Oh how very drole, I bet you're quite the hit at dinner parties.
Pip-pip.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My guest speaking turns are legendary.
By guest speaking I do, of course, mean shouting at waiters for getting my order wrong. By waiters, I mean Burger King Staff. And by Burger king, I mean McDonalds. Obviously.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Burger King wouldn't let someone as scruffy as you in.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

thats why he goes to mcdonals STUPIDO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

This is true. I'm a fucking hideous mess of a man.
In other news, yet another job opportunity has come up, this time as an employment adviser for Igneus, who have the contract for delivering the government's latest 'do this or we'll stop your fucking dole' initiative. In a strange quirk of coincidence, should I be successful I will be based in the same building that I started out my career in over 20 years ago.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

googles igneus
contact us page
send email telling them not hire you
masterbates
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)