My own pickiness is pissing me off. I'm trying to move, but I hate everything I'm seeing.
I've got three potentials lined up for tomorrow and I know I'm going to hate them all already just from the pictures the estate agencies have given me. I have a very specific list of requirements and so far only the one flat has met them all. Unfortunately, it also failed the criteria that I hadn't realised I was applying.

I am a ridiculous creature.

Alt: This morning I had chocolate for breakfast and last night I, like, totally made out with a fit girl.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did it have visible otters?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It was near a bella pasta

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

is that the place you get a roll with every order?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
Oh man I almost cracked a smile there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

It's hard to tell if you're smiling or not
as there is always food in front of your mouth
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

it lid
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Beggers can't be choosers

( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I like nosing around flats
I lucked out when I found mine though. I had to kill two other potential people to get it but totally worth it. And the police haven't caught me yet.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I find the whole thing exceptionally tedious.
The only place I actually really liked was too expensive and too incovenient. Fuck flats.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

The only thing my flat doesn't have is a garden/outdoor space.
Or a subway opposite.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

There's one place I'm interested in seeing tomorrow
but it's not available to move into until mid-January, which fails the "move by early December" criteria. It very probably also fails the "room for all my stuff" criteria.

Ballbags.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

No room for your ballbags?

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

They take up a lot of space.
I've been single for at least three months now.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Why are you moving from where you are now?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Because the commute is costing me way too much now.
Also, I want to start looking for work elsewhere and not in London. Reading looks promising, and I would prefer to not have another five years of 60 mile round trips every day.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)