Lash it over to me if you want a second opinion.
B3th might be nice and say I helped her.

She probably won't though. The bitch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Make a comment about her breasts
that'll get a reaction if only a surprised one.

And cheers, it'll give you a good laugh at least
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Hell no.
What you lack in 'professional experience' you'll have other skills to draw out. Also, Battered is in the market place at the moment and might know of people looking for graduates.

Hmm. Based on what you said, I need to make a comment about b3ths tits so I have a good laugh..... b3ths tits smell of wee-wee.

heh heh heh.

You're right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:40, Reply)

I knew it would work
I'm sure she will now praise your C.V. checking skills to the skies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:51, Reply)

She'll probably forget.
In which case, I'll just remind her that she was shit at crazy golf. (Obviously, you let us all do better than you).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Naturally
I didn't want to bring tears to your eyes with the pure aceness of my minigolf skills
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:56, Reply)

I'm back from doing stuff, and I can confirm that Jeff is indeed ace at CV helpage.
Which is about all he's got going for him, the girly haired spazzer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:04, Reply)

HA! Well the joke is on YOU.
I've had a haircut.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:05, Reply)

So you've left your Bieber phase behind then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Yeap!
It's more like, err, I don't know. It's a lot shorter. Slightly spikey at the back, styled forward. It looks GREAT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:12, Reply)

AMBERL IS ALIVE???

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:43, Reply)

No thanks to you, you creepy wee beast.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:44, Reply)

oh what i ent done nothing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Can't bleev you mocked my jet-set lifestyle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Who is mockin' you Roots, and why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:46, Reply)

That Quentin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:04, Reply)

With good reason?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:05, Reply)

He doesn't realise library life is like Howard's Way sometimese

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Can we move over < that way?
My phone only has a small screen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Subs the words 'phone' and 'screen'
For 'husband' and 'cock'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:12, Reply)

How's you, our kid?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:05, Reply)

i'm jealous of fast lane library yuppos

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Pure jell

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:04, Reply)

weljel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint etc etc

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:49, Reply)

i'm not disappointed, i'm glad to see you and how are monty and that other person who done themselves in
did you say gary speed at the turnstiles on your way out?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Monty isn't dead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:59, Reply)

someone said he was in the other thread, not me
there was monty amberl and someone else, wasn't me wot said it soeoene else

someone even started a thread about it, not me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Yeah, like Amberl isn't dead either

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Unless he died of course since he last sent me a message.
Boy. Would I have egg on my face if that was the case.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:14, Reply)

If you were as mean to him as you have been to me
He's probably topped himself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:21, Reply)

But b3th.
You know, as well as I do, that it is me being fondly mean.

*hugs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:29, Reply)