I have been thrown out of Browns.
This is either a high or low point of my life, I'm not sure which.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You were trying to save one of them form their wrong turning in life weren't you?
Just cos they show you their gash for £20 doesn't mean they want to marry you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

the reason is slightly more unpleasant.
I was with a female friend and we'd gone in for a laugh. It wasn't very funny. We were pissed and she started dancing, and the bouncer said (slightly jokily) "love, you can't dance unless you get on stage" to which she responded "i'd be happy to strip but I don't think the punters want to see my fanny mouse" or words to that effect. Bouncer turned out not to have a sense of humour, who'da thunk it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Were you physically thrown out or asked to leave?
If the former, which followed your karate-kicking three bouncers in the face with one fluid movement, and preceded you ram-raiding the club in a Honda Accord and driving off with several strippers, high point.

Latter, low point.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

see above.
I'm a lover not a fighter.

Well, I'm mostly a drinker, to be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Low point it is
Sorry Badger, I don't make the rules.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I don't care.
I was, bizarrely, covered in blood at the time - I had to keep my jacket buttoned up toi hide it - as I'd managed to glass myself earlier. A level of skill I think that it would take some effort to top.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes
That is indeed a salute-worthy level of skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)