One dinner and straight in with brutal sodomy?
You slag!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dinner AND a movie
That's the Norfolk equivalent of a three-year vow of chastity during courtship
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Oh, come on
he went for the cinema too. That's practically two dates. Two and a half if you count the "listening to music and small talk"

If she's not up for her back doors being booted in by then, you're on a hiding to nothing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I think the beautiful way I described the date is worth a quick fumble at least

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It was definitely worth a couple of digits.
Not fist knuckle, just mid-finger knuckle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

fingers and tops, I'd say.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I reckon I could be balls deep by "Be My Twin"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I reckon you could be tractor deep, if you treat her like a princess.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)