theyre remodelling the house two doors over
And this morning ive mostly been singing along to the banging of the hammer "knock three times on the ceiling if you waaaaant meee" it's been fairly entertaining.
What do you do to entertain yourself?

Alt tell me asbout your bedding, how many pillows etc. i typically have 6 pillows
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:47, 163 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have a cicular water bed with 20 red silk cushions on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

sexeh!

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

That's me all over

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Actually I've seen your bed when you put a pic of little ape on here : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Hello you
I tried to find you on lamebook to say happy candle day yesterday, but you weren't there!

Did you celebrate it with the finest tea and cakes?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Hello!
I had wine : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

me my jizz


...all over the sheets
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Two pillows and a proper duvet
Can't stand sheets.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

So you just sleep on the bare matress?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)

No, not sheet sheets. Bedsheets. You know. Like in hotels and whatnot.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I stare out the window at home.
Four pillows and currently my winter duvet.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

just staring out the window seems incredibly depressing
No offence like, just something yu see people do in the movies when theyre being all reflective and shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Reflective people give me the fear...
Like that liquid metal guy in Terminator 2
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

this totally made me roffle
Did anyone else know hanson now has a new single out? ive only just discovered this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Ha, no I didn't know that!
Do they look like Slayer now?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)

they look like maroon 5 with weird haircuts and suits

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I have a park opposite my house with trees and squirrels.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Four pillows
But two are only for show - on the G/F's advice. I tried one of those tempurfoam pillows but didn't get on with it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I found the batter got EVERYWHERE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Yeah! you can't plump those memory foam pillows.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)

What the fuck is it with women and decorative pillows and cushions?
Having to dismantle some kind of soft-furnishings display piece every time I get into bed is shit, not to mention tripping over the bastards when you get up in the dark to piss.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:12, Reply)

They're mental, Noel.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Alt: Stripy flannel sheets, soooo cosy.
One duvet per person - that's how marriages are saved. My duvet is a wool one. Really nice.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

marriages additional unplanned pregnancies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That would require separate houses.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Just put the cat out at night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Six?!
I have two, although sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and chuck one out of the bed if I'm uncomfortable. Always amusing if you chuck it the wrong way and end up twatting your other half in the chops with it...
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)

yes ! 6!
Doesnt matter where you lay theres always a comfy pillow there! cant imagine sharing my pillows and bed with someone though...that might be difficult.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

We have 7 I guess...but only sleep with one each, the others are for show and propping up when reading

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I use one for snuggling, sad cunt that I am.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

The misses used to take a t-shirt of my away with her when she was
out of the country then she could snuggle that at night, shall i send you an old t-shirt?

No comedy ones I promise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ok : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

im not a snuggler
at least i dont think i am?
Never been given the opportunity.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

: (
I need my space
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I need my space too but after I've had a snuggle.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

i dont like to be touched

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:14, Reply)

In your special place?

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:14, Reply)

what about when you want someone to feed your pony?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I snuggle with the duvet.
Tuck it into my arms and roll over so I'm like a swiss roll. I think I was woken up last night as I'd wrapped myself in the whole thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:17, Reply)

*kidney punches*
It's bloody freezing woman!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I seem to remember it was a rather polite wake up.
He's too kind for his own good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:20, Reply)

HELLO LAMMY!
HOW ARE YOU?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

My two main hobbies are meditation and knife crime.
Part of the video for our 1994 single; Enigma Varicose Veins, had me curled up in a dog bed playing the Fork-esizer. It was so comfy I nodded off several times during filming. So I've slept in a dog bed ever since. With an old blanket that I've never washed.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Where does the dog sleep?

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)

With nthe fishes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

WOAH!
WTF?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:12, Reply)

fishy fives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:14, Reply)

WTF - with the fishes.
I smell a conspiracy.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)

It's all a bit fishy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)

With the fishes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

The Fishes are great group of guys. They supported us on our 1992 How-Twister tour.
The dog fell in love with them, so they were the obvious choice to adopt him, really.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:14, Reply)

AWFUL!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)

yes, yes you are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)

But I like you.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Play pointless little 1 minute games on facebook mostly
Or read. Books are ace.

Alt: one duvet, 2 pillows. Soon be time to swap summer duvet for winter duvet.

Apropos of nothing, every time women on /ot drool over Bradley Cooper I picture Bradley Walsh. I realised a while back I was thinking of the wrong Bradley but refuse to find out who Cooper is as I find it makes the droolfests hilarious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Lately I seem to be working, looking after my son, fixing my bike of buying christmas presents online.
For entertainment I sleep.

My bed is a super kingsize mattress on the floor, I have a duvet and 4 pillows although I only ever use 1 myself.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Alt: I am incredibly hot in bed.
I've been told repeatedly by girlfriends that I am the hottest person they'e shared a bed with ever.

LOL etc seriously - in summer it's a problem but in winter this is an asset.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)

That's the crack fumes leaching out of yoiur pores

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I don't have a bed, just a giant mattress on the floor, with a duvet and four pillows.
They're all pretty ordinary really, apart from one which has a speaker in it!!!

It would be pretty cool if it was actually comfortable to sleep on O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Must keep you awake as well, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)

it makes me feel better to know that im not the only one with a mattress on the floor
My box spring and frame wouldnt fit into my room so ive felt a bit like a squatter for a few days. but i rather enjoy it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Please make you own House of Commons joke
here...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Main Q: I get high, research and listen to music and learn about history.
Who am I kidding, I watch football and watch 'FILM'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You have six pillows?
What are you, a behemoth?
( WormuIus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I use
1 bed
1 pillow
1 cover
1 sheet
1 matress
( WormuIus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

...keep moving,
we'll all be merry and bright.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I bet one of you lot just fills the bath with gravy and sleeps in that.

( WormuIus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Don't be silly.
I kept waking up cold after drinking it in my sleep.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

You are right. And I'm pretty sure I know which one it is...
You got a job yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

oh yeah
did charlotte call??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Check your facebook
She called but I think she took down my email address incorrectly because she said she would email and hasn't.

I tried calling her but I haven't got through. If you could give me her email address I'll just send her what she wanted in the first place.
( WormuIus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

i don't actually have it
but i can text her yours!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)

When you have a single bed at your mummy's house you don't need much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I guess so I don't really know.

( WormuIus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

but how many scarves do you have?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

All in all
about 10.
( WormuIus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I broke my bed, so am currently sleeping on a lumpy futon.
But I am having a new bed delivered a week on Saturday. At which point I will be back to a big King Size with 4 pillows and a normal duvet.

I can't fucking wait.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)

lolfatty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Ha.
That would be less embarassing than the fact I broke it by pretending to do a forearm smash onto the other half after watching WWF.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

oh dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I know.
I know. I'm sorry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

if it was WWF and not WWE you must had had it taped from a while back you saddo
/saddo for knowing about the name change.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

i'd pay to watch pandas fight
theyu might as well go out in style
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Time to bring back gladiatorial combat for violent offenders me thinks.
It would be so much fun to watch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

No, it was WWE
I'm just old enough to still think it's called WWF unless someone reminds me.

Anyone fancy an opal fruit?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Meh, I preferred WCW back in the day.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

^this
I've actually seen Giant Haystacks, big daddy and the rest wrestling when I were a young lass.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)

een lept with
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I saw WWF (as it was definitely called then)
at the Docklands Arena when I was about 15. It had Big Boss Man, Andre The Giant, Macho Man Randy Savage and was won by Danny Boy Smith - The British Bulldog.

Everything about that makes me feel ancient, WWF doesn't exist anymore, The Docklands Arena doesn't exist anymore and every single one of those wrestlers is dead.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Fucking jinx

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)

It's OK, I'm going to see U2 next week.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

woohoo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Was there ever a gayer wrestler than Randy Savage?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)

i have 4 giant pillows on my bed
the spare room/flatmate's room has loads of beautiful ornamental pillows which, much to my rage, she generally leaves on the floor.

seriously. seriously. if my motherfucking trainee does not STOP HER FUCKING AWFUL HACKING COUGH WHICH HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A MONTH, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO GO OVER AND SMACK HER. is this really horrible of me, or am i justified, in that i have to listen to her wetly hacking up her guts approximately every 10 mins??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

no, wait
it's every fucking 3 mins now.

why does she have to be so fucking sickly? it's just SELFISH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)

She should be taken out and shot in front of her family

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)

i had to lol at that
clarkson is not afraid to speak his mind.

but this cough is more irritating than the strikers, even. it's rank and disgusting and rattling and i hate it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

clarkson is not afraid to speak his mind spout shit that he doesn't mean for money.

Although I must admit, as a Guardian reader, I'm ashamed to be associated with the pathetic whining over reaction going on in their Comment Is Free section about this today.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

It was a joke, seriously, who fucking cares, whetever side of bthe fence you sit on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Exactly.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I feel I really contributed greatly to the debate with that response, don't you?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

yes, because there is no debate to be had

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Send her home. She's clearly ill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)

she's had 12 days off sick in 2 months...!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Get rid of her, she is clearly more cut out for life in the public sector
Did you know spome public sector workers used to have sick days written into their contract? It was basically additional holiday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Isn't that basically what Monty has?
Monty?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

She sounds like a consumptive
seriously, you ought to tell her to get herself referred to the hospital for checks and that. From what you've said, she is not normal or well.
(berk, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Give me her job

( WormuIus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

i would if i could!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

As someone with a history of chronic bronchitis
I'd give you a thorough smacking right back.

It really is the most awful thing. You can't sleep, you can't move at anything faster than a crawl, and even the act of breathing can set you off coughing. I'm surprised she's not in tears on the bathroom floor, to be honest.

If you want to keep it from bothering you, either send her to a doctor (she needs antibiotics) or make sure she is constantly drinking - it's the only thing that stops the tickle.

Also, it hurts. And you physically can't stop it.
/cries
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

she has been on antibiotics for a month
and back to the doctors a number of times.

if i didn't share a room with her, i'd be sympathetic. but honestly. it's the worst noise in the world.

*seethes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Send her this
e card
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Also
if it's annoying to you, imagine it in your own head, 24 hours a day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

She has to listen to your shite, give her a break.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

If I had the money, I would have bought this in a second.
www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hF1-goEleTvsDY5HP34nuAAK58-g?docId=CNG.30e6a8149543288231be95ea4877b693.ec1
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I would buy this.
www.fulfords.co.uk/buy/property/2-bedroom-house-in-shaldon,tq14-for-gbp-390,000-ref-1223303/
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

that is one expensive rowing boat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It does come with a man who can walk on water though.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

For £390,00 you can own your very own Jeebus.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I've already got the "Allah", prob just stcik with that...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Pokeity! The pocket deities!
Got to catch 'em all!

Vishanu! I choose you!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

etc

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'd have bought it in eight seconds.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Totally made the best of on last weeks QOTW
*eats croissant*

I have four pillows. Two each. And a bed sheet and a double duvet on a king side bed which means if my feet get too hot I can easily stick them out the side. And if they get too cold luckily I have a human furnace on the other side to warm them up on. It's a perfect set up.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

God, keep your feet to yourselves, corpse-footers
The ex used to do that and make me fucking yelp each time. It's not my fault I'm warm, I am not there to be used as a hot water bottle for your gross minging dead people feet.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)

He doesn't seem to mind
Yuo seem to have serious issues about this though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I feel the cold really easily and it always made me jump :(

( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Aww
I promise not to put my corpse feet anywhere near you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You'll have to fight your way past a huge queue
of no women to get into a position to do that. I hope you're up for a battle. They're feisty.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'm more of a lover than a fighter

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You'll have to corpse foot somebody else then
Soz.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Would you like to see my croissant face?
207.44.242.20/links/621219

That's me thinking "They haven't noticed my tee shirt yet. Perhaps they'll notice it later. Ha ha! I am so witty."
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

haha your t-shirt is so witty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Yes.
Because as well as meaning that Catherine is in love with William, it also means that Catherine likes being fucked.
It's a subtly, dry sort of wit that probably goes over most people's heads.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I found the newspaper article seriously disturbing though.
Are you actually married!?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

*Sigh*
Married. Two kids. Yes. OMG! Who would? Etc.
And no, I don't look like Adrian Edmundson; Carlton Mellick III looks like me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)

You do a bit though...
Are your kids in your awesome band?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I look more like Carlton Mellick III though. Not that I mind looking like Adrian Edmundson in Bottom. Could be worse.
Funnily enough when I spoke to Carlton Mellick III about stealing my face one of the first questions he asked me was if I get told I look like Eddie Hitler all the time too.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You really do look like him
But with less awesome sideburns
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I used to have sideburns like that.
But then I grew up and stopped being that sort of twat.
I've asked him to get more famous so I can get a job as a looky-likey. In which case I'll grow them back.
I finished Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland at lunch today. I loved it. I think he's ace.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Is that the one with the coconut thing?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

No. My kids are not in my awesome band.
One is still a baby. The other one does like making musics with me sometimes though.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You look like Doctor Bunsen Honeydew.
If only TH looked like Beaker.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

TH just looks like me but more gormless and beardy.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Also with a stoop, like an old man.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

And always on a pogo stick.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I tend to mess around, drumming with my fingers on my desk
It annoys the hell out of my boss, oops.

Alt: 2 pillows, one for each half of the bed. They're the memory foam ones, heavy as hell, but really comfy.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Fucked matress.
1 small shit pillow.
1 slightly bigger shit pillow.
1 scrawny duvet.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah, it still all fits in your cardboard box so it's a win really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Cardboard box? Fuck off and munch a croissant you smug cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

He's just jealous of your lino roof that stops it getting soggy.
Don't listen to him.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I have my own railway bridge to live under now.
I also has my best friend stabby mcstabby, incase any fucker tries to steal my stuff.
STABBY STABBY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFS
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You have a shoebox which you've written "bathroom" on.
Etc.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Yes, I am poor and homeless etc etc.....

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Bored of that now.
Now what?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Fuck know. Someone will ask probably another question soon, possibly about sofas or popular culture.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)

It was about post offices. Well I never.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Christ, you must be the most upper class man in Glasgow.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Yes I know the city like a lover
Good or bad it's hard to love another that I've found
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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)

My son said the dead mouse the cats had left in the kitchen this morning was "cute".

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Sounds normal. Did this upset you?

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It was dead.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Tends to happen when cats get at them.

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