I find just having a decent guitar in my living room
but not bothering to know how to play it acheives the main effect, which is to make women think you are artistic and deep and therefore encourage them to remove their clothes with you, but without all the bother of actually having to learn how to play.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Have none of them asked you to serenade them?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

The drugs have usually kicked in before then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I suspect these women had already made their decision.
The guitar just helped them justify it as the right one.
I've been playing nearly all my life and it has contributed little to my success with women.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

you need more incapacitating drugs, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Tried that, but they've usually buggered off by the time I come round again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)