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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright
Today on the ride home, my passengers and I were talking about the pope and God and generally ripping the piss. One of them said "Yeah, but in the Garden of Eden when Adam and Steve... omg *cackles*" and I collapsed in rib-bending giggles at the wheel. In retrospect it wasn't that funny, but other than walking with an old schoolfriend and getting her on board as another test client for the charity on board, my day's been pretty average. How has your day been?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:28, 267 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Awesome !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:33, Reply)
No really it's been alright, and I got some big and serious bizness done

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:34, Reply)
And I dun a near the top in a thread

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Wicked

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:36, Reply)
OMG man that's fucking brilliant!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:38, Reply)
You win the internet for the evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)
tiring
and I just watched never mind the buzzcocks and I've come to the terrible realisation that, given the choice, I would totally do James Blunt
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)
That thought alone is gonna tire you out.
I'd certainly "do" James Blunt, but not in a sexy way.
It would probably involve a hammer, or perhaps a nail-gun.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:51, Reply)
well let me sshag him first
actually, we can work together - you kidnap him, I'll have my way, then you can finish your job on him, deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Do I get paid mileage?
If so, then this scheme of yours possibly has legs...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)
no problem
I'll be honest this is the closest I'm getting to puling at the moment, I'll pay expenses
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Ok, 49p/mile?
What's the address? Anywhere within 1500 miles of here is fine by me.
By that I mean within 1500 miles of the Internet, so pretty much anywhere ;)
If it means an end to that smug fucker I'm happy to travel ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
no idea, the stalking bit you need to do

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Well I'll need to charge £200/day (cash mind, no paper-trail!) for the "research".
How's the funding for your "project"?
I'll need 4 weeks up-front so drop off £2k at your convenience and we can get cracking.
Also I'm gonna need to relocate after the "project" so we're probably looking at another £200k?
Obviously that'll need to be cash too...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)
it's pretty steep
but....well...it's been a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Yeah, I guess £202k cash, up-front, for a shag may well seem like a hefty outlay...
But for that I guarantee the merchandise will be delivered intact.
And you get to keep him for good. I've changed my mind about the hammer/nail-gun thing.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)
the danger then is that he'd sing or something

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
No problem.
Free and for gratis I will smash out his teeth, break his lower jaw and, if you allow, take the hammer to his left hand (so no guitar). That way he'll still be able to perform in the bedroom but not on the stage.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Meh till after work and then got some good news from a relative which made me gless.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:52, Reply)
What is this gless verb?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Vague meme-based typo of GLEES by, I believe, TGB.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)
A TGB typo for GLEES
as in using "glee" as a verb. *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Not too bad thanks
Once my phone has charged, I'm off out to fix someone's internet, or something like that. Should be fun(!)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)
A pretty good day, thanks ;)
My day also involved driving, charity and clients.
Awesome chicken pie for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Oh, cheese and coleslaw sandwich.
You win.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)
It really was a cracking pie ;)
But the roasties were SHITE!
Anaemic is the word. In fact that's an insult to anaemia!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
so how about them knicks?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Right up my arse crack.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)
hey steady on
i'm not about to tell you how to do your job
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Nicks, or knicks?
I get confused.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
knicks

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)
its short for knickerbockers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Oh, so it is.
Ok so, did they score or something?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)
i dunno do i why do you think i asked

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Oh ok well I think they have something to do with balls, like big orange ones, maybe basketball
so they probably did score, or they hired a new foreign giant, or someone roofied-and-raped a college cheerleader.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)
spare me your life story

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Is Barry about?
There's an impeccable Ralph Lawson mix up on SoundCloud, 20 years of Back to Basics. Right up his street it is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)
How appropriate
Monty has gone to watch Arsenal tonight and Goatze is making his debut for them.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Srsly?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Well I thought so when I wrote that
but it transpired I wasn't paying enough attention.

It's spelt Goetze, and he's playing against Arsenal tonight, not for them.

But in all bar the actual, you know, facts, I was spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
He's actually a very good player as well.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Well, you'd imagine being able to catch the ball in your own arsehole could have its advantages

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Solid hands.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)
*schluoop*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)
No he uses his feet.
Sorry there appears to be some confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)
So I gather after reading about him.
I don't know my European football very well, Southend United don't tend to play much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)
what kind of dull cunt goes to see arsenal

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Up and down a bit
Think I managed to give a half-decent lecture this morning. A little on the short side, but as it was the third in a row they'd had to sit through I think they were grateful for its brevity. Good private lesson later on as well.

Though on the downside, an email I received this afternoon suggests I may not get paid until mid-December for the work I did in October. Well that's just fucking magic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Private lesson eh! *nudge nudge*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Sadly this was just the guy who comes to me for help with his maths lectures
Not as easy an innuendo as the woman who phoned me up asking if I'd teach her daughter biology.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)
You teach magic?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)
If I could teach magic I'd make some fucking money appear, dear boy
Sadly I am reduced to teaching the more mundane topics of maths and IT.

So you know, at least I know enough to work out how little I've got and plot it on a graph in Excel.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)
You are Paul Daniels sweary cousin AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
"That's just fucking magic!"
FTW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
alright BGB?
You into vintage house music?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Hell yeah!
I'm kind of vintage myself : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)
check the link below
www.ralphlawson.co.uk/blog/2011/11/22/themusicfactory-years-1991-94.html
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Nice! : ) Takes me back a bit.
Just started getting into dance around that time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)
There are more to come from Mr Lawson.
Basics has just turned twenty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
At some point I'm going to dig out all the old tunes on cassette and re-listen.
I've only got a cassette player in my car.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Oh man, I've just had a bunch of EDL post on my public wall posts, their tech man called me a funny cunt so I donno if that's good or not, there was nothing voilent or in my inbox, but I blocked them straight away.
Can someone who _isn't_ in on my facebook inbox me, I want to make sure they can't see any private information.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
You're the computer whizz kid. Why are you asking us?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
It's the equivlient of asking someone if you look good from behind ,)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
You can "View as..." from your Edit Profile page and view it as the public would see it.
BOOM COMPUTER WHIZZ KID YEAH
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Cheers man, that's perfect.
The only thing they can see though is my 'map', which doesn't have enough stuff to say I'm there reguarly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Alternate answer:
Awwwww gonz, you ARE a funny cunt.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
=D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Can I view you as a public profile if I log out given we are connected on FB?
Or will cookies fuck this up?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Nah', don't worry, it's sorted, thanks though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I would chief but I don't know your real name :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)
his real name is gonzo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Evening hon!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)
evenin'!
knackered - but I think I blame a combination of work and only eating dust-shakes and pasta. Lame. Got a friend coming over in a bit to discuss steam-punk wear. Things are OK.

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Tired but fine.
If I was twenty years younger I'd totally do the steam punk thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
It's sorted now, thanks everyone.
www.facebook.com/mrpsilver if anyone from here wants an add =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)
replying to make you popular here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)
SEXY BEARD MAN

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
You or some random bloke?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
IVEGOTABEARDONINMYPaNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
GET IN RORY!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Me, apparently!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Well hello there ; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
*purrs*
Please hold, I've got a badger on the other line.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
pretty sure you shouldn't be fishing for badgers without a licence

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I've never had to fish for this one.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
that sounds well wrong, are you fucken the mighty badger?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Different badger.
And no.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
probably best, they carry TB

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
never really understood why its called TB tho
tuberculosis should be TC no?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
It's short for tubercle bacillus.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
yeah so whys it called TB?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)
*bangs your head against your keyboard a few times*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
well thats not very helpful, i'm gonna put you on the list of people who won't help others

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Right at the top, with a big enthusiastic biro cross next to it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
see profile for details

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Can I add a comment?
"Fucking result!"
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
sorry no you can't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)
In case anyone cares
I'm back from the pub. We won nothing on the quiz machine.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Missed you bbz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I'm reading a book at the moment
With an incidental character called Geoff Dixon the Pigfucker.

Coincidence or magic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)
coincagic!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Didn't realise The hungry Cattepillar covered such matters.
Yes I know I have that is spelt incorrectly
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
spelled

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
OH LORD THE IRONY SPOONS

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Well yes, I say "I'm reading..."
But obviously it's a book made of cloth and felt that my mum is reading to me.

About a man who fucks pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Hugh Fearnly Whittingsall is really running out of ideas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I'm watching BBC and getting angry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)
why cos of the wolf eating the bull?
or is don't tell the bride on and you REALLY don't like those shoes?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I thought you mostly came out during the day, mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)
i found a computer in the day room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
what you up to QO?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
i was watching frozen planet now i'm watching that money thing, margate is such a shithole
you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
oh art is integral to all our lives
fuck off fucken prcik no it fucken not fuck you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
You need to have this conversation with Wormulus
He is the Brian Sewell of /ot
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
FUCK ART

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Quentin, I mostly agree mate
I hate the pretentiousness of it all. I can appreciate if something looks nice or whatever, but unmade beds and sheep chopped in half are just a bit menkle for my tastes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
i got no problem with art, but it shouldn't cost money, to me or the public in general
if your doing an art you should be doing it for free out of your love for the art and not for the money you'll get for the art
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
That's what I'm watching thats making me angry
the footage of Gorden Brown turning the winter fuel allowance from £20 per year to more than £200 showed Labour's vote buying policy in all it's irresponsible light
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)
i missed that bit, a wolf was eating a bison

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)
oh man, I love Bison bars, much better than clubs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I prefer wine bars to clubs myself
But then, I'm getting raffish in my old age.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
dunno what this is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I wondered why I'd never encountered this one before
Being exclusively nocturnal, that explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
oh hey you, i hope i'm not gonna let you down

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Everyone starts at the bottom and works up in my estimation
You're on the first rung.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)
oh good, i'd hate for you to be disappointed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)
STOP THE INTERNET
QO has won
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
That was an open goal for him, though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)
i laid the breadcrumbs man, i laid the breadcrumbs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Evening all
I've just finished what turned out to be a "fucking shit" day at work. I have Leffe and Grand Designs now though, so things are looking up. If I can raid some Haribo from the kids sweets then I will call today a draw and start again tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Leffe blonde or brunne?
Either way, with haribo and GD it's a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I saw a man walking down the street rifling through a big bag of Haribo earlier while driving through town.
My brain went "You big fucking bloater!"
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Or possibly "kiddy-catcher"?
Either way it's all wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
titting bollocks
I got a message on my answerphone to call the estate agents. I think they are going to tell me I can't have the house because I've taken so long over the mortgage because of stupid proof of ID nonsense. Is this likely?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
They should be aware of your position.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
No
They might be questioning the delay but if the offer has been accepted it can't be rescinded by them without your knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Evening TD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Geoff Dixon Pigfucker!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Dixon of Pig Green!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Geoff Dixon Pigfucker's pig gets chucked off a 13th floor balcony
I read some odd stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
but they might be calling to rescind the offer, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
No
They might be making the first tentative enquiries but you have a contract which can't be revoked by a phone call.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
OK, phew, thank you
I was being all worried about it. I just want to move now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
We all await the invite to your house warming.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Believe me, you'll be the least of their problems
It'll be a general "what are you up to?" enquiry.

If they know there's finance in place they'll not be too worried. Unless your ID problems are that you're actually a Latvian alky living under a bridge, in which case we might need a re-think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
The only person living under a bridge around here in Rory!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
moslty I live underground where all the cool
ex-dictators and international terrorists live
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Where are you my robot son, where are you, where are you.
Where are you my robot son, where are you, where are you.
I'm over here, I'm over here - behind the biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
that is some beautiful poetry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It's actually a song.
tindeck.com/listen/xrud
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)
brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I don't know why, but you post reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q

Probably not safe for work.... These days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Alright Jeff
azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/13199896881/teeniechoppa-xybutt-casually-sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Yeah! Amberl.
I hope you got my 'are you alive' text!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
nah mate, she's dead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
this is actually Quixote posting as her

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Shhh don't spoil the secret

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)
sorry, but after you killed all the others it's not much
of a secret any more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
They're not dead
they're just sleeping *does Buffalo Bill dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
In which case....
'Amberl, you really need a shave mate'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
'Fraid not Jeff
my phone bill came and went while I was ill so no texts got through
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Err, yeah, well, like I sent you a text EVERY half hour.
Sorry, I mean every 10 minutes.

I did text you once, honestly
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'll believe you :)
how've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Good thanks.
Planning a few days of crimbo shopping and a visit to the capital to do it in. So that is something to look forward to.

How are you doing? Fancy meeting for a pint at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)
That'll be nice
thanks to my Londonfail, I need to go as well at some point.

I'm much better thanks, nearly fully recovered. We definitely should, of cider unless you're still off the apples
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I'm still off the apples.
I'm planning on being in the capital for 'fun' somewhere between the 8th and 11th of December if you want to grab some ale!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
alright homosexuals?
These are the DOZ-facts:

I have a moustache
I have quit smoking again
I need some advice re. notice periods and how to get the most out of them
I have given my pet hamster, Hercules, a piece of mango which he is yet to eat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)
i always notice when shes on her period

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Oh Quentin, you are about as funny as Lenny Henry, Andy Parsons and Michael Macintyre going head to head.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
yeah well your about as funny as something which is even less funny than that!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)
So I'm about as funny as you?
LAWL AND SOS YOUR MUMS FACE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)
With Jeremy Clarkson providing the commentary

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Talk notice period.
What do you want to get?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)
My contractual period is two months.
But due to the situation at work (the two biggest contracts being lost), they are willing to let me go early, at the end of the year.

The holiday year, however, runs from January 1st to December 31st, which means that if I am employed on 1st January, I will have 25 days holiday, which is a month's pay on top of my final salary payment.

If I request January the 3rd as my last day (which would realistically mean my last actual day in the office would be something like the 28th), can they feasibly insist I go earlier so they don't have to pay the 25 days holiday pay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
No because you'll get pro-rata holidays
In other words if you have 24 days holiday you're entitled to 2 a month.

If you lerave at the end of January they'll owe you 2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Really?
But if I was employed there I could (potentially) take all 25 days off in a five week block. Which would mean taking holidays I hadn't accrued yet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)
So you'd owe them money for holidays you'd not earned.
That's the way it almost universally works.

If you leave on Jan 3rd they'll owe you about 45 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)
So go for ASAP then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
You may as well
Have you taken all of your 2011 holiday entitlement?

If so you'll owe THEM about 2 days if you leave before end of December.

Double check your contract, but I've never known a company that doesn't work like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I have half a day left.
I caned a load of annual leave on days off to go to interviews.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
What Jeff did say
Give us dates, required notice periods and aspirations.

Don't THINK of chucking a sickie to supplement it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I'm not thinking about a sickie.
My references have been accepted at my new place in Leeds, so all I need to do is hand in my notice. I have been told that they are willing to let me go earlier than my contractual notice permits (by a good 2/3 weeks), but I obviously want the grand for holiday pay.

Can they make me go earlier or refuse to pay me the holiday pay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)
See above
Think of it as a rolling entitlement.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Yes.
You earn 'holiday' over the course of a year. If you've got holiday outstanding you've not taken, they'll pay you. But you don't get 25 days on the 1st Jan.

Forget that, take a few days off over crimbo, start the new job ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
This I will do.
I've never actually given notice before, what do you put in the letter?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Be 'nice'
Dear 'whoever'

I hearby tender one/two/six months notice of my resignation, I have decided to take 'x' role with 'y' company as I feel my career ambitions will be achieveable there.

I wish yourself/team/company all the best for the future.

Based on my holiday entitlement of 'z' I understand my last working day will by 'zz' - please advise if my calculations are incorrect.

Love n hugs,

PD. AKA. Rap Master Ten Billion.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)
sorry bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)
hehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Keep it simple
No accusations, no recriminations

"please accept this letter as notice of my resignation..

Mention that you'd like to leave as soon as operationally possible

And add a thank you for giving you the opportunities etc.

They may not have done but your letter will go to an HR person whom you have no antipathy towards and NEVER burn bridges.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)
We have no HR person.
Well, there's the milfy PA who has HR responsibilities, but she's nowhere near MCIPD.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
That's who it will sit with then
Follow my/Jeff's layout and be civil, even though you might not want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Innit
Even though the miserable cunt has blanked me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Sorry Jeffles.
I was just scouring youtube for a suitable tune to link you to.

Nae luck though. There's that Arab Strap one which mentions a dead dog, of that's any good for you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)
It takes time and effort to grow a moustache you know.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)
in my experience hamsters prefer banana
but only in very tiny amounts (I had a hamster who got very melodramatic if she got banana in her whiskers)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)
He doesn't like banana.
His favourite is cheddar cheese and boiled potato.

He is meh about tomatoes, he just eats the seeds part and leaves the rest to dry out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I didn't think they were meant to eat tomatoes
and I never fed mine potato or cheese. One was obsessed with water biscuits, another with monkey nuts (mostly for the challenge, I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Tomatoes are fine apparently
And he loves potato and cheese, so I will continue to give them to him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
this seems reasonable
I don't have hamsters any more to see if they'd like cheese and potato. I wonder if guinea pigs like it? Although to be honest, HIggs is already the size of a house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like banana.

Not relevant but it just popped into my head.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)
i shall try and use this line
tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
It's a good line for you, because you do arrers, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
and time travel

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
And naughty things with bananas, I'll be bound.
I most slip "I'll be bound" into conversation more, it has a nice archaic ring.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I don't think a banana would be up to it
to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Are you TGB in disguise?
*proffers marrow*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
it's durability *I'm* after

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Ah ha!
* proffers frozen banana with "Jenuwine Twylite Dildo" written on the side in Biro*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)
needs more sparkles

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
*Sprays Banana with Christmastime glitter*
*re-proffers*

no pleasing some people.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
perfect.
OK, back later...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
you'll be in your bunk?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)
yeah, that's it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Oh, and it6 has it's own WIkipedia page
which is fun if you like that kind of thing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_flies_like_an_arrow;_fruit_flies_like_a_banana
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

1) shave it you bumder
2) well done
3) red patches
4) This also happened with the real Hercules, though with an apple
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Hello Zomberl
Good to see you back. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

1) it is for Movember
2) I love smoking
3) I have my red wings
4) Sometimes I address him as Heracles and he looks a bit confused.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I used to have a moustache
But I got accused of looking like this geezer:

www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mike+harding&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=618&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=MWE4d4rpBeeHGM:&imgrefurl=http://www.chartstats.com/release.php%3Frelease%3D38402&docid=e_L-7N9tf0skOM&imgurl=http://www.chartstats.com/images/thumbs/300/26403.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=-3DNTuGlIIyz8QP-2pXZDw&zoom=1

So I shaved it off.

And I smoke like a chimbley.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I suit mine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I bet you do, you handsome bugger.
Go on, give us a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)
You want me to post a picture of my bewhiskered face on B3ta?
are you lentil mental?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Oh come on, we've all done it.
I'd suggest doing it via face book, but I assume that you, like Monty View it as too Plebeian for your good self.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Not at all.
I am on there but I have a strict 'no B3tans' policy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Ahh, well, mine is rather the reverse.
Pretty much only B3tans. It's OK, I'll try not to be insulted. *sniff sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
When have I ever insulted you, you tremendous flid?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Constantly, you cruel beast!
You you know all I want is to please you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Then quit liking ICP.
That's all that will make me happy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Sorry DOze.
I can never give up being 'down with the clowns', nor forsake my Jugalo brethren, even for you. It this means we a doomed never to be together, so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
More like clowns with Downs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
*genuine chuckle*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Maybe you should send this link to Shaggy 2 Dope
www.howmagnetswork.com/
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I'll do just that.
He's my facebook buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)

dd nn
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Isn't Jeff another Facebook holdout?
I certainly am.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I think so, yes.
I have an account just for b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I have a Facebook account
But I've not logged into it in about 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Good man, keep it up.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I'm sure my 157zillion friends will cope.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I have one in somebody elses' name
If anyone wants to contact me they know where I am.

I don't wish to know that a dullard I worked with 20 years ago has just been to the bog and done 3 big and 2 small turds, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Quite.
Although it is possible to use it for it's intended purpose too. just don't friend Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)
But that's it though.
You don't have to accept the friend requests and you can set up your account so that you only see updates from friends rather than everyone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)
This^
and as I only ever friend actuall friends, and as my friends are not retards...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I have found it highly enjoyable to reject people.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:58, Reply)
And on facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)
OH LAWL
And yes, occasionally on facebook.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I think that most of my friends share my antipathy
I don't feel that there's a layer of communication missing from my life. Let's put it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:57, Reply)
sounds fair.
I don't think it's a good thing per se, but it's not always as shit as it can be
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:59, Reply)
You might have worded that a little better
That reads, to me, like "you get some good days when you're dying of cancer."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:02, Reply)
that's a lot of turds in one go

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)
depends how long you've been saving it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:59, Reply)
High fibre diet
Maybe I ought to go on farcebook to enumerate my bowel movements.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)
There are far worse things to look like.
I was described s young Wilf Lunn once, tickles me immensely. ALthough I'd prefer Viv Stanshall
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Aight Dozer?
I bet it's not as good as mine.
So have I, just to annoy the people who find it hard.
Piss about and enjoy it.
Mango, more like mingo, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
OMG GEORGE MICHAEL HAS AIDS!!11!!!!!1111!!!1
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15862776
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)
In other news:
Pope: Catholic
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Oh my God! He Killed KENNY!
*You Bastard!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Just to say, I thought that comment was quite witty.
Even if I do say so myself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
hey jeffers.
Life?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
'Tis alright.
A few small issues to resolve! I dropped 'going for a pint' in the calendar if you're around.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I'm signed up.
Any ideas on area/venue?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Nah. I'm being distant on purpose.
It reduces the deacon factor.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Cool.
Come to New cross, that'll scare the buggers off, except STunned, he lives 'round the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Pneumonia officially
I didn't know that pneumonia was anally transmitted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
'Pneumonia' is a euphemism for 'bad AIDS'.
As any fule kno.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
It's come as relief to me
I don't have pneumonia, just a heavy cold.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)
only with frozen bananas

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

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