I might be performing a surprise house-inspection,
because I like nagging you and you can't be trusted I care.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I felt like I had swallowed a bowling ball this morning
too much kebab in my belly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Through a garden hose?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

No, that comment is more applicable to BGB or berk.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Why those two in particular?
And how do you know?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Because they are both dirty slags who like sucking people off.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Which brings me back to my second question

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You do read b3ta don't you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

There aren't as many pictures as I'd like, no

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Oh cool, fancy a bit of American or Japanese while you're at it? Is sunday good?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

hahaha
I was thinking I may go by Sunday to pick up my post and be all like OH HAI! Was I interupting your packing? Sorry I'll help! And by help I mean shout encouragement. Maybe I'll buy some pom poms

Give me a G! Give me an O! Give me an N! Give me a Z! iiiiiittttt'sssss goooooonz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Shouldn't it be
"Give me a G! Give me an N! Give me an Eplison! Give me a Q! What do you have? Fuck knows"

SOrry Gonz mate. I had to go there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I did almost spell out gozn

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)