Where has he gone?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sorry, I meant; "Where have I gone?"

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

He achieved the pinnacle of 100,000 talk posts, countless popular page entries, and found there was nothing left to do, no mountain to climb, no more bird to watch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I sort of don't want to ruin that lovely round post count number.
Mind you, I cheated really. The last 500 or so posts were shit posted in an old off-screen thread.
Slow connection you see. I can click post this message and before it moves on, add a letter and do it again. Takes seconds to run up a hundred posts.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Like this... I'll do five quickly here

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

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(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Exciting, isn't it.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

You haven't been here much, this counts as subthread of the week

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I think I have worms.
I can feel something tickly up my bum hole.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Examine your next stool carefully for tell tale unusual flecks, you can also stare at the used toilet paper for wriggles if that makes you feel better

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Have a shite and cut it in half
If both halves move, you have worms
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:30, Reply)

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(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Amen.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:05, Reply)