OH AND HOW WAS YOUR DATE??
i dint get any, sad to report
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

meh
nice guy, was not up for snogging him. mostly because he had a very nasal voice and i kept imagining what it would sound like at the vinegars.

the problem is that he would be a GREAT work contact. but i can't think how to do that without looking like an icecold corporate whore.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

be an icecold corporate whore, then.
That's still at least one rung up the moral ladder from lawyer...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

and to think i was so nice about you
when you got described as "the bald guy in the pink socks"

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I know, I'm a cruel, cruel man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

i do like it when you treat me mean, though
*drops pencil*

*bends and snaps*

(i am not referring to the pencil, for the avoidance of doubt)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I had, rest assured, succesfully avoided any doubt...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

shame the success didn't apply to your spelling, eh?
oh come on, i almost never get to mock you for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I was distracted.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

i feel sad for you now, doomed to die alone, mcbeal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

everybody dies alone you prick
it's not exactly an experience you share
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

oh ok you'll grow old and decrepit alone and die of the winter covered in a tartan shawl and varicose veins
k?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

with no kids and no husband
and your cats will eat you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

hand crafted cashmere rug
and as if a varicose vein would dare pop out on my killer legs.

don't judge me by the women you serve milkshakes to, burgerboy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

protest all you want, i'm a homosexual from the future, I'm the will to your Grace in 2064, i know for a fact that you die alone
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Although, if you hold hands and you're carrying enough explosive
you can get pretty close to sharing...

It's when you get to heaven and discover all the promised virgins are needy fat internet pricks that it all goes wrong...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

maybe quentin could try it and tell us all about it
although he'd have to hold greasy burger-juiced hands with himself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

i can't afford semtex :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

that
i would happily treat you to.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

cool, could you have it delivered to my work address? thx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

mr gaylord spastic
burger king
liverpool one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

yeah cheers and some soiled pants too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)