upside down crucifiction i reckon.
then burning.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

not sure how i'd get the last nail in and set myself on fire, not sure you thought this through stunned
got any more bright ideas?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Rigged up nail gun
And a lit zippo held up by a piece of rope that is being burnt through by a candle, then the zippo falls into the puddle of petrol under you WHOOOOSH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

sounds like a considerable amount of quite intricate work
can't I just drop a fridge on my head or summat?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

How will you lift a fridge above your head?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

one of my helicopters

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

This is actually quite amusing.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

i love the reluctant appreciation i get here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I will nail you to the cross.
And as soon as you are ready will douse you in aviation fuel and set your face to burned.

It's what real mates are for.

Edit: Please, call me Barbara.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

alright barabra
not sure thats suicide tho, pretty sure you'll be doin hard time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

He'll be hard at the time alright

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

And chanting The Lord's Prayer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

hahahha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)