The best I can do for you is to offer you my five step program for meeting people in real life:
1.People are drawn to honesty. Have nothing to hide. Be naked.

2.Go outside.

3.Choose someone to talk to. People on their own are best. Make sure you get very very close before you start talking to them.

4.Everybody wants to hear how sexually attractive they are. When introducing yourself to people tell them, on a scale of one to ten, how much you want to have sex with them and which position you would choose. If you feel it is necessary, offer constructive criticism.

5.Remember that many other people are also socially inept. They may appear to want to get away from you. This is not the case, they are merely shy. Pursue them with friendship until they are your best friend in the whole real wide world ever.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Surprisingly this has worked a couple of times.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)