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These are serious charges brought against the defendant.
Charges that have been made many a time before in these boards. Often correctly.
However the standard defence for this situation has a large precident.
And so in defence of my client I will state for the record:
OMG DIS IS B3TA WTF I THOUGHT HE WAZ ALOUD 2 TALK ABOTU FUKIN KIDZ
STOP TAKIN THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY
UR UPSET
HE WAS LYING, 4 A JOKE
GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR
UR TROLLING GO BACK 2 /TALK
THEY'RE ALL VIRGINS ANYWAY
I'M GAZZIN ROB.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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MR CHOMP IS TO BE COMMENDED FOR HIS SERVICES TO THE COURT IN THIS MATTER
PROSECUTION COUNSEL PLEASE.
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INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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I am obliged your Honour.
The Prosecution would like to offer in evidence, exhibit one.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1445273
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WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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*peer over glasses*
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INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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The exhibit clearly shows that the Light in Chains boasted on an internet messageboard that he had
'gone at it' with a '15 year old'.
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WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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ANYTHING FURTHER MR WORMULUS
DO YOU INTEND TO CALL ANY WITNESSES?
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INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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Your Honour, No.
Prosecution Rests.
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WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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THEY'RE ALL YOURS MR CHOMP.
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INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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He was in the Vatican where he went to school,
the legal age of consent there is 12.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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I'm sorry Judge Judy, I think he's doing work and that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Ooh! Ooh! Call me!
I want to play
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Fine.
You can be a defence witness for Chompy, he'll XIC you.
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WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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Now I have to make something up about LiC
Something really, really childish. You know, so as to fit in.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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I think this has run its course.
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WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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You think?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
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INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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