That's me in a nutshell actually.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

your preoccupation with nuts is whats landed you in this mess to begin with
were you parents accepting of your lifestyle choice or did they disapprove?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

When I bought the peanut farm
that's when the shit really hit the fan. By fan, I mean my cock.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)

i don't think your parents could live it down could they?
your dad must have felt like he'd failed as a man, and projected his disapointment onto your mother, who turned to the drink in order to cope with the burden

HAVEN'T YOU A CLUE THE TROUBLE YOU'VE CAUSED??
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

My parents don't know.
They think I'm straight. I keep bringing a faghag home every now and again to keep up pretences.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

you shouldn't hide your light under a bushel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I apologise for making the same incorrect assumption about your original post.
Soz.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)