I was busted by my mother aged 17 when porking a student doctor
She scratched massive red lines down my back mid coitus and next morning en-route to the bathroom my Mam asked where they had come from as I had no t-shirt on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Was she jealous?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

zing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Too fucking right she was
No fuck for me that evening, I can tell you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Hahahaha.
No bitty?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Not even a gash flash
Fucking nun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

your mum was 17 and scratched your back?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Well I had scratched hers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)