Well I'll need to charge £200/day (cash mind, no paper-trail!) for the "research".
How's the funding for your "project"?
I'll need 4 weeks up-front so drop off £2k at your convenience and we can get cracking.
Also I'm gonna need to relocate after the "project" so we're probably looking at another £200k?
Obviously that'll need to be cash too...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

it's pretty steep
but....well...it's been a long time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Yeah, I guess £202k cash, up-front, for a shag may well seem like a hefty outlay...
But for that I guarantee the merchandise will be delivered intact.
And you get to keep him for good. I've changed my mind about the hammer/nail-gun thing.
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)

the danger then is that he'd sing or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)

No problem.
Free and for gratis I will smash out his teeth, break his lower jaw and, if you allow, take the hammer to his left hand (so no guitar). That way he'll still be able to perform in the bedroom but not on the stage.
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)