You're calling me cheap now?
Admittedly, for you I'd probably waive the non-refundable deposit, but you're still looking at being £6 out of pocket. £8 if you want conversation afterwards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

£6 it is then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

conversation to avoid the usual crying
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I cry during now
Extra lubrication
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

How do you get the tears to your arsehole?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Everything leads to my arsehole eventually
The Romans based their roads on my circulatory system
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

He's so ugly that when he cries the tears roll down his back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Why do you have to make it so personal?
*cries*

*down back*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

This image amuses me muchly

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm glad my hideous face is of use to someone

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

You're lucky Al and his mad photoshop skillz aren't here

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'd rather have had that luck in the face lottery

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)