome there any more.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us you SHIT
Not that I expect to be organising my stag do any time soon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
we were impecably behaved
not many brits were heading over back then. But since then, you can get there on shitty cheap airlines and the cunts have ruined it for everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
By the time I get married everyone will have forgotten Prague and ruined somewhere else
Io maybe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I'm not sure if Tallinn has been ruined yet.
Mind you, you'll go fucking blind looking at the women there. They have a special island they send anyone female who is even vaguely unattractive, and they have to stay there from the age of 15 to 50.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I intended to suggest that lunar colonisation will have reached Jupiter by the time Ms Foxtrot agrees to marry me
This island requires investigation in the meantime, however.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Well she wouldn't marry a bender, would she?
Credit the girl with some intelligence.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I want to, I really do
She is, ostensibly at least, an extremely intelligent woman. On the other hand, she's been with me for nearly 10 years, which weighs pretty heavily against her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I guess she just loves bum sex

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
A gentleman never tells, old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
no, the island is where the munters are.
Tallinn is where the attracive ones remain. Careful. Once you step off the ferry onto Hippocrocopigisle, you're on your own.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is exactly how the Nazis got started

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Mine too
We went out of season, avoided any tacky stag places and were polite and courteous wherever we went. It is a fabulous city.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
absolutely
but 10 years ago the wankers weren't going there at all and so there were no problems anywhere. There's a downside to cheap air travel, and this shit is part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
for my stag do we went to see the chippendales

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Never took you for an antiques aficianado.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
no it was lads bums and that, i'm a homer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Yellow, fat and stupid?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
well that was mean

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Pick up any nice desks?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
i get my desks from a viking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
RESCUE RANGERS?
O.M.F.G.!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I don't think even a russian billionaire could rescue rangers
football joke lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Credit where it's due - very good, kiddo

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
don't encourage the autism
it'll be on 137 posts a day next.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
He SO wants you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
i fucked up earlier
i forgot about his talk twattering too.

this puts him on an average of 54 posts a day. and climbing.

someone give the poor fucker a life!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
that moment when we meet, and the air crackles with electricity and the next thing you know we're lying naked together in bed, out of breath and deeply satisfied
will you fucken stop whinging then?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
my eyes feel dirty after reading that
shudder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
the more you protest the more it seems you want me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
yeah yeah
so says every desperate rapist
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
yet you keep replying
rachelswipe, i think your beautiful

on the inside at least, from what i heard you got a face like frank carson's ballbag and a figure like a sack of beaten grapefruit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
and yet i still wouldn't touch you with someone else's flange
think about what that says about your own appeal. you bumbling little retard.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
look pet, you won't get a better offer so you should just succumb to the advances of anyone willing to offer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
i have too many offers at the moment
TRUFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
from fatties uggos benders and darth foxtrot
well done you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
even if this were true
it would be more than you get, burgerboy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
twice last night, gorgeous, and i had pizza not BURGERS
I calculated my talk + OT posts and averaged 46.6 posts per day combined, where did you get your figures?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I refer you to my above post
And you thought I was a sex pervert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
don't get involved pal, she's a maneater

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
That doesn't sound TOO bad over two boards...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
nah think she means 54 on talk and 137 here, per day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Oh that's just mental kiddo
You need a b3taectomy, stat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
no you do!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
As far as I'm concerend, Gretski is still with the kings.
/hockey joke.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
dun geddit?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Wayne Gretski used to play for the LA Kings when he was at his best, but moved to New York Rangers.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
oh
i'm sure it was very good tho, well done
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
i like weekends away in a fancy barn or something
my friend anna's was over a bank holiday weekend, so we had fri night with pizzas and booze and singstar etc, sat day we had beauty treatments and then the world's hottest 2 barmen came over to teach us cocktail making. then dinner out, then clubbing. and on the sun we had an all-day bbq. the barn also had a swimming pool and a BOUNCY CASTLE.

and the whole lot was about £180 each, for a whole weekend with about 20 friends - bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
And that £180 included all your travel costs, booze out clubbing and restaurant meals did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
it did indeed
but it was only oxford, so all of us sharing cars meant the transport was minimal. we only had one meal out, the rest was all bought online from tesco and delivered to the barn. people might have bought extra drinks in the club, but that would have been the only extra. mostly we were just lying around the barn and chilling.

20 x £180 = £3,600, it goes quite a long way!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
That's pretty reasonable then. Eating out only once probably helped.
I feel sorry for the neighbours having to tolerate 20 pissed up middle class cheshire girls for a weekend though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
ha, the barn was in the middle of nowhere
only the farmer for miles around. and as it was a boiling hot august and most of the girls were in bikinis for a lot of it, somehow he didn't seem to mind.

he had some gorgey baby cows in the field behind. they were so tame they would come up for apples etc. even the meat-eaters were seriously upset when the farmer said the market was in september...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I'd have caught one and eaten the fucker.
cute = tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
the doe-ier the eye, the tastier the meat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Bert used to say something similar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA! I AM BERT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
One of my close friends
is the first of our group to be getting married, and she wants two hen nights for some unknown reason. I think it's because she wants her mum to go on one, and then have a proper one.

My ideal one would just be a really fun night out, but I suspect she's going to try and do the whole spa/limo/stripper night, possibly in an attempt to be ironic that fails miserably.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I spent a good 15 minutes wiki'ing greek blokes, and I didn't even get a "like" =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)

i an i'
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I did 'like' it and replied!
And thanks Gonz it was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
0o0o0oh, I didn't see it.
=D

Glad you're well my Hera =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
AMBERL
How the devil are you? Have I got an old number for you or are my Supernatural-based texts insufficiently interesting to warrant a response? I can understand if this is the case.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
she dead man, didn't you here?
she dead
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I am much better thanks DF
I'm afraid that while I was being rubbish and ill, my phone bill came around and I didn't bother paying it until I felt better. So no texts got through. How are you enjoying it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Series 3 was excellent, I was gobsmacked at how it ended frankly
Will be starting on series 4 tonight :-)

Sorry to hear that you've been low honey. Fair enough on the phone bill, we've all been there. Are you still jobhunting?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Ooh series three finale was a kicker
and season four premiere is really really good.

Still jobhunting without any success :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
try un-killing yourself, i hear it helps with job applications

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Bugger. What sort of thing are you looking for?
Without wanting to discuss it in-depth for anyone who hasn't seen it, the last five minutes of series 3 were just brutal. I was stunned silent by the last scene. Just didn't see it coming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Anything really
temp work at the moment, then proper jobs after Christmas.

And yes, the last bit was brutal. I don't think anyone expects on first watching, that it was actually going to happen to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Nope
I assumed they'd find a way out of it. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Where are you living now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
You'll enjoy it
I'm in Bristol still, been offered some work experience but is ridiculous- eight weeks unpaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Fucking hell
Bella lives in Bristol now, she's not having any luck with finding a job either. Hope it improves honey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Cheers
and I'm not doing communist activites. I REFUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
oh i need telesales girls and an administrator next year if your interested?
don't want you suiciding all over the office hto, we just had the carpets done
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Restaurants in Knightsbridge are without exception overpriced due to the ludicrous rents there.
And the ludicrous people there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Sounds ludicrous

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
He's right, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
there's a wagamamas
and a spaghetti house
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
i been there! it was dead nice

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
It's not a great area to dine in is it?
Unless you are Russian or whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
it's generally more pleb-free than a lot of places though
i prefer south ken, there's some awesome restaurants around there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
This is the only decent place to eat I have found around that area
www.motcombs.co.uk/

Their grouse is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
ha
that's opposite my friend's flat. he bloody LOVES that place. been thrown out of there after last orders far far too many times.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Bloody good chateaubriand there. Shame it's £49 for two.
As I can manage a whole one.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
share with me
as i don't eat meat.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I like this. You can have my chips.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I was guessing that,
I suggested Needos.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Who shot first?
N Gr
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Well I like this anyway

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
VALIDATION
ON THE INTERNET

Hope your day's picked up a bit mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Not really but cheers anyway

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
They have to maintain the prices so that the cast of Made in Chelsea don't mistake their establishments for middle-class eateries

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
There are some excellent restaurants. They are just expensive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
That programme is utterly bizarre though
Apart from anything else it seems to lay claim that almost everyone in Chelsea is oddly deformed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)
See:
John Terry
Alex
Mikel
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
John Terry is younger than me
I find this incredibly hard to believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
My pal Mat’s stag do was perfect.
Tayyab’s at 4pm, then we had a tiny little bar in Shoreditch to ourselves until 1am, with our own music, then the remaining chaps came back to my flat for more silliness. Public nudity = 0, embarrassing tawdry strippers = 0, indignity = 0, stupidly expensive foreign travel = 0 etc

It was spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Yeah, that's what I would have liked,
but not my choice is it. SIGH
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
You know you've spent too long on the internet when...
...you see a capitalised word and assume it's an acronym with which you're unfamiliar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Stupid Internets Go Home

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You are Charlie Brooker AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
*phones Huq*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Shit in Gonz's hat?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
there was a stripper at my friends stag do once, god it was awful
for truesies
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I find them hugely embarrassing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
+ unless they are pre-operative male to female transexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
me too, it was incredibly awkward, only one person seemed to enjoy it
and he was the office spastic, whooping and jeering at the poor cow. I just wanted to get her a jacket and a cab fare home
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Schizophrenia is such a cross to bear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)
NO IT ISN'T!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
YES IT IS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
When we went (at the groom's insistence) to a lapdancing club on a stag do, I was one of only three of us (out of 12) not to get a private dance
I find the prospect of doing so horribly tawdry. Needless to say I took a right verbal kicking from the others for this. Most of whom had girlfriends categorised as "minging" or "nonexistant", I hasten to add.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
You big gayer.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
strippers are not sexy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Some are. The act isn't.
He's still a big gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
You didn't see the strippers mate
With one exception I wouldn't have wanted them to get naked for me gratis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
My mate had a stripper for a birthday years ago.
She looked like his aunt. It was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Ouch
Due to the salacious nature of one of my best mates, should I ever have a stag do I'm absolutely sure he'll arrange for female nudity at some point, regardless of my instructions. Luckily, I'm also absolutely sure he'll road-test the goods for quality ahead of the event.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I don't understand why people spend so much money just to have somebody's genitals waved near to their face.
Some blokes go and spend hundreds.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
One of the lads in our place spent £500 in one night on dances
WTF?

Surely for £500 you could do anything you want to certain ladies parts all night, rather than just watch them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Five tons on a date would see you ensonced in a relationship
which would no doubt yield a far higher ratio of face to punani.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This^
My jaw nearly hit the floor when he told me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I can have a decent weekend away for £500. Much more preferable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Meh, some people would make a very solid distiction in a relationship
between a lap dance and fucking a hooker. That might be part of it. Also, people will pay £500 for things a lot less useful than a look at some tits and growler. Not really my thing but horses for courses, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
This one girl offered me a dance for £15 instead of the usual £20
in a very suggestive manner. I cannot fathom why I'd pay a woman less attractive than my own girlfriend to get naked for me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Because you know that sooner or later your mrs will dump you and you will never even get close to being able to touch someone
even half as ugly as the hooker?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
...and I would want to expedite this dumping by paying a girl to strip for me?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Your brain rarely makes logical decisions.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Says a lot about how opposed I was to the idea
that I resisted the offer despite being jeered by my mates and having several hours of drinking behind me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Perhaps if it was a bloke offering to strip for you things might have been different...?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Brilliant
I doff my cap to your Wildean wit and trailblazing originality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I know, I know...
Time to go home, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
It was good wasn't it.
It's funny implying that you're gay, because a lot your hobbies could be construed as "not very macho" or even "effeminate" so even though you're going out with a girl who appears to have overlooked your earlier fondness for Manic Street Preacher style spraypainted T-Shirts, it could just be that she's a beard and your a closet homosexual. Which is where the joke lies.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
It's every bit as funny now as it was the first time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

funny accurate
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
It's like the gift that keeps on giving.
Just like your cock up a mans bumhole.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I might have to start marking again at this rate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
What would my last one have scored?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
6 probably
7 if I was feeling generous and took context into account.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I hate you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
No you don't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)
anyone willing to gyrate in knickers for £15 isn't worth seeing
I'd do it for £5
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
When in one in Munich I realised it was time to leave when I saw one of the other guys putting his credit card down.
I had a nice kebab on the way home and a wee behind a bush.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I went on a stag do in Berlin
The lads wanted to take the groom to a lap-dancing bar but couldn't find one, so we ended up getting into a cab and asking to be taken to one. Something must have got lost in the translation because we ended up in a thinly-disguised brothel. We made our excuses and left.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Standard fare in Eastern Europe.
it seems to be a pretty even split between titty bars and brothels with little to distinguish the two.

we played that game in Porto a while back (get in a taxi and gamble) but the place (strip club, for clarification, not a brothel) was astoundingly high class*. And comprehensively astoundingly expensive.

*I should clarify - insofar as an establishment where you pay ladies to be naked and do stuff can ever be "high class"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This was my first and only experience of a brothel
It seemed pretty tawdry to me, but I have no reference point to compare with.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Oh yeah. totally, the one in Porto wasn't a brothel, I should have clarified that.
I'm not sure high class brothels exist.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I saw one of the other guys putting his credit card down. one of the doormen punched me in the face for groping a Bavarian slapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I think the one I witnessed where she shoved a chupa chup right up her vajoo
and then handed it to the groom to lick clean will live long in my memory. And not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Ewww!
Why would you want to lick something which had been somewhere where clearly a large number of desperately sad men had left their seed?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
+ mouldy lollipops

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Where the hell is that supposed to fit in to my sentence?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
At the end, dipshit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

left their seed mouldy lollipops?

It doesn't make any sense man!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Ok, they left their seed and mouldy lollipops

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Al, to this day I have no fucking idea.
The doubly disturbing thing was, she was fairly attractive and this took place in the bride and groom-to-be's living room. It was a genuinely surreal moment in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Ew!
Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
well, quite.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Damn that's grim.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Almost as bad
as the stripper a friend hired to surprise another (female) friend at her birthday party, who squirted two lines of cream one up each thigh, and invited them to lick to where the lollipop poked out of her knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
the one i saw did something similar, but also poured wotsits in the mans pants and then made him sit down
i don't know why she did that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
What? sit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
she basically made him crush cheesy crisps into his bumhole and cock
i think she was quite an angry person really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
*sigh*
What? sit?
WOTSIT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
yeah she made him sit on them

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
really? :S
all of these stories are so grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
true as the nose on my face
its not exactly the most glamorous profession is it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
well, at least you can see whether her thighs are clean....

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Devon knows how they make it so creamy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Haha
I'm assuming it was cream here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
chupa chuff

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This entire subthread has made me feel rather queasy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I have to agree here
Lapdancing places put the shits up me. They are weird and intimidating
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Go in and start stipping. See how they fucking like it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
stipping?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
what battered said.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stipping
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Oooh, another one bites the dust
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15859029
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
That's misleading. He is still chairman so still actively involved in running the group.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Meh
He is still in charge
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Corporate governance smoke and mirrors.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Smoke and mirrors = a classic night in chez Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:11, Reply)
*golf clap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Crotch clap.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
*scratches*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
*sniffs finger*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
*faints from smell*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Not to have one.
A load of your mates who aren't necessarily mates with each other, in one place, and family trying to geg in on it as well. Balls. Have a few different things with your different and separate mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

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