haha your t-shirt is so witty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yes.
Because as well as meaning that Catherine is in love with William, it also means that Catherine likes being fucked.
It's a subtly, dry sort of wit that probably goes over most people's heads.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I found the newspaper article seriously disturbing though.
Are you actually married!?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

*Sigh*
Married. Two kids. Yes. OMG! Who would? Etc.
And no, I don't look like Adrian Edmundson; Carlton Mellick III looks like me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

You do a bit though...
Are your kids in your awesome band?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I look more like Carlton Mellick III though. Not that I mind looking like Adrian Edmundson in Bottom. Could be worse.
Funnily enough when I spoke to Carlton Mellick III about stealing my face one of the first questions he asked me was if I get told I look like Eddie Hitler all the time too.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You really do look like him
But with less awesome sideburns
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I used to have sideburns like that.
But then I grew up and stopped being that sort of twat.
I've asked him to get more famous so I can get a job as a looky-likey. In which case I'll grow them back.
I finished Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland at lunch today. I loved it. I think he's ace.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Is that the one with the coconut thing?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

No. My kids are not in my awesome band.
One is still a baby. The other one does like making musics with me sometimes though.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You look like Doctor Bunsen Honeydew.
If only TH looked like Beaker.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

TH just looks like me but more gormless and beardy.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Also with a stoop, like an old man.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

And always on a pogo stick.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)