Can't wait to see your new chat-up lines mate
AA: Hi, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: *looks unimpressed*
AA: That's a smashing blouse.
Girl: *rolls eyes*
AA: You're very attractive.
Girl: ...cheers.
AA: I let a doctor at my cock with a knife recently.
Girl: TAKE ME HOME AND FUCK ME RAGGED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't think I've ever used a chat up line in my life (aside from the pisstake one my friend and I used at school)
Which is odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I certainly haven't
Wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Mind you, I haven't been single and in a position to chat anyone up for 14 years.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

NO, WITHERSPOON!!!111!!
Hang on, that's not right...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)