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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't play football becasue I'm not a boorish oaf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

not a boorish oaf

a club-footed flid with no co-ordination
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Surely i'd be able to kick it harder in that case?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)
A fooking elephant could kick a ball hard
but I don't think one would get into the Premiership.

*Invites Emille Heskey quip*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Heskey can't kick a ball hard
at least, not in the correct direction.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

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