Go to ASDA
Buy 'Extra Special pork shank in mustard sauce'
Stick in microwave
Enjoy

It actually tasted really nice considering it was a microwave thing. The meat was (originally) slow cooked so it just fell apart when you touched it. I don't want to saound too gonzy, but it was melt in the mouth-y and totally worth the £3.50 for two pieces.

*pats arse pocket*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am so disappointed.
i thought (to quote Gonz) you were a "chefologist"
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I am so far from a chefologist, it's not funny.
Also, I have just sent a rambling and uninteresting gaz. Sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Don't be daft. Will read and respond over the weekend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

*beams*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

It's alright, when we hook up, you only really need one in a relationship.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

As long as you enjoyed it, that's what counts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)