Hmm, I've not done any real epic lies.
I always one-up my abilities when it comes to getting jobs, but I'm extremely good at adapting and getting the hang of coding, so have always managed to brush up in moments. I've never lied about an actual language but I have done on frameworks and coding methordology/principles.

On that "Dug's Life" or whatever it's called TV Show, at least, that's where I think it was... anyway, when I was really young, someone said "I don't lie because then I have to remember what I said" and I generally keep with that... telling what's happened is natural, telling a lie is not, you have to think about it and remember it... you don't have to really remember the truth, you just know it.

I used to steal money from Dad's coin thing when I was little, a quid here, 50p there, never more than a fiver. That was the worst kind of thing, theift was, that I've done... because it was a trust thing, rather than the amount. Did that for a few years.

I've done a few white lies in my time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Oh, i can't do lies
I start grinning like an idiot. It also makes me a really bad card player.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Hah, sweet (as in adorable sweet, rather than 'ok' sweet that londoners use)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)