I hate that man.
And describing him as such does a massive disservice to men.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I find it genuinely upsetting that Ms Foxtrot thinks he's funny
as it somewhat prevents me from decrying him as a purveyor of stupid humour for stupid people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I actually stopped seeing a woman
because she thought Jenny Eclair was funny.

I started disliking her as much as I dislike our Jenny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You dated a mong?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

EXACTLY.
I thought, if she likes this and is going out with me, she must be a fucking idiot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Meh, I was about to say, you can't let a little thing like that stand in the way.
But it is Jenny Eclair, so I see your point.

My missus, despite being otherwise perfectly sane, seems to have a sneaky addiction to America/Australia's Biggest Loser. I can't explain it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooo.
My Mrs watches the Next Top Model gash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

If you actually got to see their gash it might be worth watching.
"and the next challenge, show your clopper to Tyra"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Mmmmm. Tyra.
I'd do five years for Tyra.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot likes all kind of shite
Made In Chelsea, Don't Tell The Bride, anything involving home restoration or renovation, especially stuff with a "before and after" at the end like Grand Designs. I think she's trying to lower her IQ to my level.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

If she went anywhere near Made in Chelsea it would be grounds for divorce.
And I can't afford another one, so fingers crossed, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Second series has just finished
So you can let her have the remote for a few weeks at least
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You shouldn't know that!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

No. I should not.
However I tend to make myself familiar with stuff that she enjoys. Being highly sweet and considerate are my way of compensating for my deficiencies in the much-vaunted fields of looks, confidence, charm and personality.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Virgin has about 500 channels
it'll be on somewhere.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

That's just silly
Maybe if she had less channels she'd get some
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

that's astoundingly poor
but I still roffled.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)