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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm on a bus.My 'man about town' image is shattered.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:23,
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Is this more your thing?www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2q7mbbBmSc&feature=fvwrel
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What about this?www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwQT-r-lXWg&feature=related
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Nice but more chill out than giving it some welly on the dance floor.(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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To be honest a lot has changed since I went clubbing.I'd probably be happier with a more chilled vibe.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47,
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*Waves*Evening precious, how are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:37,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!I'm on my third bottle of Westons.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:37,
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Good Girl.I'll make a Bristolian out of you yet!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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I'm looking forward to my next venture down there.Going to do it right proper next time.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:44,
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We'll fix it up around a proper party weekend.You'll need medical attention by the end of it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:47,
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i'm skyving the pub quizin favour of warm millk and cookies and a nice bath.
Rock and fucking roll
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:35,
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fucking good cookies, though(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:37,
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Does your milkman ALWAYS deliver?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:38,
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no, I have to do it myself :((
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:40,
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Anyone seen Barry?Or is he on one of his regular sex tourism jaunts?
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Found one of my favorite DJ's from way back.www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkoBH68njQ
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:00,
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And to think...............the dj's from then are my age : )(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:07,
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Very much so.I just put on some Felix for old time's sake
www.youtube.com/watch?v=45QLGx6oOKc
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did we work out who it was in the end?what a shame about Gary Speed eh. How are you lot doing?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:53,
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A minute is all I can usually muster.LOL it's funny cause it sounds like I'm talking about sex.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:31,
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Well how bad are you then?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:17,
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You're a fucking pussy cat. You love it here you big fluff.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:25,
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i do, i love you most of all but i love other people here too, mostly hte birds but also quizote an superfly and agnostic and the others(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I bet it hurts when they say mean things.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:30,
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it always hurts me deep in my soul but i know they don't mean iti think most of them are coming round and before they know i'll be their king
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Just don't let yourself get trolled, it's an easy trap to fall into.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:33,
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i'm always falling for the trolls, they're like exotic russian prostitute double spysthey suck you in with the sexy wiles and then BAM married with a mortgage, no more cold war for you, mr bond
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Thinking of this:www.dailymotion.com/video/x1f9ff_anthrax-i-m-the-man_music
classic
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:31,
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Anthrax are rather camp.Which means you, Comrade Quixote de la Zouch, are a homosexualist.
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As a a row of tents dahling!*jazzhands*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:39,
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ARe anthrax playing?I hear they are well macho. I like macho men
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38,
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I doubt it.But I'm sure there'll be lots of macho men for you to oggle : )
If you're lucky I'll not shave either.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:39,
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I just had amazing ma's chicken soup with lockshan and kanadlach (I did the last two bits myself (noodles and then egg+powder).OH BOY
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:18,
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i wish you were jewish some time neared 1936-1945, somewhere near hamburg(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I'll tell you what, next time you're down for a bit of grub, I'll make that instead along with some other jewishy bits'n'bobs, a nice little platter.I'd love to learn how to make my Ma's Potato Cake (I don't mean ludkas), and some chrain (a horseraddish'n'beatroot condiment) and.... would you eat ox tounge or salt beef?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:31,
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Sorry! no.No red meat but any fish or chicken dishes. Got a fabulous jewish recipe book from around the world from tourettes.
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girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:38,
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That's cool ! I can do motzas/bagels with chopped (chicken) liver, egg'n'onion and Sweetend Chopped Herring (trust me, don't let the name put you off, it's lush).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:54,
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I used to get a lot of Jewish food as a kid.I love fried matzos for breakfast.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:32,
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Motzabri ? Kindda like eggy-bread but with motzas.I love them, every family does them differently, like my Dad's side had them hole almost like a squarish omlette with a motza in, where as my Ma's side broke them up into 1 inch squares, run them under the tap, and then mixed with egg and a good sprinkling of salt. Then served on a plate of sugar. I liked Ma's side way of doing it, but that's 'cus thats what I grew up on, I think.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:51,
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That's the one. Yeah, I'd have them where the matzo was broken into bits into the egg mix then fried.We didn't have them with sugar though.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:55,
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Cool, I'm pretty sure the sugar is traditional, but if you treat it like eggy bread, then you won't go wrong..... things like mayple syrup, bacon, sugar, cinamon, nutmeg....etc... all work well. Or you can have them how you've had them, savory.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:27,
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And lo it was quiet in /otand all the little boys and girls lay in their bed; jerking off to horse porn and hoping for a better day tomorrow when maybe, just maybe That Nice Girl/Boy From Accounts would smile at them.
Sleep tight /ot
non-sociopathic dreams.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:54,
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ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:55,
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*inserts ear-plugs**farts*
*rolls over*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:55,
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*inserts ear-plugs**farts*
*rolls over*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:01,
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Haha, I read that as that 'Never more' poem(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:27,
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I think he is quite funny(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:15,
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I think you have cracking tits (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:20,
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what a shit retort!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:21,
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I'm not really sure what I could have said in response to that(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:22,
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I think that would have been suitable, yes.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:24,
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I would have gone with "so do you" ZING(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:28,
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Oi! cunt, don't make me introduce you to the twins!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:33,
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ARE YOU CALLING ME BLOUSIE!HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! RIGHT I AM TEAM PERSONALITY HORSE FROM NOW ON
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:52,
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Cooooo eeeee(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:20,
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Err. Bob. B3th says you've got a set of cracking top bollocks.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:29,
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If you look ever so slightly up I made the same joke.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:31,
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you wish I was so you could seduce me.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:26,
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Bob ya big bender.How is the US of A treating you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:21,
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All good bro, into the final two weeks nowhave mega rich distant family over here who have a penthouse over looking soldier field (bears stadium)and am getting awesome marks for my teaching. How is life treating you?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:24,
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Spot on sunshine. Spot on.Have you imposed yourself on family who don't want to know you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:25,
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yup there balcony is terrifying(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:28,
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in their apartment, it's so fucking high. I was a little nervous.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:32,
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in America it's different...fuck
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:41,
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Seems you've been there before then.....For the last 3 years in fact! :-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:43,
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ha, touche sir(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:51,
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Welcome backhow was the bus? Do you feel suitably soiled?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:21,
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Shall I get Halfords to install wipers on the inside of your car.... YOU WINDOW LICKER.I'll bet you can't wait 'till the festive season. It'll be like Christmas for you, what with all that tinsel to eat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:28,
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I hear your coupons go right down to your knees.Sorry. That's your tits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:35,
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I had to go for a pint.Just to get the feeling of 'First Bus' off my skin.
I'm okay now thanks. How are you my dear?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:23,
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Tired but alright thanksand it'll take more than a pint to do that. Ten pints perhaps. What've you been up to?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:26,
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Err... I went to the pub after work, thus getting on the povvo bus. And thus going for another pint.One was enough! :-)
If you want to catch up when you get home from home, I can arrange a meet with one of my legal-eagle mates if you want to discuss your career. Might go nowhere, might lead somewhere. Who knows.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:27,
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Cheers Jeff for the thoughtand yeah will definitely take you up on that :) been filling out stuff all evening. Finally got a halfway decent C.V. (in terms of format rather than content obviously) knocked up.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:33,
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Lash it over to me if you want a second opinion.B3th might be nice and say I helped her.
She probably won't though. The bitch.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:34,
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Make a comment about her breaststhat'll get a reaction if only a surprised one.
And cheers, it'll give you a good laugh at least
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:38,
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Hell no.What you lack in 'professional experience' you'll have other skills to draw out. Also, Battered is in the market place at the moment and might know of people looking for graduates.
Hmm. Based on what you said, I need to make a comment about b3ths tits so I have a good laugh..... b3ths tits smell of wee-wee.
heh heh heh.
You're right.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:40,
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I knew it would workI'm sure she will now praise your C.V. checking skills to the skies
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:51,
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She'll probably forget.In which case, I'll just remind her that she was shit at crazy golf. (Obviously, you let us all do better than you).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:52,
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NaturallyI didn't want to bring tears to your eyes with the pure aceness of my minigolf skills
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:56,
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I'm back from doing stuff, and I can confirm that Jeff is indeed ace at CV helpage.Which is about all he's got going for him, the girly haired spazzer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:04,
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HA! Well the joke is on YOU.I've had a haircut.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:05,
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So you've left your Bieber phase behind then?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:06,
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Yeap!It's more like, err, I don't know. It's a lot shorter. Slightly spikey at the back, styled forward. It looks GREAT!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:12,
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Who is mockin' you Roots, and why?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:46,
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He doesn't realise library life is like Howard's Way sometimese(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:06,
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Can we move over < that way?My phone only has a small screen.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:08,
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Subs the words 'phone' and 'screen'For 'husband' and 'cock'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:12,
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Sorry to disappoint etc etc(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:49,
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i'm not disappointed, i'm glad to see you and how are monty and that other person who done themselves indid you say gary speed at the turnstiles on your way out?
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someone said he was in the other thread, not methere was monty amberl and someone else, wasn't me wot said it soeoene else
someone even started a thread about it, not me
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Unless he died of course since he last sent me a message.Boy. Would I have egg on my face if that was the case.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:14,
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If you were as mean to him as you have been to meHe's probably topped himself.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:21,
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But b3th.You know, as well as I do, that it is me being fondly mean.
*hugs*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:29,
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Alright.Ordered some more Mo Wax vinyl. Have a leaving date from my current work and expecting the contract for my new one in the next day or two.
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Sweet.It'll be a good Christmas for you then!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 23:46,
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That's not good I disapprove of this.
*disapproves*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:11,
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Had winez and paracetamolz and chilli.Goin sleep now
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:16,
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Nighty night,Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:16,
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Only the BOGIE MAN eats snot.You're fucked.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:19,
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What can be done for you, Roots?We need to get you all better before the weekend.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:20,
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Knickers.Now I'm off to bed. Night, you over-groomed freak.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:33,
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Oh that's days awayFirst three days are the worst
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:22,
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We can't afford for you, Amberl and Monty to die.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:27,
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