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Good morning internet.If you could remove one well known person from this planet who would it be and why?
Alt: Name one person you really admire and why.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:15,
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He is a fat tongued mockney twat.But Greg Wallace is more deserving of removal. Smug. No talent (he can't cook). Overly opinionated.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:20,
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I got your emailLast night, glad my comments were useful.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:23,
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Ian HollowayAlt; Blousie. She rocks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:17,
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Good thanks.Coming out for a pint in Dec?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:56,
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My grandmother. She's evil and she's had a good innings. Time to go now.I admire you. You seemed to have achieved quite a bit regardless of the fact your parents were cunts.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:28,
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You're the most successful alcoholic lolmental unemployed person on this board that's for sure.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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You forgot short, grey haired and permanently angry. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:49,
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Fucking hell it's Mr Snidey popping up with his snideyness again, you're *this* close to being reported to the mods(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54,
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Luckily you can't see my comments.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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I only bang the ignore drum for the drama I'm afraidOnce I go through my deep breathing excercises and popped a couple lorazepam I've calmed down enough to return to the internet.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:59,
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It is a stressful place(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:01,
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Ricky GervaisThe world needs fewer smug unfunny cunts. So, let's start at the top.
Alt: I dislike pandering, but there are a few people here worthy of admiration.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:28,
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It would do away with Steven Merchant too.They come as a package.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:03,
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How well-known is Quentin?If not him, Noel & Liam Gallagher's mother, assuming I'm allowed to travel back in time and erase them from existence retroactively.
Alt: Bono
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I dreamt about you last night : )We were in some sort of dancing act and very nearly got jiggy with it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:37,
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*looks over shoulder, expecting to see Monty*Me? Really?
...was I good?
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Haha!Like I said, we nearly got jiggy with it. A friend of yours appeared and caught us about to retire to my hotel room. This kind of thing always happens in my dreams : (
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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BirdWhat has the world come to when you can't get laid in your own dreams?
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I fucking know.I'd love to know what Freud has to say about this.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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Ask him next time you are in bed togther(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:02,
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No friend of mine would cock-block meWho was it? I'll send the boys round
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I think your girlfriend was milling about somewhere too.(
girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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Why on earth do you admire that tax-avoiding pious paddy wanker?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:40,
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I don't, obviouslyWas just struggling to think of someone I do admire that wouldn't draw epic abuse. So I went for the other end of the scale
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* cancels Darth's mental health evaluation *(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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How about a short course of ECT?Could probably squeeze that in in your lunch hour.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:45,
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Despite its poor reputation (largely due to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest), it is actually quite an effective treatment.Carrie Fisher apparently regularly volunteers for it.
*lures in nerd with sci-fi connection*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:50,
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Very well playedI will need slightly more detail than that though. Like how much it hurts
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Pain is transientYou won't remember a thing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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Let's just say that you will wake up from it as a new man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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I run a company called Dignitas electrical, I'd happily wire you up for free.You just need to sign a disclaimer.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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Do you have any cash or assets to leave me?I exclude your fried body from this.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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IIRC I think Lou Reed was "treated" with ECT as a young man to cure his gayness.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54,
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:59,
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You could end up in a straitjacket, in a padded cell, with a rubber stick between your teeth. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54,
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Only one?I'm not sure that would be sufficient to effect the changes I need to make. Nothing short of a major cull would bring my masterplan to fruition.
Alt: I can't think of anyone worthy of my admiration on this little sleep.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:40,
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JordanPeople either aspire to be her, or can't stand her. Either way, it'd improve the quality of life for both, as the fuckwits wouldn't base their life around a fucking model, and the rest of us would be content that she was gone.
Alt: My Dad. He managed to give us a good upbringing, fed, clothed, etc, all whilst working his backside off so we could afford to do the above.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:40,
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Morning fellaFucking hell, I've not had any caffiene in 5 days, this is just not fun.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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The only caffeine available here is teaAnd it's too damn hot to drink tea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:50,
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Because people in hot places never drink tea. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:53,
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If I'm already far too warm, it just makes me uncomfortably hot(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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Is this rapper your latest sexual fantasy?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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Iced tea is gorgeous.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:10,
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That's your opinion and I respect that, even though you're appallingly wrong.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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You live in Leeds, your opinion counts for nowt.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:20,
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^^ This(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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I'd remove the person who invented hangoversCunt. Leffe is too nice not to drink more and this is directly resulting in "AYAAAAAHHHHH!" this morning
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Jane Tomlinson. I'd hope I was brave enough to do what she did.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:01,
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Actually I have a quick questionDoes anyone know of any cheap and decent hotels round Covent Garden area? My step-daughter is off to London for her office party and is looking to stay round there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:02,
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Have you heard of this?www.tripadvisor.co.uk
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:03,
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It was more personal recommendations I was after(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:04,
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I doubt there is anywhere cheap around theremaybe try South of the river around Waterloo, it's only a 20 walk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:07,
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When we were in London we stayed at the Travelodge in Covent GardenIt's not massively cheap but OK by London standards I think. Nothing spectacular about it but the location is ideal
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Travelodge have a £12 room sale that started todayIt's for rooms booked for between 1st Dec to 31st Jan.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:19,
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The Tune Hotel atLambeth North is cheap and cheerful.
Failing that, there's actually some fairly good value B&Bs on the Kennington Road.
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Cheers allI'll pass them on to her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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Sorry, I should mention thatthere are not many hotels around Covent Garden that will be empty and cheap at this time of year. If central is necessary, try a little bit further out (Bloomsbury, Russell Square, Clerkenwell etc).
The Tune Hotel at Lambeth is 10 minutes from Westminster on foot and just behind Waterloo Station.
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Morning to all witless flidsI would remove Murdock, i'm very much enjoying the "press ethics trial" currently going on so it seems topical.
Alt: Quentin - his total and unrelenting dedication to fuckwittery is an inspiration
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:05,
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Who would fly the planes or helicopters then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:06,
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Simon Cowell - horrible, horrible manWho do I admire? Nick Cave. I'm a unashamed fanboy of pretty much everything he's turned his hand to.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:08,
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Cowell?He's a cunt on so many levels. He would be even worse if the deluded cretins that he exploits didn't completely deserve it.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:11,
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This years X-factor crop are actually quite talented(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:21,
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Meh, don't watch it these days at all.Only ever watched under duress because of housemates really.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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i have the same problem with the turd on the bathroom floor(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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brown, smelly and with unaccounted for sweetcorn on them?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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Er... are they?Misha and Marcus aside, I'm going to have to ask you to show your working
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If you start talking about the X Factor then I am going to have to go and do some work.
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We didn't sit in the seats or watch any footba!!!!!Nearly £600 worth of tickets!
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StrugglingOr is there no internet access in your sex dungeon?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:35,
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tbh it was just some really lazy trollingi think they're all cunts really, at least that fat faced scouser has been binned.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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I would remove Joss Whedon. No particular reasonthough I'm not overly fond of him, more just to watch the lolfury.
Alt: One of my old tutors, most erudite person I know, jacked in decades of being a professor to set up a charity in the near East, and left me all his books.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:11,
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My god the internet would EXPLODESo, watched the first episode of Supernatural series 4 last night. I have many, many questions to reatrain myself from asking you.
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Exactly. It would be fun to watch the Firefly fans crumbleOoh what questions? Also gayest line ever: I gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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You'll have to see the accompanying look(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111one1!(
Peej, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:50,
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i would remove amberl cos shes startin to smell a bitI really admire battered and think he's a stand up cool guy that i'd love to get to know better and be pals with
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S____L____O____W on here...what's better slow than fast?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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A good shit(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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YES, needs an almanac or other useless book to read(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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I've been reading Game of Thrones on the throne, as it were. (
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:38,
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*applauds*(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:40,
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I hate that man. And describing him as such does a massive disservice to men.
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I find it genuinely upsetting that Ms Foxtrot thinks he's funnyas it somewhat prevents me from decrying him as a purveyor of stupid humour for stupid people
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I actually stopped seeing a womanbecause she thought Jenny Eclair was funny.
I started disliking her as much as I dislike our Jenny.
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EXACTLY. I thought, if she likes this and is going out with me, she must be a fucking idiot.
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Meh, I was about to say, you can't let a little thing like that stand in the way.But it is Jenny Eclair, so I see your point.
My missus, despite being otherwise perfectly sane, seems to have a sneaky addiction to America/Australia's Biggest Loser. I can't explain it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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If you actually got to see their gash it might be worth watching."and the next challenge, show your clopper to Tyra"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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Ms Foxtrot likes all kind of shiteMade In Chelsea, Don't Tell The Bride, anything involving home restoration or renovation, especially stuff with a "before and after" at the end like Grand Designs. I think she's trying to lower her IQ to my level.
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If she went anywhere near Made in Chelsea it would be grounds for divorce.And I can't afford another one, so fingers crossed, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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Second series has just finishedSo you can let her have the remote for a few weeks at least
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No. I should not.However I tend to make myself familiar with stuff that she enjoys. Being highly sweet and considerate are my way of compensating for my deficiencies in the much-vaunted fields of looks, confidence, charm and personality.
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Virgin has about 500 channelsit'll be on somewhere.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:18,
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that's astoundingly poorbut I still roffled.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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Not alwaysThe quicker you finish, the less chance of them waking up
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Rebekah Wade/BrooksI think you'll find I have no need to explain why.
Alt: Oppenheimer for his struggle as a persecuted scientist. Primo Levi, because, fuck, well, I think you'll find I have no need to explain why.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Keep meaning to get around to reading Primo Levi.Think I need to build myself to something that harrowing.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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It's actually kind of uplifting.I mean, it's fucking awful, but the way he deals with it gives you a little faith in humanity. Like being offered some ice after being repeatedly kicked in the balls. Or something. Anyway, definitely read Se questo è un uomo.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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I think I'll start with If This is a Man ;)(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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Haha, yeah. I'm only being a ponce because my ex introduced me to it and she had them all in ItalianDid you know they called it "Survival in Auschwitz" in the US? because, obviously, meerkans won't read something unless the title tells them exactly what it fucking is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:56,
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Fuck knows what Ullysses is called over there then.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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Very good.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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Start with the periodic table.A bit strange, but you get used to his style.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:58,
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how about this twat?proof as to why there should be no free funding for all students...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:50,
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Saw that earlier, it's both brilliant and worrying.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:53,
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It's not the student - they're frequently fucktardsit's the hall staff who called the fire brigade. It's a fucking drying rack. Bend it. Pop it apart. A chimp could do it blindfolded in 30 seconds. I fucking hope the Fire Brigade charge them the £1000 per engine they fine for a false callout.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:59,
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you do not fall off a bed and get stuck in an embrace with a clothes horsethere was some kinky sex game going on there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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While she was wearing a dressing gown and fluffy slippersWell kinky.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:03,
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This proves without doubtthe level of intelligence of some ex-FE college students and staff, frankly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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wouldand even i'm not sure if i mean rachelswipe or the student here, they're both much of a likeness
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Hahahahahahaha that's hilarious"University of Derby" indeed. That sounds like a synonym for "graveyard of ambition"
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How much money was wasted on this moron? A firecrew with cutting equipment and an ambulance.
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A spoon would have done.an ambulance? really? I missed that bit. Tools
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:03,
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From a clothes horse?Fucking hell, let her die. The gene pool needs a hefty dose of chlorine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:06,
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mehnice guy, was not up for snogging him. mostly because he had a very nasal voice and i kept imagining what it would sound like at the vinegars.
the problem is that he would be a GREAT work contact. but i can't think how to do that without looking like an icecold corporate whore.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:13,
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be an icecold corporate whore, then.That's still at least one rung up the moral ladder from lawyer...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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and to think i was so nice about youwhen you got described as "the bald guy in the pink socks"
:(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:22,
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I know, I'm a cruel, cruel man.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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i do like it when you treat me mean, though*drops pencil*
*bends and snaps*
(i am not referring to the pencil, for the avoidance of doubt)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:26,
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I had, rest assured, succesfully avoided any doubt...(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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shame the success didn't apply to your spelling, eh?oh come on, i almost never get to mock you for that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:59,
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I was distracted.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:09,
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everybody dies alone you prickit's not exactly an experience you share
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:21,
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oh ok you'll grow old and decrepit alone and die of the winter covered in a tartan shawl and varicose veinsk?
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hand crafted cashmere rugand as if a varicose vein would dare pop out on my killer legs.
don't judge me by the women you serve milkshakes to, burgerboy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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protest all you want, i'm a homosexual from the future, I'm the will to your Grace in 2064, i know for a fact that you die alonesoz
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Although, if you hold hands and you're carrying enough explosiveyou can get pretty close to sharing...
It's when you get to heaven and discover all the promised virgins are needy fat internet pricks that it all goes wrong...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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maybe quentin could try it and tell us all about italthough he'd have to hold greasy burger-juiced hands with himself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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mr gaylord spasticburger king
liverpool one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:58,
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I love everybody todayEspecially Noel. He's my favourite
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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Does he get a free drink at Club Cloppicana?And good morning :)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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Yes he doesBut only one.
HEY PICKLEFACE
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:55,
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Does it come with an umbrella in it?HIYA!!
Grinning away this morning. I was sat on the train and there was this toddle jabbering away. A bloke sat down opposite the kid and his dad and the kid broke off mid-sentence and screamed, "HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!" in this guy's face at the top of his voice.
It's the little things that get me through the day.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:57,
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Did the guy shout back?Apparently when kids do it it's funny, but when adults do it it's child abuse
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:59,
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He should have, that would have been incredible.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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*dips you in acid*Hmm what does melty mean?
I'M JOKING IT'S ONLY SHERBERT WATER!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:55,
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Lots of soppy reasonsOh and I get to see Wooks later so WOOT
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:01,
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Isn't everyone on your list?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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no only noeleveryone else is alright, but he got personal, hurt me deep, couldn't take it so had to put him on the list
still feeling pretty bruised about it all
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Oh man I didn't realise thatI'll give him a slap next time I see him
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:11,
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don't hurt him physically, i want you to slap him where it really hurtsin his SOUL
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I'll tell him his beard looks stupid.(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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I know you don't mean that Rory(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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This whole thing (which uber twat Legless started) of putting a post on QOTW slagging off other posters is getting tiresome.If somebody dislikes someone they should shut up and put them on ignore. End of.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:35,
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I swearI feel my support for the likes of AB and Shambolic and (whisper it or else he'll come running) Rory growing exponentially with every post of that kind that gets made.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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Why is it always my favourite qotw correspondents that get all the hate?Is this an indictment on me or the moaners?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:06,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/amazingprojects/post1444319
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:46,
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Do they have to be well known?Because after this morning I'd quite happily remove whoever is responsible for signal maintenance on the C2C line into Fenchurch Street. 90 fucking minutes I was on that train not moving.
Alt: Barry Cryer. I've always liked him, but having seen him on Would I Lie To You? last week he showed up the majority of today's comedians for the unfunny, cynical (yes, I appreciate I am throwing rocks in a glass house calling other people cynical) hacks that they are.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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Near WaterlooRight by The London Eye, so it's lovely round here apart from the hideous building I work in.
And the tourists, of course. They should fuck off back to where they came from, which I believe is Covent Garden.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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No, that's the other hideous building down this way.Although actually, I don't mind the Shell Building, although I know a lot of people do.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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I work right next to Fench. St. Stn. I saw a few people kicking off this morning and figured it must have been bad.
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It was pretty annoying.Although I've never understood people's need to get angry at the station staff over things like that.
Get angry at those cunts for never knowing anything about the tickets they sell instead.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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I have been known to have a moan. I congratulated one of the platform monkeys at Cannon St. the other day, for providing another day of world beating service. 30 mins from London Bridge to Cannon St.
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oh we all have a moan.I went through the open 'for people with pushchairs and luggage' gate on the way out and if the bloke had asked to check my ticket I'd have given him an earful.
But i had visions of the shouty, threatening, sweary Essex types constantly on the verge of tearing someone's head off when you said 'kicking off'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:07,
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No, you are correct. There was a load of shouty fackin' cahnts, in cheap suits. With a large bag of potatoes on each shoulder.
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Your question presupposes an invalid premiseThat being alive is a right that you can lose by being a cunt. I prefer to think of it as a privilege that people should have to meet a minimum standard to retain.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:42,
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Some of that made sense...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:45,
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I is on the phone innitAnd also working or trying to appear so.
That was pretty damn fatfingered though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:51,
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Put it this wayI thought it was nonsensical
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:53,
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I am mortifiedIt does leave me in the awkward position of being marked for death by my own criteria.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:04,
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Is that fried, scrambled, soft-boiled, hard-boiled, poached or devilled?Come on - the internet needs to know!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:04,
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Nick Clegg. I'm still pissed off that he tricked me into thinking things could change. It's my fault really. I should have known better.I really admire Spike Milligan, he was the best grandad I could've wished for.
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It is a great pity that not a gene of Spike's humour has entered your bloodline.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:19,
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I'm not upset.Why do you think I am? I'm just being insulting.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:31,
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I'm not a bully, just like to kick people when they're downs.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:41,
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