A friend of mine once pulled a lad, got him home, but before they did anything, he stopped her and said "There's something you should probably know, before we start", and proceeds to tell her he's not got a very big knob
She says he wasn't joking, it was very small, and turned her off pretty much immediately. However, she knew that if she declined after that, it'd be pretty gutting for him, so went for it anyway.

I'm torn between sympathy and hysteria everytime she tells this story.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This happened to me once but I was very drunk and pretended to fall asleep.......to my shame.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

That wouldn't have stopped me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So was she, I'm still shocked she didn't laugh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)