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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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These are serious charges brought against the defendant.
Charges that have been made many a time before in these boards. Often correctly.
However the standard defence for this situation has a large precident.
And so in defence of my client I will state for the record:

OMG DIS IS B3TA WTF I THOUGHT HE WAZ ALOUD 2 TALK ABOTU FUKIN KIDZ
STOP TAKIN THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY
UR UPSET
HE WAS LYING, 4 A JOKE
GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR
UR TROLLING GO BACK 2 /TALK
THEY'RE ALL VIRGINS ANYWAY
I'M GAZZIN ROB.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
MR CHOMP IS TO BE COMMENDED FOR HIS SERVICES TO THE COURT IN THIS MATTER
PROSECUTION COUNSEL PLEASE.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I am obliged your Honour.
The Prosecution would like to offer in evidence, exhibit one.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1445273
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
*peer over glasses*

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
The exhibit clearly shows that the Light in Chains boasted on an internet messageboard that he had
'gone at it' with a '15 year old'.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
ANYTHING FURTHER MR WORMULUS
DO YOU INTEND TO CALL ANY WITNESSES?
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Your Honour, No.
Prosecution Rests.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
THEY'RE ALL YOURS MR CHOMP.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
He was in the Vatican where he went to school,
the legal age of consent there is 12.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I'm sorry Judge Judy, I think he's doing work and that.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Ooh! Ooh! Call me!
I want to play
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Fine.
You can be a defence witness for Chompy, he'll XIC you.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Now I have to make something up about LiC
Something really, really childish. You know, so as to fit in.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I think this has run its course.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)
You think?

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

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